Bro I cant believe that my mind just told me "huh, that nasty dude is hot"
He’s super hot..like yeah he smells like hot garbage and probably has fleas..but he’s hot
Bro I cant believe that my mind just told me "huh, that nasty dude is hot"
He’s super hot..like yeah he smells like hot garbage and probably has fleas..but he’s hot
GROSS BOY TIME
This contains: yandere imagines, talk about sex, just gross crusty boy
You: Yeah everyone is alright with you being sex repulsed, including Theo!
Also Theo in the last fanfic:
Theo can have his darling never sleep with him again as long as they give him at least one child. Like yeah sex may gross you out but he want that baby
Which makes him even grosser cause he would force it if he has to “for their family”
hello, first of all i love your ocs so much hajskdkdk and do you have any plans to add more oc? i would love to see you write about a stinky gamer boy lmao and you dont need to answer this if it makes you uncomfortable💖💖💖💖
*sweats heavily while looking at drafts *
I totally don’t have a crusty gamer boy named yoshi who is not only a dirty underwear stealing/sniffing gremlin but also looks like he does the bare minimum of grooming himself like man looks like he uses axe body spray in place of baths
Is it wrong for me to say that Theo isn’t really that different from his father? Like what if the darling said that he’s no different from his father and how he kinda turned out like him.
Allow me to show you why you should never say that..even if it’s true
This contains: abuse, toxic relationship, yandere behavior
“What did you say..?” Theo hissed out looming over you eyes growing cold. You glared at him with a scowl “you were so scared to be like your father but you’re exactly like him!” You snapped out and Theo slammed you against the wall hand around your throat as he softly squeezed. “You don’t know what you’re talking about! Shut up! Just- just stop talking!” He snarled out body shaking with anger.
He was nothing like him…right? His father was a cold rude man who thought of nothing but himself, no Theodore was better than him. He wanted kids! He wanted a family! A perfect family where his wife would be his best support. But instead he had you..a selfish person who didn’t see that he was doing all of this for you.
“If I’m like him, it’s cause of you! It’s your fault, why can’t you be more sweet? Why do you always have to fight me!? Just submit. Submit submit submit” Theo had lost it both his hands around your throat squeezing firmly.
“You are supposed to be my little housewife. We are supposed to be happy, why won’t you let us be happy!?” He snapped and realized what he was doing. He immediately let go and took a step back watching you wheeze and cough
“No, no no no! Wait y-y/n I didn’t mean that, oh my love I’m so sorry!” He said frantaly before he pulled you into a close hug “I’m so sorry, you just..I love you so much. You can’t say such cruel things y/n, you shouldn’t. It’s too mean.” He said softly before he softly petted your hair.
“Couples fight..it’s normal, yes very normal. But we love each other very much. Im not the bad guy here y/n, I’m just trying to have a loving family “ he explained as you caught your breath. The way he held you proved otherwise, his nails digging into your scalp and back as he held you close
“I’m not like him, I’m better. You just don’t see that that’s all..”
Me:Okay let’s write some good fluff-
My brain: LETS MAKE THEO EVEN GROSSER!
This is gonna be toxic as fuck
Should I replace theo with a new oc so I won’t get so much hate comments? Yes.
Am I going to? Probably not.
This contains: basically r*pe, misogyny, non con, yandere behavior, toxic behavior
“As is the drugs taking over? You look so cute when you are submissiveness and docile” Theo cooed out as he finished strapping you down to the examination table. You were strapped down naked with your legs spread apart exposing yourself to him.
“My dear sweet wife, when I say I want a child..your response should be nothing beside absolute submission. After all you don’t truly have a choice in the matter” he said softly as he started to put gloves on.
“I-I don’t want a baby though!” You slurred out sluggishly as you tried to struggle from the leather straps, theo sighed softly seeming frustrated at your response. “I knew women just weren’t as smart as men. Your sole purpose as a woman is to take care of the kids, cook clean and please your husband..how can you take care of children we don’t have? Do you see the problem here?” He explained softly and slowly as if you didn’t understand English. Theo grabbed a small container and what looked like a thin tube
“It seems like I have to be the one to show you the correct way. As much as I would love to do this the natural way, I feel like you don’t deserve such pleasure.” He said as he filled the tube up with whatever was in the container the milky white liquid making your eyes widen.
