What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house
The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.
Oh, to live the dream…
I love that the thesis here is essentially “You know how smooshing your face in your pet’s side is literally the greatest feeling ever? What if you could multiply that by ten thousand?” Every atom in my body is like YES BRING ME THE FLUFF.
HAIRBALLS THE SIZE OF A CAR
This is what a baby great white shark looks like.
It’s actually a baby salmon shark, seen here being carefully rescued from having beached itself, because it is an oceanic danger puppy and like most wild animals, will bite if confused/scared. (source here)
“Aww gee wiz fellas” - this shark, probably?
“I have had a long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”
Oceanic Danger Puppy
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
Me on my way to watch Avengers Endgame
If this is the same guy from Arizona, he’s super nice and I’ve met him. His real, legal name is Steve Rogers.
There goes a man who has made full use of his name and his motorcycle. I bet he gets such a kick every time he gets to salute someone.