Don't.... Do It!!!
Every day the grasp of the little lad gets tighter around me
nandor/guillermo is the only vampire/slayer relationship that matters actually. who needs destiny and weird power dynamics when you can have two halves of a whole idiot.
I hate that shitty God of War ripoff Dante Inferno game so much just because it completely fucks over any attempt to find modern artwork or anime art of Dante Alighieri via google.
(It somehow turning the Divine Comedy into a really boring hack n slash game helps though)
by Sherry Kramer
JUDY: Coulibiac. The favorite dish of the last Imperial Czar. A pastry shell, a yard long, made from white, bleached, infinitely refined flour. A layer of steamed rice, milled and hulled past all nutritional value. Mushrooms and scallions, sautéed in butter, heated to just under the highly carcinogenic point, cooked just long enough to rob them of all their natural advantages, but leaving the flavor intact. Take a whole salmon fillet, a beautiful pink fillet alive with microscopic parasites and saturated in mercury deposits, and place it gently on the bed of rice.
Make a cream sauce. A cream sauce. The hemlock of the gourmet world. Make two quarts of it, stirring constantly. Ladle it on, and on, and on. Melt a p...p...pound of butter over a slow flame and squeeze in a lemon. Bake for an hour, at three-hundred-fifty degrees. (She sighs.) The above recipe kills twelve to fifteen, and should be served with a steamed green vegetable, with pine nuts in olive oil. (She is exhausted.) I am highly allergic to everything in that recipe, except the pine nuts.
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