@yeahiwasintheshit

snapzone :

me after i eating choclate muffin

Owwww! That’s a hard metal corner in the liver. Yikes!

ursaminorjim :

yeahiwasintheshit :

kermit singing talking heads’ “once in a lifetime”

mcccree :

aestheticisdeadforever :

mcccree :

brodiebutt :

flange5 :

lierdumoa :

mcccree :

mcccree :

oh my god….there are people alive in this day and age who don’t know how to torrent movies

a friend the other day was like….”oh i really want to watch this movie but i cant find it anywhere on netflix or online” and i said “oh you can just torrent it” and she gave me the blankest look…and then i said “you know…piratebay? kickasstorrents?” and she just frowned at me…what’s happening to this generation

Guys it’s so much worse than that.

A couple years ago an instructor at my college who taught basic programming courses for game design majors posted on his facebook that a bunch of his incoming freshmen didn’t know how to create a zip file. 

A lot of public schools dropped their computer literacy courses in the early 2000s because they just assumed kids would “learn it at home.” There’s a whole generation of kids who only know how to navigate a touchscreen phone/tablet. They’ve never used a laptop or desktop.

I saved the facebook post and discussion thread – you can read it here: https://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/162986545597/image-is-a-screen-capture-of-a-facebook-post

I teach a college English class and not a semester goes by where I don’t have to teach a student how to use the Tab key to indent a new paragraph, because some of them literally have no pragmatic computer experience.

pirate bay and kickass torrents are long gone….. like ofc kids dont know about them…

they’re….they’re still there. kickasstorrents and pirate bay are still there and still kickin like crazy….in 2019….i think people not knowing about them has to do more with the rise of streaming services like netflix n hulu n shit

But its illegal?????????

this is actually the funniest objection i’ve seen so far. what are you? a cop? you love the law? you love paying 15 dollars for albums made by artists who eat lamborghinis and diamonds and will make more money in a year than you ever will in your life? it’s okay. fuck the law.

xoxo-meia :

Later that day

testosterowned :

caucasianscriptures :

The image of this historical moment is haunting me

here’s how bernie can still win

rawandpink :

veronox :

This is how Boomers tap their phones

and like the older you get the less options you have. theres indigestion and gas and all this shit that just limits what you can eat and man, its a fuckin bummer

hotmeat89 :

Can’t talk rn dude, yearning.

dankmemeuniversity :

lollady-tan:

onion-souls:

audrey-hepbae:

mtheghost:

strawberreli:

sapphic-giraffic:

hoziergf-deactivated20181219:

I always get so fucking mad when I remember that it’s actually a 16-year-old Algerian girl who influenced BOTH Picasso and Matisse">puertohurraco:

lollady-tan:

onion-souls:

audrey-hepbae:

mtheghost:

strawberreli:

sapphic-giraffic:

hoziergf-deactivated20181219:

I always get so fucking mad when I remember that it’s actually a 16-year-old Algerian girl who influenced BOTH Picasso and Matisse . and. No one gives a rat’s ass about her work which was very focused on women and nature. History -or people dare I say- didn’t bother to remember her name because she was a young Algerian woman and no one cares about Maghrebi/Arab women. unlike P*casso & M*tisse who both became legends, almost gods both during their lives and after their deaths, no one knows her.

Her name was Baya Mahieddine.

This is some good stuff 👌🏻

Her name is Baya Mahieddine

Her name is Baya Mahieddine

Those are better than their work

Are you really claiming that Matisse was ripping-off someone born decades after he developed his style

Literally this girl didn’t even exist when they were alive omg

Lmao classic Tumblr

abercrombee :

iamallybee :

The Muppets (ABC) S01E04

SDGHFJHGKJHLK

yeahiwasintheshit :

DOODIE!

We have a decent local news station here in jersey, and by decent I mean it’s not a sinclair run station so we don’t get that pile of garbage boris whateverhisnameis giving commentary about how amazing trump and the gop is, so what I mean is that the station for the most part just reports on local local stuff. Stolen cars, break ins, car accidents, sports, weather, that kind of shit. The one thing I’ve noticed lately is about once a week or so there’s some story about how wonderful the local police in this town or that is because they idk bought a little girl a bike when her original one was stolen, or how they visited with some sick kids or were fucking brave just for doing their fucking jobs and it’s like bitch we see what you’re doing and you’re only making it so fucking obvious they’ve bought their way into the news broadcast with this propaganda bullshit. Some decision was made in some police station boardroom to either intimidate the station or more likely pay them to report on all the good the cops do, and more than likely not report on the shitty shit they do. It’s a bunch of bullshit cause there’s no stories about what good firemen or judges or garbage men do… just how nice and good the cops are. Bah

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colonelingersoll :

vilesbian :

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman :

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t. 

yeahiwasintheshit :

thats also about as far as i can run before collapsing

yeahiwasintheshit :

theonion :

Area Man Proud He Can Still Fit Into Car From High School

onion <3

unicorn-penetration :

yeahiwasintheshit :

how i feel

Me 2

yeahiwasintheshit :

certainly is a fairy tale

even more in 2020

yeahiwasintheshit :

im still pretending