wish more ppl acted like other villian apologists do, but for c!schlatt. I simply think it would be funny. like can you imagine the takes??
“you’ve gotta picture things from schlatt’s pov. he was just getting rid of a traitor, which makes total sense. plus like he was literally betrayed…? he trusted tubbo and made him his right hand man,, like he cared abt him while tubbo was willingly conspiring against him n didn’t care for him as a person at all.”
“no one was against c!schlatt until c!wilbur manipulated them to be… just saying 👀”
“all of the ppl schlatt cared abt left him it’s so unfair :( like he loved quackity and fundy and they both abandoned him n left him to die I feel so bad for him :((“
“what he did doesn’t matter bc he was doing it for the best of the country?? like he had good intent which makes him morally grey lmao.”
“yeah what he did to quackity was fucked up, sure, but you gotta understand quackity wasn’t complying with his demands. like he’s kind of at fault too, it’s totally reasonable for schlatt to act like that in response !!”
hello! i say your art request thing and i was wondering if you could draw a little ghostbur? i really like your ghostbur desgin :D no pressure though! /g
He has a little Cornflower garden
Can I get some crimebros for the soul?
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up
This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!
Update: had a baby together
Update: he’s 1 year old today
Well this is adorable!
This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.
This series of jokes killed when I watched them
If I didn’t know better I’d say they only had one brain cell
These kids are neurodivergent and you can’t convince me otherwise
phineas has adhd and ferb has autism, you cant tell me otherwise
Okay I woke up and heard about Tumblr+ and was not happy :(
So I wrote up this thing in like 3 hours with some crappy art and stuff just to get my thoughts out there of some way @staff can actually get some money without using @postplus, as everyone hates it.
If you have some ideas of your own or wanna draw some cursed pins you’d use go ahead!
(ignore all my spelling mistakes please, procreate doesn’t have spell checking)
UPDATE POST! Drawn up some more ideas/refinements over a couple more hours as this is so popular rn. Images below
I am no website engineer so I have no idea how hard this would be to code, so I do doubt whether this would actually be viable. However this is a cool thought experiment and a nice example to @staff of what kind of monetization could be implemented which I would be happy to engage in.
I did try and think of the most viable way of making these work without completely rewriting the site but I can’t be sure.
There’s a strike being organised so I encorage you to parcitipate if you’re concerned about this >> https://postplus-protest.tumblr.com/post/657433316725833728/ <<
Also this whole tumblr+ may have been the upper managements fault? I’m not going to completely trust the article however I will take it on in good faith and hope all this backlash causes them to reconsider >> https://consent.yahoo.com/v2/collectConsent?sessionId=3_cc-session_f1b2b78b-00a1-435d-a695-4dce9b8a1e02 <<
For anyone worried about giving their cards to tumblr (as they probably should be). I’d say that you could use paypal or a Virtual Debit Card Services so you avoid the chance of your credit info being leaked
Anyway thanks for commenting and reblogging my post. I’ve read all the comments and it makes me very happy that so many people are willing to support tumblr, as long as they do it right :)
Credit to @ncfan-1 for the swapping icons idea :D
why is it so difficult for ppl to distinguish between “this person is a literal bigot and should not have a platform” and “this person is not actively malicious but has accidentally done a couple harmful things that should be addressed” and “this person has made a few poor taste jokes several years ago but has since grown as a person” and “this person simply just didn’t know the ‘proper’ term for something”
crime boys where Tommy leaves Wilbur after realizing they’re on differing paths but instead of angst wilbur just goes to comical levels to try to get back in his good graces
Tommy, waking up at 2 am: wtf
Wilbur, outside of his house with 40 cows: tommy we have cows you like cows now be my little-brother coded friend again plz
Tommy goes to check his mailbox and sees a giant box from Wilbur. He opens it to reveal ranboo, whos just kinda vibing. The note says ‘you like ranboo! I brought you ranboo! Let’s be friends again :D’
Wilbur just starts wearing red and white. All the time. Everyone who asks is informed that ‘they’re Tommy’s favorite colors!’