“Hold still my love, this will hurt just a bit. But I promise you will enjoy the outcome..our sweet baby” he cooed out as he forced the tube inside of you hearing you whimper with discomfort.
“I know my love, it must feel uncomfortable but this is your fault, you must learn to be more obedient” he said softly as he loomed over you shoving the tube deeper and deeper before he stopped and slowly released the liquid inside of you.
“P-please..dont” you whined our shuddering in disgust at his kisses against your neck. “You’re gonna be an amazing mother, y/n. So just relax okay? Relax and understand that I’m doing this for us” he cooed out softly.
You hated him, you hated him so much but you knew you can never escape..he would kill you before he would let you go.
Muergano looks huggable. I want to hug him.
Oh he is very huggable..but are you willing to accept the consequences of him getting really happy people aren’t actually scared of him and asking for more hugs?
How am I suppose to not flirt with the new boy if he is adorable???
Oh you absolutely can, just don’t be surprised when I write an aoyama story where he is jealous and claims muérgano as his 👀💕
Can I give Muergano a little kiss??👉👈 he is waay too cutee
You proceeded to give muérgano a small kiss when he wasn’t expecting it
“H-huh?! Was that for me!? I-I don’t deserve such kindness…thank you. You’re too kind.”
Whoa!! Your hero oc sounds so cool!! I can't wait to hear more about him and Aoyama, sunflower!
Ack! Thank you so much!! 💗💓 I’m so happy that he’s getting such positive support I was so scared to post it cause all my other bnha self insert stuff never does well but I’m all happy now 🥰
Huh, you have the audacity to bring a cute boy, and not expect me to love him, Muérgano is my protege, my sun, my puppy, I love him now
(Fun fact: his name basically means useless in Spanish)
Honestly he would adore that, like he would adore any positive attention cause literally no one recognizes him as a hero cause he’s just a 6’5 giant who is super awkward and looks intimidating as hell. Like behind his mask is monster sharp teeth and he’s a lip biter sooo lots of blood especially when he’s nervous he’s just chewing away behind his mask unaware of all the blood pouring out
He can legit save a group of people from a collapsing building, and the news will STILL call him a villain or just not give him credit. And he accepts it he’s like “well, I guess I deserve that.” And shrugs it off.
As you can see I care about this character a lot and there will definitely be more on him
More self insert characters for my needs…my brain said “make a love story involving aoyama and a gentle giant oc”
Did I write the last part while listening to so this is love from Cinderella? Absolutely. Cause that’s their song fight me-
Aoyama always did look for a support hero to work with, his quirk was stronger than it was back in high school but he still needed some extra help. He definitely didn’t expect someone to actually be assigned that role when he walked into the agency.
“T-this, is my sidekick?” The blonde mumbled out as he gazed up at the very tall male who stared down at him blood pouring out from his strange muzzle like mask before he reached out flinching at the sight of aoyama’s startled and nervous expression.
“Nice to meet you, I’m muérgano ..” he mumbled out his voice coming out as a deep rumbling autotune robotic like voice, so his mask had a voice modulator in it? There was also an accent in there that aoyama couldn’t detect too well cause of the voice modification. The blonde stood there in silence for a few moments clearly unsure how to respond, was this really a pro hero?! Something about his gaze was utterly intimidating. With a forced smile aoyama reached out softly grabbing the male’s hand and giving it a quick shake before moving to remove the cuffs.
“Pleasure is all mine~ what a large hero! How magnifique~” aoyama cheered out now taking the cuffs off a feeling of dread filling him but he pushed it down, after all everyone had a special beauty in them! Even those who had blood coming from their mouth. “You must be in awe! I know I’m quite the sight, no? Don’t be too dazzled by my good looks~” Aoyama cheered out with a flamboyant pose making muérgano glance away.
