Riordanverse Fic Idea
Apollo returns to CHB and is all like “we’re getting the band back together!”
everyone’s like “wtf??? apollo just showed up at camp???” but he’s got a show planned
Apollo begins announcing that he and Chiron invited back some older campers to be temporary senior counselors because it occurred to them that the regular campers have no idea how to survive in the real world
In comes the legends themselves:
Clarisse La Rue
Everyone’s like “ooh” and “aah” and “step on me drew” but Apollo silences them all and says “These people are gonna show you the most important stuff you’ll ever learn!”
Will goes “Like how to react when bitten by a Chimera?”
Sherman raises his hand. “How to use an automatic grenade launcher without loosing fingers?”
“Then what?” Lou Ellen raised an eyebrow
Travis steps forward with a shit eating grin. “I’m gonna show you losers how to balance a checkbook.”
Clarisse rolls up her sleeves. “And almost none of you kids know anything about physical therapy. You gotta stretch before you run!”
Thalia and Katie link arms. “We’ll show you how to identify poisonous non-magical plants.”
Drew crossed her own arms. “And how to sew clothing.”
“Also how to study properly.” Annabeth groans.
“And construction lessons!“ Jake smiles as well.
Percy cracks his knuckles. “And you better believe that I’m gonna show you kids how to make simple foods because the camp stuff spoils you all.”
And that is how Camp Half-Blood because just like any other summer camp, just with more swords.