SCP 035: Hun, sniff some lavenders
SCP 049: Why
SCP 035: Because you’re not you when you’re angry
*Chopped up lavender and sniff it up like cocaine*
SCP 035: Better?
SCP 049: Better. That some good shit
SCP 035: Hey hun
SCP 049: Yes
SCP 035: Is it true that you’re basically naked since your clothes is your skin?
SCP 049: To put it in your terms, yes
SCP 035: So that mean every time someone see you, you’re basically flashing them
SCP 049: …………….. *Smacks 035*
SCP 049: Sweetheart I’m sorry to say but skinny jeans are not your style
SCP 096: Awww
SCP 035: I’m going to lick the nut
SCP 049: Don’t do it
SCP 035: What do you think it taste like?
SCP 049: I don’t know, dirt. Now don’t lick it
*035 lick the nut*
SCP 035: *spit* That taste like shit
SCP 049: Sigh, no kisses for a month now
SCP 173: concerned face
Dying from SCP 049 makes you a simp and the result are not good.
Also shout out to my friend, Zlox for doing this
SCP 049: I am the cure
D-Class: NO. I don’t want to be a simp
SCP 049: There’s no need to hide, I’m here to ….
*Spotted an unfinished game of Surgeon Simulator on a desktop with webcam*
SCP 049: huh
*Two hours later*
Guard: SCP 049 has been spotted and seem to playing a game
SCP 049: Hello everyone, SCP 049 here and today we’ll going to be playing the anniversary edition of surgeon simulator for Eye Amputation.
SCP 035: Hey Doc
SCP 049: This better be good, you know not to interrupt during surgery.
SCP 035: Yea yea, I just remember that you can talk french as well.
SCP 049: Medieval French, yes. Why excited?
SCP 035: I was wondering if you can say something hot to me in french.
SCP 049: Medieval French
SCP 035: Yeah, that. Please baby
SCP 049: *sigh* Tu es une garce qui a besoin d'aide mais je t'aime toujours
SCP 035: Wow now that sounded hot. Thanks love
SCP 049: *sigh*
SCP 049: Finally, after all this time being stuck in my own bubble, I can now burst free and administrate my cure to all of those who so desperately need it.
D-9341: Doc, I’m talking you right now you’re better off staying in here.
SCP 049: Ah, hello D-9341. Why the friendly gesture all of a sudden?
D-9341: It’s not a friendly gesture, it’s a warning. I have seen what the world is now with the current generation and trust me you won’t like it.
SCP 035: Yeah, sorry hun. The world is more my style then it is yours style.
SCP 049: Nonsense, I have send a lifetime developing my methods to get rid the pestilence and I won’t let it roam free.
D-9341: Doc, this is worst then the pestilence.
*049 opens doors*
*Insert random crazy shit you’re thinking of here*
*049 close door*
SCP 049: OH MY!!!
D-9341: Told you
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When you’re in stuck in quarantine and you just start talking about the first thing that pop out of your head out loud.
SCP 106: OH MY GOD, we’ve been searching for hours now. I nearly got every wall cover up
SCP 079: I’m looking at all the cameras and I don’t see anyone so far.
SCP 049: If it wasn’t for 173 snapping most of the players necks so early in the game. We could’ve had fun.
SCP 173: It’s not my fault you walk like you got something shove up your ass.
SCP 049: I only have one child, 096 kill two people, 106 took five people in his pocket dimension and 079 killed one person from Tesla gate.
SCP 096: Guys please stop fighting
SCP 079: There has to be more survivors, it shows that there’s 5 remaining
* sounds of the intercom room mics turning on*
SCP 106: INTERCOM ROOM!!
SCP 049: BACK OFF! This one mines
SCP 035: To all of the remaining survivors hiding like bitches, I would like for you all to hear a special song I got for my sweetheart 049!
SCP 049: Oh it just 035
SCP 035: Rawr x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh). Couldn’t help but notice your bulge from across the floor….
SCP 049: 173, PLEASE STOP HIM!!
SCP 173: RIGHT
SCP 173: There’s a 104 days from us being released now
SCP 049: And the guards come around just to end it
SCP 035: So the way we will break out from our little prisons
SCP 079: Is having Maynard just expose them
Every SCP: SO WE CAN
SCP 173: Snap all necks and get them terrified when they’re looking at me
SCP 106: Discovering a man that came from the ground
SCP 106: Who haven’t once took a shower
SCP 079: Jumpscaring the player all day,
SCP 682: Making some random noise
SCP 049: And basically sensing the disease. I SEE YOU THERE
SCP 1048: Collecting human ears,
SCP 939: Gaining the player trust
SCP 096: And driving this poor guy insane
D-9341: (OH SHIT!!)
SCP 035: As you can see there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before you have the chance to escape
D-9341: (ARE YOU SERIOUS)
Every SCP: So stick around cuz these scps are going give you it all
Every SCP: So stick around cuz these scps are going give you it all
D-9341: OKAY who was one that made the scps self aware of the game.
*SCP 035 and 049 playing cards in Doc cell*
SCP 035: Man, you’re so lucky to have a huge fandom appreciate you while I’m in the corner just being made fun of. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll love being the comic relief person but I would like some real appreciation now and then.
SCP 049: …. Are you KIDDING ME?
SCP 035: What?
SCP 049: My fandom is just a bunch of immature adolescence that gets a kick off of my seductive echoey voice (Thanks, The Volgun) to the point they see it as ASMR.
SCP 035: *Laughing* I wouldn’t blame them. Well, atleast it’s not like 173 fandom.