“I’ll try.” He mumbled out now reaching up wiping blood off himself best he could. Aoyama definitely wasn’t expecting such a response but he retorted back with just as much energy as before. “Oozing with blood from the utter sight of me? Am I that amazing? Try to hold back such urges” Aoyama cooed out with a grin only to watch muérgano lean down to his level “that’s not it. My teeth..I bite my lips a lot, they bleed” He mumbled out and aoyama actually got a good look at the male, he definitely had pretty eyes for sure, the two stared into each other’s eyes for a bit before aoyama simply smiled going back to his flamboyant ways
“Well I suppose one of us had to be the beauty~ that would make you the beast! Now if you’re going to be my sparkling little sidekick you have to show me what you can do!” The blonde swooned out and rokuna gave a simple nod following aoyama to a training area. Muérgano stretched with a long sigh cracking his neck.
“Hit me with your best shot..” muérgano hissed out and charged forward which definitely startled aoyama since he has no idea what his quirk was so he just went for it firing his lasers. “Charging in headfirst? That’s how you get hurt though your bravery is quite thrilling~” aoyama purred out making muérgano hum “that’s what I’m hoping for” he mumbled out feeling the sting of the lasers hitting him multiple times. Muérgano put his hands onto the ground his eyes having devilish glow to them.
“Might wanna hold onto something ” muérgano warned before a rumbling bass vibration escaped the palm of his hands shaking the ground intensely making aoyama squeak lightly in surprise as he tried to keep balance. “My quirk..I take kinetic energy and turn it into bass vibrations. You hit me and I hit back stronger” muérgano growled out before taking this chance to claim his victory.
“Take me a bit more seriously won’t you? Some small rumbling won’t scare me mon ami~” aoyama cheered out dodging when muérgano tried to reach out and grab him only for him to release a vibration right at his belt just as the laser released which not only hit his hand giving him more power but blew the laser back. The belt mirror cracked distracting aoyama just enough for muérgano to pin him down both of them falling to the ground.
“Your quirk, I know all about it. You need that belt to regulate it don’t you? So any attack aimed at it..you take seriously.” Muérgano whispers out looking down at aoyama who was shocked but greatly impressed. Muérgano definitely had brute force and a quirk that could do some damage, plus there was something different about him from other heroes. “Oh? So you studied me? How devoted~” aoyama mumbled out with a grin. The two stayed like that for a while, muérgano straddling aoyama down pinning his hands above his head faces inches apart. “Could say that, so. Does this make me your support hero?” He questioned out and aoyama grinned “make sure you keep up! I’m can’t stop twinkling after all! One of the best~” he purred out before softly tugging his wrists only to be perfectly bound down. “Mind letting go?” He cooed out and muérgano shuddered immediately getting off face flushed as he turned away muttering out a soft apology.
“Only issue, if we become partners..I’ll ruin your reputation” muérgano said seriously as aoyama got up dusting himself off “oh? And how is that?” He inquired now moving closer to get a good look at the male’s face, he kinda wanted to see what was under the mask. “Look at me..I’m a monster people don’t even recognize me as a hero..I don’t have a costume cause no designer wants to ever work with me. I almost didn’t get my license, I’m an outcast all the other heroes rejected my offer to team up” he explained making aoyama paused a feeling of pain filling his chest.
So he was different and singled out? Aoyama reached out patting Muérgano on the back “I always attract special twinkling souls! You are no exception! Though we do have to get you a costume! Something fabulous and with style! How about a cape! Like mine! Though I’m curious what is your hero name?” Aoyama purred out and muérgano looked down at aoyama before glancing away “ataraxia” he said softly making aoyama hum curiously.
“Why choose that? Such a pretty term though” he questioned and Muérgano leaned down “my quirk, it’s music in a way..peaceful music” he said softly and reached out placing his hands on either side on aoyama’s head his palms to his ears.
“No no no what are you doing that’s gonna hu-” aoyama panicked but was cut off by a soft steady bass, it resonated with his heart making his heart race but in a good way. “My quirk is music..in a way. When you soften it it’s just music. Really loud bass” Muérgano explained only to flinch at the soft touch if aoyama’s hands ontop of his
“how absolutely beautiful” he cheered out making Muérgano flustered as he looked at him with wide eyes face slowly turning red “you think it’s beautiful?” He mumbled out making aoyama nod rapidly, no one has ever even thought about saying that about muérgano or his quirk and it made him shudder with joy. Aoyama softly moved the male’s hands holding them in his
“So you ready to spend all of your free time with moi~ there’s no going back” aoyama purred out and muérgano let out a soft chuckle “absolutely. I guess this makes us partners” he said softly and aoyama grinned excitedly, he liked that word..partners.
Muérgano was really hoping he didn’t catch feelings, god that would kinda suck.
👉👈 so anyone else simp for aoyama so much that they make a big feral boyfriend for him and write a whole story about them meeting and falling in love? No???? Oh okay..
Hey Baby, I hope you’re doing well and drinking some water, eating some food, and making sure you’re getting enough sleep! How are you doing? I just wanted to drop in and say you’re literally the sweetest and loveliest person here and that you work so hard and it shows. You’re so talented me skilled and I’m so so proud of you 💖 I hope you have a lovely day and wish me luck - I get my second dose of the vaccine today and I hate shots :( anyway!! You deserve the world and I hope one day you get it 💖
Oh! I definitely was not expecting a sweet message today! 💕 thank you for the love!! I’m doing good actually! Thank you for asking and I hope your shot goes well!
Needles suck, a lot. But yeah thank you so much for the support! It means a lot to me ✨
Dude idealizing misogyny and racism is really fucking bad. Thats not something you should be making horny content about since you are normalizing abuse as a normal part of sexuality. And if that shit turns you on, mabey you need to sit down and think about that. Linking harmful shit like that to sexual plesure in your brain can really fuck you over in the future.
Never before have I said what theo doing was okay. Never before have I said his thought process was good. If anything we all kinda laugh at theo and his thinking.
Also..this is a DARK CONTENT blog, aka things are gonna be fucked up here. I’ve written about incest, cannibalism, r*pe, grooming and worse. This isn’t a place for soft fluff( though I do write fluff too) All my characters are fucked up and would make horrible lovers(actually some of them are pretty okay) but they are yanderes, they are mentally unstable, they have awful morals..Now am I defending racism? No! There are many examples where theo’s thinking got him into trouble.
Not my feelings getting hurt late at night! Why yuki tho? I’m in tears ugh. “Take me with you! I’ll go with you yuki” darling ends themselves
-🍓(ugh my eyes are puffy now)
I dunno why I always make the sweethearts suffer lol but ouch daring killing themselves after killing Yuki? Talk about painful lol when I was writing that story I was gonna say a sexy jealousy demon was persuading her to kill to steal her soul for himself…
But it is far more fun to think of Yuki’s darling going absolutely insane with paranoia and going crazy
Darling being paranoid and killing their yandere out of fear? Yup
This contains: paranoid darling, character death, Yuki suffering
“He’s gonna kill you..”
“Get him before he gets you.”
“He’s gonna kill you when you sleep!”
The voices have been getting worse everyday, you paranoia was growing more and more. Every little thing was making you more and more nervous, from him coming home late with muddy boots to him being so secretive and distant.
“H-hey Yuki, what are you up to?” You asked softly crawling into the bed and looking over his shoulder only for him to jump and slam his laptop down shoving it under the bed “nothing.” He hissed out and gave you a quick kiss before he laid down to sleep.
Later that night you grabbed the laptop and opened it only to see he was looking up remote places, places far away from any town or house. “He’s gonna kill me..a-and dump my body!” You hissed out in fear before the whispering voices became loud shouting.
“Kill him! Kill him! Get him before he gets you!”
Wasn’t long until you found yourself giving over his sleeping form a knife in your hand, your hands shook as you looked down at his sleeping face.
