it doesn’t matter
it doesn’t matter
no nuance november: once bella is over her internalised sexism and accepts that she’s older than edward, she’s gonna start pulling the “don’t disrespect your elders”
I watched the Twilight series with my boyfriend for the first time and this was his reaction when they showed CGI renesmee on screen for the first time
edward when he sees jacob touch bella
im sorry but like bella’s face when she punched jacob for kissing her is making me cackle
wait so yall know how edward didnt wanna rail bella cuz he was too scared she was going to die, his longshlong most likely felt like a popsicle inside her hoo-ha and bella would feel like a hot pocket to edward but when she turned into a vampire basically they both just feel snow now that bella also is a vampire now 😃
did anyone else notice jacob literally sniffed bella so hard when he hugged her in eclipse? (before bella and jacob went to the “party” where they explained how the whole vampire vs. werewolves started) i get so uncomfy that my eyes widen each time i watch that part, edward literally also got mad he drove away i bet he went over the 40 mph
my favorite side character will be seth hes such a soft cutie and so wholesome
edward’s sideburns were NOT it in eclipse
Can they remake Twilight now where Bella leaves Edward for Rosalie or Alice?
what if Jacob meant to imprint on Bella all along, but her mental shield blocked it?? it would explain why he was literally obsessed with her for all that time and got even more nuts the longer the saga went on,,,,,, then when Regurgitation was born, Jacob imprinted on her immediately because she was apart of Bella. in this essay I will
isn’t it just so pretty to think that all along there was some invisible string, tying you to me
2/∞ twilight + taylor swift
Edward:I just think that if I was a normal human being and not a soulless monster me and Bella would actually have a chance at a normal, happy life. She wouldn’t have to sacrifice everything for me and I wouldn’t have to fight the urge to kill h-
The lady at the drive thru:
It’s honestly so weird to see her anywhere that’s not Forks or around that area😳
The Twilight Saga: New Moon | Lucy Dacus “…Familiar Place”
Rosalie when Bella visits the Cullen’s house for the first time
You know what the fuck is up and something that I do not accept by any means? Smeyer’s bitchass excuse for Edward being too ‘g e n t l e m a n l y’ and Bella being too ‘b a s h f u l’ regarding menstruation to ever bring it up in conversation. I call fucking bullshit.
Are you seriously fucking telling me that Bella Monster Fucker ™ Swan isn’t a kinky bitch? That she wouldn’t, for a hot second, pull out that damn menstrual cup and make that glittery virgin down it like a shot of vodka to stop him being a punk ass motherfucker and to rail her already? Not to mention the fucking errors in logic. If that glitterdicked icicle motherfucker can smell how her blood is inside her fucking meat sack you can BET that bitch is waiting with a goddamn slurpy straw when Mother fucking Nature comes up in this bitch to unleash the floodgates a la period. Which raises the question. If Eddie boy is waiting with that damn slurpy straw, how the fuck wouldn’t he notice that Bella was pregnant with the new and funky fresh Renagade Tiktok Smash Hit Dance Abomination Child?
ALSO! Although period blood isn’t oxygenated, its technically one of the cleanest in the body, used to help create Sesame Seed the Abomination Baby as well as help aid in flushing out any potential bacterial infections that may try to pull a fast one on your hooha when you’re not releasing discharge.
In conclusion, Smeyer is a fucking COWARD. AND I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING CRITIQUE. BECAUSE I AM RIGHT
I hate that they decided to delete so many great scenes from the movies BUT I am grateful that the scene *Bella puts finger on Edward’s mouth* *Edward bites it* *Bella proceeds to put that same finger in her mouth* was deleted into oblivion 😌