#Absolutely ridiculous Tumblr posts

  • princesatoru
    26.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    IMTHINKINGABOUT fighting w gojo as foreplay :-) makin him so angry he grabs all ur stuff from the seat next to u, slams a couple hundred bucks on the restaurant table, and wraps his arm around ur waist to grumble that “we’re going now” before shoving u into the backseat of a taxi. he’d be dead silent in the car, jaw locked and eyes forward- looking scary enough that you remember who he really is, what he’s really capable of and you’re really regretting bringing up politics at dinner. he’d leave u hanging the whole way home, not saying a word, but when the car pulls up the driveway he turns to you with an absolutely evil smirk and says “you’re gonna admit that you agree with me by the end of the night, or you’re going to regret it.”

    #tw/ degradation #tw/ dom sub #the fight is about political theory or baseball or some shit he’s just absolutely ridiculous #but u know he is and exploit it for ur own gain 😌 #put that ego to USE gojo bb #pls he’d be like ranting while he’s pounding into u like ‘do u agree now? huh? u little fucking brat #think u can argue with mE? i think ur out of ur league here kid #i jus think about this a lot i need to write a fic about it #bunny daydreams #goj can hav a little fascism as a treat
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  • spitzonthefritz
    26.10.2021 - 9 hours ago

    Sometimes you need a bit of a hand scratching that itch

    #he is ridiculously itchy rn idk what’s up. if he’s awake he’s stopping to itch every 30 seconds it’s ridiculous #I am trying not to stress about it. hoping it’ll get better after he’s had a bath #on the bright side - dogs doing the leg thing is always absolutely hilarious #dogblr#dogs#hugo
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  • mihrsuri
    26.10.2021 - 10 hours ago

    My favourite fictional shipping discourse that I’ve just made up is that everyone absolutely has opinions on the OT3s hypothetical Starbucks Order and some of them are right. Also the kids. I know the kids Starbucks Orders.

    @allegoriesinmediasres inspired

    #lil and her ridiculous aus #ot3: political power trio #I do have less fun fictional discourse #(look the cromwich shipping discourse is Not A Good Time) #(neither is the Lionpip which absolutely does happen) #but this one is DELIGHTFUL
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  • marcel-is-tired
    26.10.2021 - 20 hours ago

    Coming out of my cave to say I’ve scrolled the tags and yall need to go touch grass for the love of goodness

    #critical role #one episode. we couldnt make it one episode #cr disk horse #cr discourse #i am once again retreating into my cave. #this is absolutely ridiculous #no i will not elaborate i am going to bed
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  • imaybeasleep
    25.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    interview prep in my graduation prep class:

    don’t be poor. don’t have a shitty car. don’t be neurodivergent. don’t have visible tics. don’t have anxiety.

    #she showed us the percentages of people who get turned away for fidgeting and it’s absolutely ridiculous
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  • memoriesforgotten
    25.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    Apparently discord's image filtering doesn't like the dress foxtrot of time....unless you make a scribble over the breasts

    #shining nikki#sn #excellent filtering discord #10/10 #thank you for protecting our eyes from absolutely nothing #except a dress that they AI must have thought was just a little too close to skin #ridiculous
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  • dontwanderoff
    24.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    the way my dad is so good at making me feel guilty for saying i didn’t want to get him a coffee :(

    #a week after he got out of quarantine and the poor bugger's already isolating again bc of a different coworker #at least he just has to isolate until he gets a negative result this time but still it also means i must get him coffee #and i don't want to :( im hungry and sleepy and my hayfever is out of control today so i don't feel like leaving the house #i am feeling obligated to do so bc the absolute legend made me brekky yesterday so like..... i guess i'll go buy one..... #but i think im going to take his car bc the price of fuel is ridiculous #my post tag
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  • fleurmatisse
    24.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    mental illness is funny bc i always have things in threes just like generally but i have to check locks in groups of four literally because i wanted some variety. i trained myself to do fours bc i was sick of threes. and it has been like that for at least two years.

    #absurd! absolutely ridiculous! and ultimately fucking hilarious #WHY IS THIS POST THREE SENTENCES I S2G #i was going to say you could tell in my writing and here it is. god damn it.
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  • perfectly-balanced
    24.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    (I probably won't be getting into or incorporating The Eternals or any future MCU movies into my writing and portrayal of Thanos, the retconning is just too silly at this point.)

    #psa #what is even happening #thanos#mcu #these spoilers sound absolutely ridiculous if true #the eternals
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  • ohtobeacloud
    24.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    Hori rlly tried to pretend like no one knew hawks’ name as if his rabid fan base wouldn’t have literally hacked government records to find it. Inaccurate, weak, storytelling 🙄👋

    #bro I know they would have #this fandom went through sixty character profile and approximately 20476 tumblr posts trying to figure it out #has hori ever met a teenager with a hyperfixation lol #absolutely ridiculous#hawks#bnha
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  • awayfromhome-freak
    24.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    It is never a good idea to go to Twitter. But I'm stupid so I did. And this is the first thing that I see.

