young cow in cosmos /acrylic and crayon on illustration board
Me playing any video game ever: “I need to keep at least one of every item in this game or else I will die in real life”
The whiplash of feeling excited and hopeful about Blue Georgia to the horror and anger over witnessing an actual live fascist coup. January 6th sure is a day.
the gastrointestinal tract, thats the real You Tube
i think the internet might be the new tower of babel and if i read one more post like this everything’s gonna turn into hieroglyphics
grimeclown">onceuponatimeinerebor:
If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?
this is the content I stick around for. you can’t find shit like this on twitter.
space-nougat-deactivated2020052:
space-nougat-deactivated2020052:
ndiecity :
I wish I had the ability
to do what?
Yeah
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
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