I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:
1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”
2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.
3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.
4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.
5. I just finished my last class of the night. At the end of it, the three year old girl (in China) wanted to know if she could come over and we could have the next class at my house.
Ok ok ok, I'm a hetalia fan, but only because I thought it would be more historical ;-; and now I'm just kinda stuck
Do the right thing
speaking of working to specifically make things worse for money, look up the phoebus cartel
“The Phoebus cartel existed to control the manufacture and sale of incandescent light bulbs. They appropriated market territories and fixed the useful life of such bulbs. Corporations based in Europe and America founded the cartel on January 15, 1925 in Geneva.”
And today corporations don’t even need a cartel to achieve this. Innovation /s
ngl tho, it’s always entertaining when some big shit happens on this website and everyone is suddenly involved in discourse. and since it’s tumblr, it usually turns out that the person at the center of the whole thing is actually way more of a creep then first expected
it’s gonna be the opposite with me. people are about to discover just how nice and wholesome i actually am. the antis bashing on me are going to be trapped in a flood of my gooey pink wholesomeness. i’m gonna slap em in the face with my kindness. i’m gonna melt you people’s hearts. i’m preparing a swarm :)
i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one…device: this sounded fun so i checked the comments and… im?? come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes
i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one…device:
this sounded fun so i checked the comments and…
come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes
I love this one personally.
It gotta better
These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!
This one made me so happy.
I really like this one