    While I agree that the ad was racist, I don't understand why 'Hinduism' needs to be brought into it. #BoycottFem is trending in India on twitter, but not for the racist ad. It's trending because 'woke experiments are being deliberately done only with Hindu festivals and traditions'. As far as I'm aware, queerness is not an experiment. And the advertisement is NOT bogus.

    '... uses Hindu festivals to propagate any thought' so you don't want your festival to spread a positive message? The above tweet is just screaming 'I'm Homophobic' indirectly.

    'Mixing lesbian relation into Karvachauth' So it's not right to normalize lesbian relations? I've been saying this forever, this ad is a huge step in India.

    So being queer is 🤔🤔🤔? This is ridiculous. Karvachauth is a festival for couples. Couples includes all couples. Nowhere is it said that loving people is wrong; be it of the same gender, same sex or different gender or sex.

    They consider this a 'piece of crap'. Is being a lesbian crap? Is loving who you love crap? Is being queer wrong?

    My love. It's not an attack. It's propagation. It's good. Hindu's should be proud that their festival is being used to normalize queerness in India.

    This is going to make me cry. I swear. 'Can promote attraction to the same gender' like it's wrong? Like it's going to bother you??? Fuck me. I hate this.

    Boycott Fem for being racist, not for including queer people.

    All the love,xx.

    #is there enough love to go around? #that last tweet. come on. i hate this #homophobia tw #lgbtq+ in india #im going to cry now #this is absolutely ridiculous #i hate it #hate tw
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  • exradfem
    24.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    The active recruitment and detransition of trans men and transmasc people is conversion therapy, and I can't believe I have to say it, ACTIVELY DAMAGING.

    I don't know why this is unpopular to say. But it is. People on both sides of the table, terfs and trans people alike, don't want to admit that terfs hurt trans men.

    They absolutely fucking do.

    They steal our history, strip us of our identities, reduce us to our wombs, and use us as tokens.

    This is not neutral, this is not merely marginally damaging, this is straight up fatal.

    No, terfs do not target trans men in the same way they target trans women. Most of the time, the damage they cause to us looks very different. Much less overt. But honestly? Much more insidious.

    #all i have the bandwidth to say on the matter rn #just tired of seeing the incredibly Hot Take #from both queer activists AND terfs #that terfs welcome and include trans men #absolutely untrue #and the fact that leftists believe them #is fucking ridiculous #when christians say they dont hate queer people #hate the sinner not the sin!!! #you all know its nonsense to recruit people #why cant you see it here #terfs hurt trans men #terfs hurt transmascs #terf harm#terf damage#transandrophobia#transmisandry
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  • grilledcheeseandguavajelly
    23.10.2021 - 2 days ago
    #I’m— #what kind of a blog do you think I’m running here 😂 #let me give you a hint #the amount that I forget men exist is absolutely ridiculous #the only men allowed here are gay as the day is long #(and bi/pan and trans folks) #*cue that he-man video with all the rainbows* #ask me anything #asks
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  • pyrebomb
    23.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    god i am so sick of the myth that tdw did so badly that the only recourse to "save" the thor franchise was to reboot it. tdw actually did better than im2, and the iron man franchise is repeatedly credited with creating the mcu from whole cloth! the thor movies had an audience--it just wasn't the audience kevin feige and chris hemsworth wanted. i. e. it was largely queer and/or female. full stop.

    #and how thor is a 'lesbian icon' now but was just some dudebro before #lmao the absolute revisionism that goes on in this fandom is ridiculous #pyre prattles
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  • tiaskofi
    23.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    can’t stop laughing at veronica’s begrudgingly bemused chest pops

    #she looks like she said ‘im not doing this video with you tia’ and then proceeded to do it anyway #for some reason i get the impression that Veronica often gets roped into shenanigans #veronica: i can’t wait to have a lovely calm day with absolutely no shenanigans whatsoever #tia: (walking into Veronica’s house uninvited) what’s up ronnie do you wanna do something dumb and ridiculous? #veronica: ……………….fine okay
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  • aquynh
    23.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    ugh i saw a dumb rumor/spec and now its ruined my whole evening 😐

    #ive been thinking abt it for the last 2 hours i HATE IT #like i know it’s ridiculous its c-ent #absolutely stupid. #but it really 😐 ruined my mood 😐 #annie.txt
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  • queeribs
    23.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    i have absolutelyyy got to do something soon about cleaning my room. the floor is embarrassingly filthy i haven't swept in a few months thanks to mental health not cooperating. im setting a goal to sweep and mop it by halloween

    #it talks #i absolutely dread it like its kinda ridiculous
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  • nalivaa
    23.10.2021 - 3 days ago

