Incorrect Dragon Age 2 Quotes, part 2
Merrill : Just be yourself.
Isabela : ‘Be myself’? Merrill , I have one day to win Hawke over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Varric: Couple weeks.
Anders: Six months.
Aveline: Jury’s still out.
Isabela : See, Merrill ?
Isabela : 'Be myself’. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Hawke: Rules were made to be broken!
Carver: But bodies weren’t-
Isabela: So Hawke I dare you to-
Anders: Hawke isn’t allowed to do dares anymore
Hawke: Apparently I have ‘no regard for personal safety’
Anders: You mind if I come in?
Fenris: Not at all. Do you mind if I leave?
Hawke: I’m going to commit a crime!
Varric: Wait for me!
Aveline: -exasperated sigh-
Hawke: I promised Mother I wouldn’t do anything stupid.
Bethany: Why would you lie to Mother like that!?
Hawke : Carver, we tried things your way-
Carver: No, we didn’t.
Hawke: I did it in my head and it didn’t work.
Varric: My favorite outdoor activity is going inside.
Carver: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Bethany: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren’t real.
Carver: They’re not.
Bethany: Haha, very funny.
Carver: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?
Bethany: No… what happened?
Carver: …Why would you fall for this again-
Fenris: What has Kirkwall ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Hawke: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
Aveline: I can’t imagine what Varric is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it and it won’t be legal.
Anders: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it.
Varric: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Isabela: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Hawke: I know, I was surprised too.