merry valentines i hope ur smoother than aliens
these aliens just get lesser and lesser suave
Don’t forget Mordin’s “Your lower eyelids did a thing, but I’m not interested in you or the army of people trying to bang me” or Morinth’s “You’ll totally survive the brain hemorrhage I’m about to give you.”
Actually because Photosets only allow 10 pictures I couldn’t be bothered to upload some and left out a few, seeing as I didn’t think it’d get any notes.
gameshow called ‘pride or prejudice’ in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe
the contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people who are desperately uncomfortable with the entire concept
Name the show “Pride Month Discourse”
she looks like the secondary protagonist of a jane austen novel. spends a lot of time reading and is very close with her (also unmarried) female friends. 8/10
she’s a farmer’s daughter or a huntress. hair is impractically left down but when she aims her bow and arrow at you she’s too damn gorgeous. 7/10
looks like the one woman in the group of guys for an action movie. has a lot of impressive martial arts scenes with way too many cuts that leaves you feeling horny and disrespected at the same time. 6/10
she’s definitely an elder for the younger lgbts in minas tirith, and strong enough to beat the shit out of any homophobe, transphobe, etc. 8/10
these are the same picture. 4/10
she’s the younger sister of the main love interest, always knows what’s going on and ready to pop in with a witty comment. 7/10
this looks like cate blanchett kind of? 6/10
based faceapp kept the beard. she’s mysterious and wise but she pulls you in all the same. 7/10
gollum looks like she attacks paparazzi on sight and would make eric andre break down on his own show. 6/10
Pull the Fucking lever, kronk
What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: Thane Krios’ final fight was completely inaccurate and poorly done. There is no way Thane would’ve hesitated to shoot Kai Leng, especially with the Councilor and Shepard in danger. Furthermore, there is no way Thane Krios, trained since age 6 to shoot and kill, would’ve missed Kai Leng multiple times, even under the assumption that illness was damaging his reflexes. All in all, Bioware has admitted forgetting Thane, and they wasted him, his romance, and also his death in a poor, OOC storyline.
Nish Kumar and Mark Watson: Coworkers who are also best friends. If Mark is honest, he’s feeling a lot of anxiety because Nish is the office clown who often doesn’t get his work done and Nish would have been fired by now if he wasn’t covering for him.
Jess Knappett and Kerry Godliman: An Auntie and her favorite niece bonding the week before the niece’s wedding.
Lolly Adefope, Joe Lycett, and Noel Fielding: Two younger siblings about to get roped into trouble by their cool older brother who will unrepentantly ditch them at the first opportunity.
Liza Tarbuck, Asim Chaudhry, and Tim Vine: The competent and overworked office admin assistant who is about to kill everyone because the men in the office never listen to her and two men in the office who never listen to her.
Joe Thomas and Sian Gibson: An Auntie and her favorite nephew who has asked her to go for a coffee because he’s fighting with his girlfriend and needs some advice.
James Acaster, Phil Wang, and Rhod Gilbert: (an inverted version of how I have seen them described before) A 50 year old man whose sole relationship with his adult nephews is pranking them and always taking it too far until one of the nephews punches him during the middle of family Christmas.
Daisy May Cooper and Richard Herring: A young pregnant woman who has come to stay with her Mum to get some help before the birth of her baby, only the baby has come early while the Mum is out of town on a business trip and now the step dad who she hates is going to be the one to take her to the hospital and be the one to help her during the birth.
Lee Mack and Mike Wozniak: Brothers in law. Their wives are sisters. They are at a family barbeque and are about to, while stone cold sober, try to make their babies wrestle.