oh my god
@otvlanga don’t hide this in the tags? 😂
At 40, Franz Kafka (1883-1924), who never married and had no children, walked through the park in Berlin when he met a girl who was crying because she had lost her favourite doll. She and Kafka searched for the doll unsuccessfully. Kafka told her to meet him there the next day and they would come back to look for her.
The next day, when they had not yet found the doll, Kafka gave the girl a letter “written” by the doll saying “please don’t cry. I took a trip to see the world. I will write to you about my adventures.”
Thus began a story which continued until the end of Kafka’s life.
During their meetings, Kafka read the letters of the doll carefully written with adventures and conversations that the girl found adorable.
Finally, Kafka brought back the doll (he bought one) that had returned. “It doesn’t look like my doll at all,“ said the girl.
Kafka handed her another letter in which the doll wrote: "my travels have changed me.” the little girl hugged the new doll and brought her happy home.
A year later Kafka died. Many years later, the now-adult girl found a letter inside the doll. In the tiny letter signed by Kafka it was written:
“Everything you love will probably be lost, but in the end, love will return in another way.”
“I loved the photoshopped bonnet so much, I went ahead and made us our own matching bonnets Edit: If you want me to make you one, my Etsy is https://etsy.me/3w67MfHPlease make sure you choose the correct size. The kitten bonnet is for kittens and the cat bonnet is for full sized adult cats.”
nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives
Who’s mad about it 😂 Most Anglican-Catholic discourse I ever see is just like
go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think
priest kink. next question
Ruby Keeler & Lee Dixon dance on a giant typewriter in Ready, Willing & Able (1937)
So jaded by cgi that I didn’t think this was impressive at all until I realised it was all an actual size set
It took me a solid few seconds to realize those type bars swinging back and forth at the top are actually peoples legs
as a kid nearly every day after school i would come home and go to the now extinct garfield.com to spend an hour reading the archived comics & garfield’s response to odie’s introduction in 1978 still reverberates in my subconscious. odie wasn’t even john’s dog. he was his roommate lyman’s dog. and lyman just vanished one day never to be seen again
oh you missed the best part
her twitter is a goldmine
So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.