I was bored so I thought about this shit: “The Marauders if they were Mexican”.
Remus is a student of philosophy and letters, he’s from abroad, and he buys his sweaters in the street markets in the city center. He obviously listens to Café Tcvba and loves Natalia Lafourcade. He goes to protests so that Coca Cola stops stealing our fucking water. .I. And Sirius accompanies him ready to hit the police.
Sirius is a cholo, loves dogs, and is a secret Belanova fan because “that group was too far ahead of its time.” He always goes to eat tacos on the corner and “more than my bro you’re my brother”. He asks that they legalize marijuana so Remus smokes in peace, and watches Belinda’s soap operas ‘cause he’s sure that he has an evil twin brother.
James is a soccer fanatic (my dad is a Chivas fan, I don’t know any other team, lmao). He serenades Lily at school and sings “Andar conmigo” by Julieta Venegas. His favorite food is gorditas and he always fights with Sirius 'cause he thinks tacos are the best Mexican food (obviously not, bitch.)
Peter is a whitexican, he basically hates living in Mexico and speaks wonders of Mexico to foreigners. “Wey” is his default word for each sentence. Only good vibes.