Huge shoutout to my sister who told me yesterday that the reason I’m single is because I don’t go on dates.
1) Really? Wow, why didn’t I think of that???
2) Who? Who exactly should I go on dates with??? Oh wait, let me just pick someone from that huge invisible line of people waiting to date me…..
Conclusion: NEVER EVER speak to a non single person about anything to do with being single. They know nothing.