SCP 049: Good heavens on that one
*035 slam his last card on the pile*
SCP 035: BINGO!!! I win, now give me kisses
SCP 049: That now how you end the game ……… nevermind
*035 pounces on 049*
SCP 035: Alright bros, we have one night to celebrate. Any suggestion?
SCP 049: Studying the human body.
SCP 079: Hacking the system.
SCP 096: Hiding in the corner and cry.
SCP 106: Touch people in an uncomfortable way.
SCP 173: Snap necks! Those sweet juicy necks.
SCP 682: Trash talking to people like on the internet.
SCP 035: …….. It’s clear to me that none of you guys really want to seize this opportunity to chill together like bros. So that why I planned ahead to have the best celebration this site had ever had.
SCP 079: And what’s that.
*Opens 049 cell to have pillows stack up to the rim*
SCP 035: PILLOW FIGHT!!!
SCP 049: WAIT WHAT, where did you get those pillows from? and why & how are they in my cell?
*035 whack 049 to the ground*
SCP 106 and 682: NICE!!
SCP 079: I despise organic life.
This is why I love SCP RP, cuz you can find the most random people here while playing it.
Don’t worry, I have plenty more where that came from but I wanted to see if this video is chilled with everyone first.
Oh, what have I done.
Guard: Alright Class D-6969, you have been assigned to be included in a live demonstration on something special.
Class D-6969: Oh great, I wonder what it could be?
*Two guards escort him while he’s talking to them*
Class D-6969: Is it the walking bear that makes weird shit?
Class D-6969: Is it the stairs that never ends?
Class D-6969: Is it the little girl that take man body for her needs?
Class D-6969: OR Is it the crybaby that have low self-esteem?
Class D-6969: Hearing stories from my boys got me prepared for this shit
*Both the guards laughing at him* *Got to the door they was heading to*
Guard: Lets just say that one of the doctor was feeling generous this month and just wanted you to be in something worst than death.
Guard: You’ll be included in a demonstration of SCP 035 and 049 their version of the “Birds and the bees” for the next three hours.
*Door opening to see 035 in a costume and 049 laying sideways on a bed*
SCP 049: Greetings
SCP 035: Well look what we got here, FRESH MEAT.
Class D-6969: *Girl Scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*Four Class Ds talking about their worst experience with an SCP in the cafeteria*
Class D-2389: I was force to “help out” with a date between Dr. Clef and SCP 173
Class D-5671: I was force to wear on SCP 178 for two hours.
Class D-3859: I was force to Dodge and weave SCP 939 in a small maze.
Class D-2269: I was force to keep to my pants on in the same room with SCP 166 for FOUR hours.
*Class D-9341 heard their conversation from across the table*
Class D-9341: …. Amateurs
Class D-3859: What was that, Mate!?
Class D-9341: AMATEURS. I was force to read a well detailed fan fiction about SCP 035, 049, 096, 106 and 173 in a sex pile.
Class D-2269 PSSH, so what?
Class D-9341: That was written by Dr. Bright himself
*All the Class Ds in the cafeteria started spilling out their drinks*
*A SCP Containment Breach happening*
Chad D Boi: Come on bros, lets bounce from this joint, chay
*A sexy leg with black heels pops out from the side of the doorway*
Chad D Boi: Whoa bros, I think we found ourselves a free ticket to a home run
*Scp 049 pops up caressing one side of the doorway*
Scp 049: Oh my, yet another victim of the disease. They should’ve brought me here sooner
All the D Boys: *Intense female screaming while running away*
Scp 049: WAIT, come back. *sigh*
Scp 035: *whistle to 049* Well helloooo gorgeous.
Again you’ll feel the pain forever either way
Gwen: Let me hear your best pick up lines ever
Upgrade: Your beauty is so stunning, I’m getting lost in you’re eyes.
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): Your body alone is a three-course meal with dessert being the best part.
Upgrade: There’s no need for a pet like me to be away from their master.
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): I need to step away from the bedroom after seeing your true nature.
Upgrade: Those kissable lips are enough to melt me away.
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): The breast inside can’t be contained from a little sample.
Upgrade: Let me show you what I can really do to give you an upgrade.
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): I was never a stranger on trying out new tricks.
Gwen: I can’t believe I done this to myself. I feel bad for any girl that will fall for that.
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): AAAAAH UUUUUH *Sharp stare at Gwen*
Upgrade: Oh damn
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Kevin11 (Original mutation form): I’m top because I have better strength.
Upgrade: No way I should be top because I have better control.
Kevin 11 (Original mutation form): As if shrimp, you’re more suited to be bottom.
Upgrade: Said the person who doesn’t mind being on their back.
Ghostfreak: Why are you guys so chill saying this out loud? And why in the living room?
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): What do you mean?
Upgrade: We’re just seeing who’s going to be first or second player in Black Ops 3 on split-screen.
GhostFreak: ……… Oh, never then *leaves through the wall*
*Upgrade and Kevin 11 smiling at each other*
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): How are you bending your legs if you don’t have feet?
Upgrade: How could you fly with the size of your body?
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): How are you able to eat with a mouth?
Upgrade: How come you don’t often use your XLR8 power to move faster?
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): How come you don’t see yourself as a walking sentient computer?
Upgrade: How come you’re so popular with fans dispute the fact you’re classified as a dysfunctional person?
*Stares at each other with a sigh then hugging it out with a half-smile laughing*
Kevin 11(Original mutation form): All good questions.
Upgrade: But no good answers.