The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion
It’s when Julia child couldn’t take it anymore and decided to teach the beasts
nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane
put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?
Glass technology evolved because of wine.
Wine used to be stored in clay pots for drinking but then people started blowing glass and realized how pretty wine was in a clear glass bottles. They also realized that glass bottles with curves magnified the image and after decades of experementation they started grinding glass with curves and sand to get that magnification. This is also where the telescope and magnifying glass came from. Eventually after telescopes and looking to the heavens were all the rage people started hand crafting reading glasses which gave their wearers an extra decade of reading with bad eyes. By the mid 1700’s they were common and Ben Franklin figured out how to combine two different magnifications into one lense. By 1900 it was incredibly common to have eyeglasses and actual perscriptions were being developed. Post WWII saw a boom in lense technology filtering down from industrial applications making it cheaper and more affordable. Now days you can typically walk into a dollar store and buy a pair of reading glasses all thanks to some glass blower a thousand years ago that liked to look at his wine.
All of human history comes down to alcohol and horses
Oh yea bitches I got my mail in ballot! Sending it out tomorrow!
You just what, muthafucker? We’re in the middle of a fucking pandemic and have to vote out trump. This is our option right now. Btw there are other options here too, but this is the option I’m fucking taking. You got a problem with that? shove it up your ass! Lol
they have the drop off boxes which are emptied a couple times a day, and are also under surveillance, they say. or you can bring it directly to the county board of elections yourself, which i plan on doing. hand delivering this bitch. there are a dozen or so states that are starting this early, so this gives me a little hope. not much. but i will do my duty nonetheless.
Oh yea bitches I got my mail in ballot! Sending it out tomorrow!
You just what, muthafucker? We’re in the middle of a fucking pandemic and have to vote out trump. This is our option right now. Btw there are other options here too, but this is the option I’m fucking taking. You got a problem with that? shove it up your ass! Lol
This was literally the only compelling moment of this show so far. Like the show is terribly boring and meandering and just keeps going and going and going, and I’ll keep watching it cause i love it and how tedious and repetitive it is.
Plus you get to see that fucking greek gods whole pickle in the show! They edited this vid for tumbl
guys. yea i get it. this fuckin guy is saying some bat shit crazy INCREDIBLY WORRYING SHIT! its like nothing weve ever heard a president say before. which is all the more reason to VOTE FOR ALL DEMOCRATS UP AND DOWN THE BALLOT! but… BUT… we have to take a breather here. i think. if biden wins the election, THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, and the orange nazi decides to sue (which he absolutely will) to try and contest it in the supreme court, on the grounds of like fraud or tampering or whatever, i dont think, even with a conservative majority, that we now have, and a possible super majority of conservatives (if they ram this person thru), that the supreme court will install him as president. yes yes, i know what youre thinking, they did it before, theyll do it again. i was around back then. i witnessed all that fucked up bullshit. BUT this would be a different lawsuit, a different time and trump is not gw bush. as much as it pains me to say that, eventho gw bush is a fucking war criminal who should be in jail right now, they are entirely different people with different friend and with different goals. i just cant imagine what the fuck kind of lawsuit, what kind of precedent, what they would argue, what they would file in the courts to overturn the vote of the people. esp if there is a clear, unambiguous win by biden in the electoral college (again this is another reason all of yall should VOTE FOR ALL DEMOCRATS UP AND DOWN THE BALLOT.
the supreme court, even its conservative justices see everything that hes been doing, and i really do not think roberts would help install him, and i feel crazy even saying this but i think that even a conservative pubic hair bitch like thomas would NOT help install trump as president. nor would breyer or alito. these are old school conservatives who arent getting their news from the internet. they read the fuckin paper. nytime, the post. These are principled people who know what kind of threat to democracy trump really is. yes I think even these conservative justices know who he is. TBH I DONT EVEN THINK GORSUCH WOULD AGREE TO INSTALL HIM. i really dont. drunkey mcraper would for sure, and maybe whoever he pushes into the supreme court, but that’ll be a 7-2. Even if it’s 6-3. He won’t win the case. So I just don’t see it. ok ok CLEARLY OBVIOUSLY it all depends on what kind of lawsuit they would file. but trump has almost lost each and every bullshit lawsuit he has filed. and this would be a huge bullshit lawsuit.
dont get this wrong tho, im not trying to make you feel better, you should be scared of what this guy could do, cause hes done plenty. he is literally the most powerful person in the fucking world. he just fuckin is. he might do a lot of crazy shit to stay in power. hes ignored everything else on his relentless pursuit of power, i dont know why we think he would stop because of what the supreme court says. Ugh ugh ugh this is all just too damn crazy.
BUT! but! all we have is our power to vote, and up until he trys something to even stop that, which lets be clear he cannot do in this election, maybe in 2024 if he wins, but doesnt have the power to stop it now. people are already voting right now. ANYWAY!! the only way we can keep trump from winning is if we all vote for biden and vote for all democrats up and down the ballot. it literally is the only way to get rid of him.
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