This is what I imagine the Brothers little battles would be against a Ethan or a female Ethan.
Daniel would chase You (Ethan) through the castle walls singing "Run Rabbit Run" but his sorta Grovely voice and the small tweaks to the song make it That much more scary
"Run Rabbit run Rabbit Run, Run, Run please let us have our Fun, Fun, Fun, You'll get by then we'll turn you into a pie, Run Rabbit Run, Run, Run"
(1 stage: Cockiness)
At the end of his Romp You get in a big fight in a big room and he chases you Trying to get punches in
You just have to do enough damage Unarmed to go to stage 2
(2nd stage: Faltering)
Once he takes Enough damage (And you find your/A weapon) He pulls out a Knife or a Sword "Your really gonna make me use This"
You just have to Parry his sword and shoot him in the Gut
(Stage 3: Desperation)
He stands on the rafters Swooping down and taking chunks outta You and occasionally throwing swords and spears at you
All you have to do is throw bombs/Explode barrel's in the rafters when he gets close to them
The final Blow is a pipe bomb to the Ceiling, Exploding it letting the heat in.
Daniel Cowers to the only place With shade and starts whimpering and Ethan feeling bad makes a deal
"I will throw this... This! (A large piece of wooden scrap) To you when i walk out the door in return... In return You dont come back!"
"I-i-i can't not!"
"Just Run away! Just stop!"
"I cant! You know what they'll do!? God knows what father and Brothers will do! And... Miranda..... T-the other lords! What will they do!"
"I dont know and i dont care! You want this or not?!"
"Then turn into bugs! Hide! They probably think your all ready dead! Put on some layers and go outside! You can fly and you look human! Go the France, Britain, America, Mexico! Anywhere!"
I would make more but i put too much into This one lol 😅
Let me know if you want The other boys
someone draw lady dimitrescu and ethan winters but it’s terry silver and daniel larusso
Things lord dimitrescu has said to his sons:
Names are placeholder 'Till i find more "Regal" names
"Casey, No. You dont have Lice if anything you give people lice"
"Subject rejected? Not a virgin?..... I WONDER-FUCKING-WHY"
"You cant go outside Daniel. I dont care if you saw a pig outside its 70+ out you'll Die"
"Why did i bring you into this world in THIS GENERATION"
"Ben! Do you know what a "Bara" is?"
"Ben! Whats a doordash?.... Whats a boomer? Why does it sound insulting?"
"Daniel.... Put some clothes on... Please?"
Ben, No its fine to have a crush on men.... Moreau? He... He's a bit... Old for you"
"Mom? You boys dont have a mom... But you have me and thats all tha- Dont talk about my Boobs"
"Of course they dont deliver "TA-co bell" here"
Ben your not Underweight. You are perfect the way you are.... Daniels teasing you? Ill throw his ass out the window
"No, Daniel. Sigh You weren't a war hero in a "previous life" No Audie Murphy, No Alvin York- you aren't a Irish rebellion fighter either"
"No! Casey! You are Not going to a Slipknot concert. Daniel! You are Not going to a Sabaton Concert. Ben, you are Not going to a.... Elvis... Concert? He dead... Long time"
Feel free to add your own or ask me about my Alternate Dimitrescu sisters
TE AAAAAAAMOOOOOOO, TE AMOOOOO~
Karl: (y/n) I'm going to the village To get more paper and ink, do you want anything while I'm out?
You: maybe get something for dessert, thank you. *Kisses his cheek as he's putting on his coat*
Karl: *gets flustered and hides it by putting on his hat and glasses* no problem
In the general supplies shop
Karl: *puts a ream of paper and a bottle of ink on the checkout counter* it's starting to get chilly out there, I hope it doesn't start to snow soon.
The old lady at the counter: it got cold really early this year, October just started. That'll be 50 lei, dear. *Looks up at Karl and sees the pale blue glitter in the shape of lips* how's that little assistant of your's, Lord Heisenberg? From the looks of it you two are getting along quite well.
Karl: *looks up at her and frowns* they're tolerable most of the time. *Hands her the money*
At the bakery
Baker: oh ho ho, lord Heisenberg I see that you are pleased with that little bird Mother Miranda gave you.
Karl: *starting to get suspicious* they're a pain in my ass
Baker: whatever you say my Lord
Karl: *glares at him and takes the cake he bought*
Walking back to the factory
Some village girls: *look at him and start giggling to themselves*
Karl: *starting to get pissed when he spots the three Dimitrescu girls on a hill top also giggling to themselves and staring at him* what are those psycho bitches planning? Are they spreading rumors because they're bored?
At the castle
Karl: *kicks open Alcina's door* what the fuck did you do!
Alcina: what are you talking about?
Karl: what lie did you tell the villagers about me and (y/n)?
Alcina: I promise you I wouldn't waste my time with that nonsense. *Sees the lip print* Anyone could tell you two get along without me saying a word. You tell them more than enough on your own.
Karl: the fuck are you going on about?
Daniel: *giggles* look in the mirror stupid man-thing.
Karl: *looks in the mirror and sees it* damn it (y/n), you little punk.
Cassandra: *moves in on the cake box in his hand* is that cake for us?
Karl: *lifts it out of her reach* hands off you little bitch, that's (y/n)'s fucking cake!
Alcina: oh, (y/n) must be quite special for you to be buying them cake. To think they've tamed my idiot little brother.
Karl: fuck you
At the factory
You: *cleaning up some dishes as you cook*
Karl: *drops the cake on the counter, spins you around, and presses you against the counter* you got a lot of nerve to be marking me up, you fucking punk.
You: *grins at him* what are you talking about?
Karl: don't play dumb with me, look at this shit *points at his cheek* no one could miss this. You cheeky little thing, you marked me on purpose!
You: that doesn't sound like me at all... How many people noticed it?
Karl: at least eight, so you owe me big time.
You: how about I repay you tonight?
Karl: I'll hold you to that.
before I put some clothes on Daniel....
It’s always Sunny in Raccoon city☀️
Give us canon birthdays.
Anybody else super excited for Resident Evil Village?
Danielle DeNicola (@danielledenicola)