“H-he looks so fragile and innocent..is he really gonna kill me?” You were met with your inner paranoia confirming your fears. “Why is he looking up places in the middle of nowhere? Why is he so distant and cold? He’s gonna kill you..he’s a killer after all so kill him!” Your breathing got heavy to the point where Yuki stirred awake now reaching out for you, the utter motion caused you to strike plunging the knife into his shoulder before ripping it out making Yuki hiss in pain
Out of instinct he yanked you into the bed straddling you down blood dripping down his shoulder, green eyes glaring at you as he stared at the blade in your shaking hands “y/n, give me the knife..” he hissed out harshly and your fight or flight was going insane.
So you decided to fight.
You pushed Yuki off of you only to moved ontop of him raising the blade and plunging it down in his chest hearing a choked sob of pain escaped him as you did it again and again and again feeling him weakly try to fight against you now grargling his own blood “y-y/n..” he slurred out his shaky hands weakly grabbing your wrists to try and stop you.
“I won’t let you kill me and dump me in some ditch! I won’t! I won’t die!” You snapped out as you kept stabbing him only stopping when you snapped the blade leaving it stuck In his chest.
“M-marry..me..was..gonna..ask..” Yuki wheezed out tears rolling down his cheeks as he watched your expression shift to horror. “N-no, wait! No no no no no! I’m sorry I’m sorry! Y-Yuki!” You stammered out lifting his shirt shuddering at all the stab wounds and blood gushing out from his chest as he wheezed now softly cupping your cheek.
“Y-y/n..I..don’t wanna die” he whined out and you shuddered feeling your whole world come crashing down and you got up to grab your phone, call someone you had to call someone!
You frantically grabbed your phone calling the first person you saw in your contacts, after a few seconds you heard a soft groan on the other end “eh? Hello..? Y/n it’s like 4am”h prince groaned out with a grunt.
“It’s Yuki! There’s blood everywhere! I-I didn’t mean to I-I thought he was going to kill me, I was protecting myself I swear! Just protecting myself!” You stammered out like a crazy person.
“Y/n, what the fuck did you do!?” Prince hissed out in rage as you looked at your unmoving boyfriend on the bed “I-I killed him” you whispered out
Work has been crazy for me lately. I hope you're doing okay, we haven't heard much from you in a bit. Make sure you're still drinking water and eating enough!! We love you, pretty boy 😘♥️
Aww yeah I know I’ve been so busy with work and stuff ughh I just wanna curl away and write but sadly life isn’t like that
how’s yuki doing?😞i miss my sleepy boy😩💔
*hides Yuki draft where his darling kills him*
H-he’s fine! Totally fine..totally not gonna experience a horrible death or anything.
Ushio's darling: I just met this girl yesterday but if something happened to her I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.
~darling gang anon
(Here's the something else)
Okay but I have so many good ushio drafts (like her being a catgirl or even her yandere side) but it seems like no one really likes her so kinda just leave them be..
Ushio is absolutely amazing ♥️💗💖 I need more ushio stans
Axis darling: Hey, I heard your bf got in a fight with Zeke...
Theo's darling: In what hospital is he?
Axis darling: What?
Theo's darling: He can't win a fight with me and I'm like half his size where's he?
~darling gang anon
I think we all agree that theo is just gonna piss all the yanderes off and end up beat up at least 75% of the time like axis is blind and can still kick theo’s ass
Yuki stan~ does he know how to surf cuz I think he's the competitive type and would feel jelly of his darling being a professional one.
He is more of a skater boy but I feel like he would wanna learn how to surf for his darling only to get frustrated when he can’t get it right.
He would rather skateboard with his darling
theo never being in a fight is so funny to me cause all he has is audacity
This man has the nerve to say slick shit knowing full well he would get his ass beat like taking fencing classes in high school isn’t enough to protect yourself
Scarlett simp. Would they like eating the foods that s/o grew up on?
Woah I didn’t know one existed but interesting ask!