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    #venting #so i've been reading this awfully long book and i just reached chapter 529 after god knows how many sleepless nights and unproductive days #and now im procrastinating on reaching the end because i don't want it to end :c #i only have... 22 chapters left :cccc #ok that sounds ridiculous but listen after the 200+ chapter you just turn into a numb shadow of a person dying to get to the end #it's soooo good #and also absolutely ridiculous #i love it #and despite accidentally spoiling myself some of the major twists i still don't know how it's gonna end #i should search how many words it is i can no longer measure books by chapters #this book just ruined my sense of length forever #kim dokja stop being a stupid sunfish i can't read more chapter without you and ju junghyuk saying each others names like idiots
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  • mellaithwen
    22.10.2021 - 3 days ago
    I didn't want to hijack @extasiswings 's post but I also started thinking about Eddie not being around when that man's being dug out, aaand I couldn't stop... [ edit: on ao3 ]

    Eddie looks down at his phone in surprise. Buck's ringing him, but he's supposed to be on shift, and if he was just bored in the station house he'd normally FaceTime, or send Eddie a litany of texts about his latest internet deep-dive (the great Canadian maple syrup heist was his latest obsession), but a phone call?

    "Hey man, what's up?"

    Buck doesn't immediately respond, but Eddie hears the shuddered inhale down the line, and now he's concerned.

    "Buck?"

    Eddie gives Christopher a reassuring smile while he waits for an answer, and nods to his aunt that he's stepping out for a moment before ducking to the front door when he still doesn't get a reply.

    "Buck?" he tries again. "Buck, come on, I'm here, okay? What's wrong?"

    "I just..." Buck starts, faltering for a moment. "I just needed to hear your voice."

    Buck sounds... shattered, honestly, something so much deeper than exhaustion, and the hairs on the back of Eddie's neck stand on edge.

    "Talk to me. Did something happen on a call? Are you hurt?"

    "No—we're fine, I'm fine," Buck says, but his voice is barely above a whisper and Eddie's not convinced.

    Eddie waits.

    Buck sighs.

    "There was... this man got.... Eddie, he was buried alive. And dispatch tracked his phone but they couldn't get a precise location and by the time we started to dig things weren't looking good and—"

    Buck's voice is shaking, but now that he's started speaking he can't seem to stop and his words are gaining fervour as he goes on. Eddie can feel his own grip on his cellphone getting tighter and tighter until finally he has to sit himself down on the steps of the front porch to try and catch his own breath. He knows where Buck's head is at—he can't help but go there too.

    "—a-a-and I just...I couldn't stop thinking about the well collapse, and dispatch said the guy wasn't answering and I started thinking about trying to get a hold of you on the radio but we couldn't and suddenly I wasn't looking for the vic anymore, I was looking for you. I was back there in the rain and I was clawing at the ground, at the mud, and it felt like there was this vice around my chest and—"

    "Breathe, Buck," Eddie interrupts a little desperately at the fear in Buck's voice, "breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth," he says as he tries to follow his own advice. "Take a deep breath, c'mon, do it with me, in for four, hold it—and breathe out for eight, and again..."

    For a while there's nothing but a stream of breaths down the phone from the both of them, until finally a long steady exhale is followed by a stuttered, "sorry, I shouldn't have—"

    "Don't be stupid, you can always—"

    The siren rings out loud down the other end of the phone and Eddie jumps to his feet out of habit before he remembers that he's not actually on shift.

    "I've gotta go," Buck mumbles, and Eddie can hear the rustling movements as he's obviously making his way over to the trucks.

    "Yeah of course," Eddie says, and continues before he can second guess himself; "come over after your shift in the morning, we can go out for breakfast with Chris."

    There's another exhale down the phone, but this one sounds lighter, happier, like it's being chased by a smile, and Eddie feels his own tight chest loosen considerably at the image he's conjured in his head.

    "Yeah, that'd be great." Buck says, "I'll see you then."

    "Perfect, it's a date." Eddie says, before hanging up.

    (His own words don't register for another 30 minutes and by then Buck's already sent a smiley face emoji over text, and Eddie can't find it within himself to regret anything)

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    #911 fic#911 fox#911 spoilers#911 speculation#my fic #(for the record I'm sure Eddie's probably in the episode as normal - just maybe not in the promo shots for this call is all? but who knows) #Evan Buckley#Eddie Diaz#911fic #just ignore me #it took me two weeks to write 550 words of a proposal for my thesis and I just did these 650 words in ten mins #absolutely ridiculous#buddie#buddie fic #eddie diaz fic #evan buckley fic #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #911 fanfic#911 fanfiction
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  • hopecomesbacktolife
    22.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    Idk still looks pretty small to me

    #tumblr ad fail #tumblr ad meme #tumblr ads #this site i swear #tumblr ads are so funny #I love that the one eternal constant is that the ads are absolutely ridiculous
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