@yolonists

2 days till sziget festival!!! hyped

45 minutes till melodrama!!! yass lorde come thru

trash-with-feelings :

Can you imagine being straight? It sounds so calm. Like you never have a long kept secret from your friends and family. You never have to worry about talking about who you love. You don’t imagine and dread the day you tell your parents who you love. You can bring your girlfriend or boyfriend home without worrying about family commenting inappropriately. You never become ashamed of who you are. You never worry if someone will tell everyone. It sounds so peaceful.

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u offer someone ur food just to be polite and they accept it 

pro-gay:

LGBT actually stands for Lady Gaga & Beyoncé - Telephone, which is when they ended homophobia worldwide

itsagifnotagif :

And there it is

tsunderican:

When you arrive at a party and you see white people bringing out their Ouija Board:

chief0keefe:

fanboy-trav:

mooserattler:

championofmediocrities:

chief0keefe:

chief0keefe:

chief0keefe:

chief0keefe:

IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

i fucked up🙂

24/7 stressed out

artmilf:

artmilf:

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

it’s just not gunna happen

mainmanblackdynamite:

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

neopetsgirlfriend:

just girly things: desensitizing yourself to the taste of raw vodka

rneerkat:

girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

hotcommunist:

c-bassmeow:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

i don’t know her

godpenis :

eternalgirlscout:

takethebulletsoutyourson:

eternalgirlscout:

i think it’s really Cool how there are so many ways to express emphasis™ on tumblr and they’re all c o m p l e t e l y different it’s #wild

#E m p h a s i s™

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

#S T A Y C A L M™

sidekick:

when you like AND reblog a mutual’s selfie

fuckyeahfuncats:

Oh… no no no

arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

donnacabonna:

i see you reblogging other people’s selfies but not mine

lonniiii:

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol