ercole , your attractiveness is 75
❝ .. è tutto ? ❞ he’s not IMPRESSED. that number should DEFINITELY be higher.
“Stop looking at me, you fucking freak. You never seen a woman minding her own god damn business?”
[ Home would be a much less concerning word if their landlord wasn’t a fucking alien. Jean’s almost tempted to not be on the ship by 12. ]
⚜┆ It’s time Angel Share starts marketing Slime Smoothies on the menu.
“ I’ve never felt more calm than I did after I patched up the timelines. Just saying. Pure bliss.”
@torntruth : my breasts would like a word with you. / from caitlyn in this completely serious ask.
“is.. is this how people in piltover flirt? i- i can’t tell if this is flirting or not- HELLO?”
“I have something important to say.”
Rein you’re drunk go home.
Anonymous said: Do you like to kiss during sex?
Be nosey like she is but about her sex life specifically this time
“Depends on who it is, but most of the time I tend to be a little too preoccupied with biting.”
“ oho ? ”
he’s already annoying, ignoring her persistent comments and continuing his loyal surveying of the cat before him. it rolls on its belly and he proceeds to coo and fawn over the creature as if it was the most divine feline in the world. really, he was just trying to irritate his pupil.
“ is that what you were saying ? i am ... afraid i could not hear you under the ... purring of such a precious creature. ”
starter call for @ymagishi.
@umbranatus ❝ you're stupid. I like that in a man. ❞ ( I BLAME YOU )
he puts his hands together in awe. “ GASP... You really mean it ?! Thanks ! ”
☆ — ❛ Oh nooo . . . ! Scrooge SOMEHOW got LOCKED in a closet ! Guess you’ll haveta pay attention to me ~ ! ❜