Not quite sure exactly why but here I am, somewhat attempting to be active on Tumblr again at the literal worst possible time. Anyways tryin’ something new and will probably be around on my Roxy blog for a bit. Catch me over here if y’all want me. Or just hmu privately. Or don’t ain’t my bussiness what y’all do or don’t do!!
crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.
So it’s not a funeral…
…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.
You might even call it
a murder investigation.
fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming
Ranger: “So you sort of disappeared for two years, you know.”
Ranger: “No contact. Kind of assumed you were dead. I looked for you.”
Cleric: “I know. I’m sorry.”
Ranger: “And now you’re glowing.”
Ranger: “Because you ascended to sainthood?”
Ranger: “Alright, I’ll be expecting a more indepth explanation of that later but I think I know what’s going on. Just a couple question.”
Cleric: “Anything for you.”
Ranger: “…do you still love me?”
Cleric: “Of course I do. I could never stop loving you.”
Ranger: “Good! Because I still love you too!”
Cleric: “I’m so happy and relieved to hear that. Any other questions?”
Ranger: “I don’t know much about sainthood, so just wondering… um… how do I put this…”
Ranger: “…can we still fuck?”
Cleric: “Yes. In fact, considering I haven’t seen you in two years, I’m surprised we’re both still dressed.”
Ranger: “SHIT, YOU’RE RIGHT! Fuck that noise-”
Sorcerer: “Uh, we’re still here?”
Ranger: “Well, get lost, I’m getting some divine dick right now.”
Sorcerer: “But this is our campsite too!”
Ranger: “Do I look like I give a shit?! Either get lost or enjoy the view!”
Cleric: “Sorry guys, this is a ‘my eyes only’ kind of deal, I would prefer if you left.”
Sorcerer: “We haven’t seen you in two years either! You come back and the first thing you want to do is fuck your girlfriend?”
Sorcerer: “…fair enough, we’re leaving.”
Fighter: “Nice seeing you again too, Saint.”
Ranger: “Ignore their salt so I can give you some sugar.”
Cleric: “I am so fucking blessed.”
W1NT3R 1S COM1NG…..
Players reading a sign in Druidic.
Me: “So yah only Naveed (our Druid) is able to read this sign uhhh to everyone else it just looks like uhhh ‘asfhjbcdghjfdghj’…”
Bard (ooc): “All Druids are bottoms.”
Me: “Mk so the sign says… W-“
Me and everyone else: -laughing for like 10 minutes-