WAIT MUMZA LORE????? BRO WHY do I have to have class now WHYYYYYY
Funniest Dream SMP characters in an objective and absolutely factual order, with reasoning provided:
1. c!Dream (figured out how to revive the dead and then decided to gatekeep it, skeppy cage, fridged boomerville, has a god complex while god has a him complex).
2. c!Sam (absolutely everything surrounding his inability to acknowledge his own faults or conceptualize that events will not play out the way he planned them.)
3. c!Tubbo (avid and unrepentant war criminal, totally gets away with it, utterly feral)
4. c!Niki (Went from running a bakery to being on a villian team named team rocket to joining a crime bookclub, which is the ideal career progression)
5. c!Techno (Manages to be incredibly capable of death and destruction, but is largely incapable of being mean. 90% of the server is unaware of the second part.)
Why he gotta word it like that
hw!george running into dreams room with tears in his beautiful doe eyes: DREAM…. DREAM!! I GOT MY VISA APPROVED<3
george, seeing only sapnap in the room: wait…… wheres dream….😟 sapnap?
sapnap, mournfully holding dreams empty water bottles (his only remains): who do you think gave u the citizenship……..
[SCENE SLOWLY FADES TO BLACK. IN THE BACKGROUND, DAVE BAYLEY CROONS, “Sometimes all I think about is you…” DREAMLAND SERIES FIN.]
We’re going to be talking about video games in one of my classes today and my teacher even had us watch a TED talk on gaming called “The transformative power of video games” and I’m super excited because I really want to talk about my favorite games and also hope that I might get to talk about some cc’s. Gonna wear some merch to class as well.
i was ridin’ shotgun with my hair undone
in the front seat of his fortnite car
he’s got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
the other on my heart
i look around, turn the fortnite radio down
he says, “gogy, is something wrong?”
i say, “nothing, i was just thinking how we don’t have a song”
and he says
“our song is heatwaves”
George ‘rigging’ the mob vote and demanding all the hate for it. George making a point to harass baby piglin Michael on the dsmp after Sapnap was attacked for it. George making a meme out of the NFTs. He really does try to share the heat with his friends and point out how stupid the hate is in the first place
his love language is being a publicist’s nightmare