Imagine the sheer comedy of newly revived, ex-president soot holding a notepad walking up to people that Tommy is friends with going: ‘hey what does Tommy like? if I hypothetically wanted to convince him to be on my side again how would I do that. he likes l’manburg right. should I make another country. does anyone happen to know where one can find the actual Able Sisters.’
wilbur struggles through learning redstone to make one of those minecraft jukebox songs except he constantly messes up because he’s redstone illiterate. it does not sound like able sisters, or cat, or anything coherent
Wilbur: hey Ranboo I wanna be friends with Tommy again. will you please sit in a box outside his door? I’ll owe you one 🥺
Ranboo, who seems to be supernaturally compelled to follow The Lessons, of which one is “if you see an opportunity to gain a favor, take it”:
Philza going “Ranboo is lonely.” while his old ass is sitting there in a place far away from everyone else, barely interacts with anyone unless dragged into it, his life long friend in prison with no indication of coming back anytime soon, his son visiting him once every blue moon just to ask him for a favour…
And you think Ranboo is lonely?
ranboo never talks about tubbo nor Micheal or tommy, so Phil assumes he’s just sitting there in his house all day grinding materials, he has no idea what life ranboo lives outside of what little he sees in the sindicate
he worries that he maybe doesn’t have friends, so he tries to get him and Wilbur to get along, it makes sense from his perspective especially when you take into account that Phil is greatly misinformed about the servers climate and history (living isolated has its downsides)
+ i think Phil perceives relationships in a different way (with being immortal and all that shit) so he’s used to spending time by himself but recognizes that that’s no good for the Average person so he tries his best to keep his Friend happy :)
You know what I want for a Bee duo argument?
I want a full blown argument, like Clingy duo community house argument.
I want Tubbo to tell Ranboo that he’s out of line for doing this. I want Ranboo to (with the reminder and encouragement from Wilbur) to blame Tubbo for starting this whole Cookie outpost mess.
I want them dissolving into a argument about past mistakes and current ones too.
I want them to be on opposite sides and yelling things at each other that neither of them means.
I want them to break that fragile relationship they have, because now they realize with how they are now it was never going work out well.
I want it to hurt.
I want them to leave dejected and angry and feeling like they both lost because neither of them won that argument.
I want them to reconnect in a way they hadn’t before. Where Tubbo tells Ranboo how he feels about his past traumas and mistakes, how he’s really feeling about them. Where Ranboo tells Tubbo about his experiments and and what he’s going through. For them to just talk about themselves for once.
I want them to talk, no secrets, just honesty. Just them loving each other (and learning to love themselves) all over again because they choose to.
And yeah, they’ll have their ups and downs, days where neither of them can get out of bed or out of their own head, fights that leave them asking why they stayed but—
I want them to just choose to love each other all over again instead of staying angry and avoiding each other, to love the real them all over again because you know, love is pretty cool actually.
one of my favorite things about ranboo’s character is how he’s got a pretty good sense of self-perception, but terrible self-discipline. he consistently picks up on his flaws: he KNOWS he’s a pushover, a hypocrite, a bad friend, and a detrimental people-pleaser. he’s aware of all of this, and he points it out in conversations with people (like in his talk with wilbur, when he explains his issues with discerning what will become conflicts and what will stay light-hearted).
but no matter how many times he says it, he never puts a lot of personal work into fixing these flaws (he’s similar to wilbur in this way). it’s almost as if he works in extremes. he either accepts that everyone on the server is a hypocrite (so why bother trying to change?) or he’s begging sam to put him in the prison for a crime he doesn’t even remember committing.
i think it all boils down to the way he panics when he starts feeling pressured (and how little it takes to send him into a spiral). he loses a lot of his clarity, and he makes choices that directly contradicts his beliefs. and he HATES himself for it, but he doesn’t know how to stop. again, i’m picking up a lot of similarities between him and wilbur. all this to say, i think this arc with wilbur is what’s going to make or break his morals: either he’ll finally grow a spine and learn to defend what he loves and believes, or he’ll convince himself that he’s never going to be able to change. and i’m sure as his memory slowly returns, this will all get more stressful for him, so maybe this is all building up to a climax. anyway, i love c!ranboo with all my heart because he is a messed-up kid who has an unhealthy need for validation (affectionate).
btw its important to remember how c!wilbur mischaracterized c!jack’s feelings. c!jack did not accept c!wilburs apology because he was scared of c!wilbur. it was because he almost never gets that kind of attention and care unprompted– so he clings to it, he accepts it unquestionably. it’s important to remember that c!wilbur thinking that everyone around him is viewing him as a ticking time bomb, while true in some aspects, is mainly a direct result of c!wilburs paranoia and poor mental health. it should not be seen as fact/reality
Whatever Ranboo’s other half is it’s gotta be an invertebrate
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