Gollum, five seconds ago : Emergency ! Emergency !
Me, from the desk : What is it ?
Gollum : Dad, emergency! Emergency !
Me : What is it ? Come here.
Gollum : Emergency!
Me : *goes to check*
Gollum : You're in the bedroom and Am is in the kitchen and I can't be in the same room as both of you! [unacceptable.gif]