The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
How would you do?
736 Carving and carvings
This should go poorly.
253 Pastoral office and work
Gross, ew, no thank you, also I will fail.
good morning class, america still does not have reliable high speed consumer intercity mass transit but there is a small town in indiana that has scooters out for random pickup, use, and drop-off in their downtown area and I guess that’s pretty cool, you have to find the bright spots in the massive shitheap that is the modern american condition, now let’s all look at this cool bug I found while we finish class outside for the day
177 Ethics of social relations
837 German humour and satire.
800 Literature, rhetoric, and criticism.
Sit down and buckle in for a wild ride because I have read a LOT of random shit.
744 Not assigned or no longer used
See ya, bitches, have fun with your nerd essays. I’m out.
582 Plants noted for specific vegetative characteristics and flowers
Every rose has it’s thorn, just like every night has its dawn…OK, stay with me here…
Public policy in education lets GOOOO I have so MANY thoughts
Listening to podcasts feels weird but there’s so much INFORMATION like please just write it down I consume by reading so much easier I don’t want your witty banter
I hate how normal it is to hate your job like I love what I do but this job and the commute fucking drain me I can’t take it anymore but if I leave I’m back where I was this time last year and I can’t fucking do that again
Why am I always the one responsible for other peoples feelings and no one ever cares about mine
I’m trying desperately to get things done and I just..can’t and when I try everything falls apart so quickly like I can’t even go to the store right now or anything
please don’t have sex
The new conjuring movie sucked
venus in aries: the daredevil, desert rose, lone ranger, the heroine, femme fatale, rock star, warrior, provocateur
venus in taurus: the caretaker, sweet pea, beauty queen, trophy partner, silent screen actor, nature lover, royal, matriarch
venus in gemini: flirt, intellectual, magical fairy, elf or sprite, storyteller, trickster, shape-shifter, film star, networker, muse, eternal child
venus in cancer: the mother, love poet, the orphan, a lush orchid, the incurable romantic, a lighthouse, safe haven, buried treasure
venus in leo: the artist, ingenue, creator, attention-getter, clown, showgirl, diva, flame tulip, popular one, lover
venus in virgo: servant, rescuer, Virgin Mary, angel, helpful one, expert, critic, nag, codependent, masochist
venus in libra: a diamond, social butterfly, judge, red rose, one-half of a power couple, tightrope walker, peace-lover, mediator, sensitive, “lover not a fighter”
venus in scorpio: the black widow, phoenix, erotic dancer, celibate, jealous one, fortress, the betrayer, vampire, shaman, spy
venus in sagittarius: seeker, nomadic, explorer, safari guide, mapmaker, fortune-teller, the student, philosopher, the kid
venus in capricorn: the mature one, provider, power suit, status-seeker, role model, boss, wise human, wizard, hermit, experienced one
venus in aquarius: the sexual rebel, outsider, glamourous one, trend-setter, truth-teller, caged bird, free-spirit, idealist, visionary, friend, humanitarian
venus in pisces: the hopeless romantic, magical child, illusionist, compassionate healer, beloved, good samaritan, lost soul, soul mate, codependent, sadist, psychic, rescuer, guru
calculate your venus sign here (x)
I need to get my hair trimmed
The morning went by so quickly but now the minutes are crawling
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
So idk about the rest of you but I’ve been seeing a lot lately about this whole “mother” vs “birthing person” debate and I have thoughts.
The argument I’m seeing the most is that by taking the word mother away were taking what these people feel makes them women. That taking away the word mother is anti feminist because it goes against the one thing that sets women apart from men. All this usually after an opening of “I love all gay people and the trans BUT….”
And here are my thoughts on that
First of all… no one is taking the word mother away. What makes you comfortable is the term that should be used when addressing you. If you want to be called mother or father or anything else then any respectful person will call you that (and honestly, having your preferred “name” of sorts ignored or forgotten for a minute might teach you something about people’s experience outside the gender binary but I digress). Deciding not to use the term mother as a default when it comes to pregnancy is not anti-feminist and by saying this you’re proving you don’t understand what that words means at all.
Also, there are so many things that set women apart from men. Not just the ability to give birth. And quite frankly I find that notion offensive because I don’t plan on ever becoming pregnant or carrying a pregnancy to full term (while you think it’s the miracle of life, I feel physically sick just thinking about it) but I still think I have things to offer that men don’t. Does my decision to not have children make me less of a woman than those who do? No. So shut the fuck about about this one.
Lastly, the point I’m not understanding about all of this is the use of birthing person. Isn’t “parent” already the gender neutral word for mother or father? Wouldn’t that make just as much if not more sense for medical professionals to use around expecting parents? To say okay these parents or this parent is having a child? And if they know the patient is comfortable with the word mother to use that, but the gender neutral option should be the default anyway. I mean I know it’s a long shot because I still read shit at my job that says he/she as though the word they doesn’t exist and encapsulate everything necessary to get that sentence to make sense (we love catholic schools) so the word parent might be difficult for people fo grasp.
Anyway, if you identify as a mother then happy belated Mother’s Day. I’m glad that word empowers you but for others it takes away part of their identity and even causes harm so if you want to think about someone other than yourself for a second maybe consider that yours are not the only feelings that matter
Dude you know the question you asked what do conservatives get out of supernatural? So yesterday I found out that a friend of mine from high school who is a 22yo white cishet right-leaning Roman Catholic dude who is currently serving in the military watched all 15 seasons of supernatural. Apparently he liked the guns and the fighting and he also felt like Sam and Deans’ relationship with each other and with their father reflected a lot of his own experiences growing up with 5 brothers and a military father who was gone more often than not. When he started watching, his fav character was Sam but by the end, that had shifted to Dean although he disliked the fact that Dean was, and this is a direct quote, “such a whore.” I asked him if he liked the ending and he said that it was okay, that Dean’s death was “bullshit” but that the brothers got to enter heaven together and that’s what was most important. I additionally asked him what he thought of Castiel and he said that he thought his character was boring and he disliked it when the show tried to make Cas the center of episodes. He had absolutely no memory of what happened in 15x18 and had to look up the synopsis again to remember that Cas died. **********ADDITIONAL FACTS ABOUT MY FRIEND THAT MAKE ALL OF THIS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL: we met through ballet, one of his other favorite shows is Hannibal, he is an absolutely lethal jujitsu fighter, he has no idea what tumblr is, he works on motorcycles and vintage cars for fun which his dad taught him how to do, and when he was 18, after his gf at the time cheated on him, he decided to give up on women and he dated a gay friend of his for 3 months. Apparently he figured out pretty quickly that he was “definitely straight” but he kept dating/having sex with his friend/boyfriend until they both moved away because “he was a genuinely good dude” and he “didn’t have to catch so it was fine.” Yes he did suck dick. I asked
Getting notifications for my side blog is so much more fun
I had an idea and it’s actually feeling like it might be possible and still fit into my life plans and would actually be a complete dream come true if it works