Scarlett would absolutely love to try it for sure! She would most likely try and force herself to like it if she doesn’t mostly cause she wants to feel closer to her darling. Plus Scarlett ate scraps of her father’s failed experiments as a child so honestly home cooked meals would really make her happy.
She would 100% try to cook said meal spending hours upon hours getting it just perfect for her darling I can see her with hands covered in bandaids from how many times she hurt herself trying to get it right
Okayyy I’m bored soooo..whose fighting over a darling
TALK ABOUT A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE!
also theo knows damn well he is gonna lose against Solomon! (Cause theo has never even been in a fight) Like Solomon bites ears off and skull fucks people to death don’t take what belongs to him!
Warning this contains: fighting,blood,violence,character death
“Sorry but y/n belongs to me, so you can leave” Theo stated as he stood in front of you guarding you from Solomon. Theodore had taken you from your very violent boyfriend promising to take care of you and love you better than Solomon would but Theo has only had you for an hour before Solomon found you.
“You have five seconds to give me what I came for or I swear to god I will rip out your eyes and make you eat them you limp dick asshole!” Solomon snapped out with a scowl as he cracked his knuckles. “I’m not scared of a child, that’s all you are a little brat.” Theo stated coldly which in turn seemed to have made Solomon snap. A laugh escaped him “hey bunny? When I get you back..I’ll put a tracking device n you” Solomon mumbled out as he casually took out a deck of metal poker cards.
“I’ll even get you a big collar with my name on it so everyone knows who you belong to. So do me a favor and duck” Solomon warned and you did exactly what he said only to soon hear a pained grunt coming from Theo who found himself stabbed in the leg by one of the cards. “A spades huh? How unlucky. Spades means dismemberment, well if the fates want it that way who am I to change that” Solomon stated as he threw another card laughing at theo’s pathetic attempt to dodge it only for the sharp edge to stab his arm.
You were starting to question why he asked you to duck until you saw Solomon throw an array of cards hitting several points on theo’s body before he walked over watching the male drop to one knee in pain.
“You must be fucking crazy if you think it was okay to take MY baby! Mine! Out of anyone else’s you took mine! Am I a fucking joke to you!?” He snapped only to gaze your way making sure you’re safe. You let out a shaky breath staring at the two in shock, Solomon was absolutely crazy! What was theo thinking picking a fight with him!?
That’s what you thought until you heard a loud bang making you and Solomon flinch, the male looked only to see that he has been shot..who brings a gun to a knife fight!? Solomon stumbled back slightly holding his stomach with a shaky sigh. “You are a joke, just a little kid who thinks that they are tough I truly feel sorry for you” Theo said as he forced himself up with a grunt.
Theo grabbed Solomon by the shirt “I’ll be sure to take good care of your lover they would make such a cute wife for me-” Solomon head butted Theo as hard as humanly possible “you..mother..FUCKER!” Solomon snapped resembling that of a feral animal. He stomped on theo’s head again and again as again soon hearing a crack but that didn’t stop him.
“Stupid fucking asshole! Just die already you fucking pervert parasite! Die die die! I hate you!” Solomon hissed now hurting himself bleeding faster. He soon felt you hug him from behind which made him falter
“You’re bleeding! Stop!” You snapped and he shuddered before turning to you and taking one good look at you “bunny, you fucking idiot don’t let yourself get stolen again you hear me!” He hissed out with a scowl now yanking you close into a hug his hands shaking before he started going limp.
“O-or I’ll k-kill you…” he whispers out as he passed out clinging to you tightly. It looks like you had to carry him home..great. As you started to make your way back home you looked down at Solomon and smiled a bit he was bad but maybe he wasn’t that bad.
Rocket simp. He gets shock seeing their darling do tap dancing or belly dancing well? Would they join?
Ayyyyeeee a rocket simp! I need to write more about him like he deserves more simps
Sorry it’s short it’s just my own little idea of how he would react..of course I had to add in something about his huge tits
Rocket felt his face heat up at the sight of you belly dancing, he had come back from an afternoon jog only to find you clearly entertaining yourself. After the initial shock his eyes lit up with awe and joy. “Wow! You’re good at that!” He chimed out making you laugh as his interest.
“Thanks..wanna try?” You questioned out which made him immediately beam with joy and he joined you, rocket definitely was too good at belly dancing. It came pretty natural to him as he moved to the music his face flushing up as he noticed you stopped and stared at him.
“Okay but do it shirtless” you demanded making him curiously laugh “am I doing something wrong? Hmm okay” he chimed out and in a matter of seconds his tank top is off a happy grin on his face, he clearly likes being shirtless
You on the other hand couldn’t stop staring at his large chest which greatly worried him “sweetheart?” He cooed out now holding you close which only flustered you more. You fought every urge to touch and shook it off “o-okay! Try it again okay?” You cheered out and you both once again belly danced.
Rocket seemed to greatly enjoy it even laughing when he would mess up a little, he found you to be absolutely radiant and amazing! “You’ll have abs of steel if you keep it up!” He cheered as he gave his own stomach a firm slap pride and confidence just oozing from him.
“Really though we should do this more sweetie! I feel like we never really exercise like this together” he chirped out with a chuckle before leaning down and kissing your cheek. “Plus, seeing your hips move like that is really something..” he whispers as he placed his hands on your hips slowly guiding you
“You’ll dance for me like this more, won’t you sweet pea?”
Do Tiago and Mateo simp for their darlings as much as Zeke simps for his?
mateo is very verbal about it always complimenting his darling no matter how they look, always at their beck and call they need something he’s got it! He is his darlings hype man like yeah baby you want that outfit? It will look good on you! So much support
Tiago is more awkward about it more about action than words showing how much he cares for you lord of hand gestures like forgive him he’s bad with showing his feelings to you but he tries so hard like he’s all broody and gives them a cold gaze but with you he is just so soft and cuddly like it’s basically like owning a giant scary looking dog. Like if you two are separated just call his name and he will pop up just hugging you close and letting out a hum of acknowledgment
Moral of the story: the three bros basically let you take as much control as you want in the relationship
If theo is a misogynistic racist creep he's totally into bashing s/o for speaking fluent language to a waiter or dissing thier jewelry?
100% like he’ll full on go “don’t embarrass me y/n. Can you at least try to behave yourself. I mean the way you’re dressed..it’s like you’re asking for attention” for wearing a lot of makeup and jewelry.
As far as speaking another language it’s very mixed for him cause he sees knowing more than one language as intelligent but he would prefer if you didn’t around him unless you absolutely need to and even when you do he still talks shit like “was that truly needed? You need to learn how to behave properly angel, I suppose I just have to teach you how to be a proper civil member of society.”
so zeke, aNY ANIMAL??? *puts on hippo costume*
Zeke is a simp he’ll think his darling looks hot in anything soooo bet.
so about zeke’s kinks.... (imsosorryijustreadit) could you maybe give some more details in those bells and the piercings,,, (i recently goy nipple piercings and went 👁👄👁) maybe male darling (ksjsvais byeee)
Oh absolutely! Okay he would either make it his mission to fill the room with jingling from those damn bell nipple piercings or turn sadistic and basically hit your prostate/gspot every single time the bells ring.
He loves the sight of nipple piercings like he wants to touch them so bad and sometimes not even sexually like he would just slip his hand under your shirt while hugging you from behind and just run his thumbs along your nipples just softly pinching them and tugging them
He would probably always have his tongue pressed against your nipple piercings while you two have sex just slowly flicking his tongue along it locking eyes with you while he casually plays with your nipples calling you his good boy.
Also if you are ever just vibing shirtless around him there is a 60% chance he’ll just stare at your chest feeling the itch of just playing with them
Side note he would be a sadist and like to put ice cubes on your nipples along with having you wear vibrating nipple piercings to overstim you. Moral of the story: if you don’t want Zeke to give your nipples a bunch of attention..don’t get nipple piercings