my headcannon names for the 3 cursed spaniards in jungle cruise.

so as we all know disney likes to make characters that are part of the story and are seen a lot!... but have no names of their own!

so with jungle cruise we have these four new spanish undead cursed boys. one of which has a name! Aguirre (the leader and bad guy!) but the other three, bee guy, twig guy, and mud guy do not! 

so here are my headcannon names for these three (precious) boys.

bee guy = Picadesco (taking the spanish word for sting)

twig guy = Ramiardo (taking the spanish word for twig)

mud guy = Lodouelo (taking the spanish word for mud)

as i said these are just my headcannons and if anyone wants to use them... go wild! i just felt like those boy’s needed some love and attention too so yeah!

thank you for listening to my ted talk. *bows*

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The evolution of Lumity

I drew another random, rough sketch for an olde fanfic of mine, this time the Disney’s Hercules one, parts of which have been uncovered on my old hard drive like artefacts in an archaeological dig.

My notes for this fic are so haphazard, I think I left most of them in my head so ofc I’ve forgotten a lot of the story. There are some notes for this scene, though, where Hades’s son, Thanatos, rides a horse with mane of fire and hooves like diamonds into a charge against Hecate, who has turned his sister against them all and is trying to usurp his father (again). 

It was fun to colour the fire if nothing else.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (And I know Thanatos wasn’t Hades’s son in the actual myths, but where do you even start with Disney’s mythological remixes?)

Isle of the Lost Memes

Coming up with increasingly bizarre ways to say you stole from someone, the more adjectives the better. “I respectfully removed it from his person.” “This I found innocently sitting in the pocket of an unconscious pirate.” “But we can always choose good.” when describing things going wrong/bad luck/traumatic events. “Yeah, it was pretty upsetting, but at least I can still choose good!” Dramatically monologuing everything like they’re explaining their evil plans to a captive audience. “And once I’ve finished spreading cream cheese on this bagel, nothing will be able to stop me from enjoying my breakfast! Ahahahahaha!” Constant arguments over who’s the villain and who’d the henchmen in a duo or squad. These arguments get intense. People write essays. They make graphs. They hold isle-wide polls to get other peoples’ opinions. There’s always at least one sign up in the town square advertising someone and their best friend holding a public debate on the topic, all are welcome to come observe. Gallows humor has evolved so much that it’s common place to come up with incredibly descriptive and surreal ways to say you’re gonna off yourself, usually in response to minor inconveniences. A popular one is to say you’re going to slather yourself in some kind of foodstuff and go lie down in the forest to be eaten by wolves/lions/hyenas/kaa/share khan/whatever. Jay once famously said he was going to “dip my hot, naked bod in honey and let the ants eat me balls first.” “Dude if we get out from under the barrier and it turns out we’re all werewolves would that be fucked up or what.” “I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my entire life.” Usually said while in the middle of blatantly doing something mischievous and/or bad. Random evil laugh at ungodly hours of the night. “Don’t care didn’t ask and anyway your evil scheme is half-assed and unrealistic.” “Hey can I practice my pick-pocketing on you?” Always said after stealing something from a friend. Really unflattering imitations of the various heroes and royals. “Between Mal and Uma” To mean “Between a rock a hard place” started because people were sometimes literally stuck choosing between two very scary gang leaders and nobody wanted to do either.

𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓  𝒕𝒐  𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓  𝒃𝒆  𝒔𝒐  𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒆  ,  𝒚𝒐𝒖  𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕  𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓  𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓  𝒂𝒏𝒅  𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓  𝒘𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒅  𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉  𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓  ,  𝒚𝒐𝒖  𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕  𝒕𝒐  𝒃𝒆  𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒆  .

the   character   of      YOUR CHOICE      found   themselves   in   the   town   of   𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒆   !   the   picturesque   town   of   woodvale   is   a   beautiful   place   ,   but   not   even   they   can   deny   ...   something's   not   right   ,   and   they're   not   who   they   think   they   are   .   click   the   source   link   to   find   out   more   .  

FOLKLOREMSHQ  was  inspired  by  taylor  swift's  folklore  &  evermore  sister  albums  ,   on  the  account  of  story  telling   (  and  lyrics  ,   locations  ,   etc  .  )    the  admins  imagine  WOODVALE  as  a  small  fictional  european  coastal  town  where  reincarnations  of  fairytale  and  folktale  characters  live  .   they  are  unaware  of  this  ,   but  their  lives  follow  what  some  would  call  the  MODERN VERSION  of  their  storylines  in  the  tales  .   in  folkloremshq  ,   you  can  play  both  original  characters  and  original  reincarnations  of  fairytale  characters  .   the  characters  have  no  memories  of  their  original  selves  ,   but  have  the  same  personality  traits  ,   morals  ,   etc.  -  with  a  TWIST  ,   for  how  does  a  modern  and  darker  setting  change  such  a  thing ?  we  hope  you  enjoy  your  stay  ,   you're  in  for  a  wild  ride  .  

I can be funny.

i love disney but i hate Disney

Did anyone else seriously get Little Mermaid vibes from this?

Confusion Hill The real life Gravity Falls!

I unironically love Minnie and Mickey's relationship in these shorts

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“It’s My Job to Make Sure That the Viewer Looks at the Right Thing”: DP Autumn Durald Arkapaw on Loki | Filmmaker Magazine

Filmmaker: Lamentis was one of the locations where I thought maybe shooting on the Volume [the virtual production stage of LED walls used on The Mandalorian] might have been useful.

Durald Arkapaw: Practically, you’d love to go somewhere like Iceland and build the sets on that type of landscape where you’re getting that soft overhead light, but it’s expensive to take this big of a project or crew there for just one location. I haven’t shot Volume yet for a project, but there are certain sequences in Loki that would’ve been interesting to do on the Volume. The issue would’ve been the size of stage you’d need. We have some pretty lengthy walk-and-talks that cover a lot of ground. The set we used on the backlot was huge. You could potentially break up those [tracking] shots, but Kate wanted the actors to be able to walk the full length in one take—not walk 100 feet, stop, then have to turn around. Kate is such a great collaborator. She trusts the people she works with and on Loki everyone on the team had similar tastes, a clear vision and we all got along very well. We worked on this for a year—Kate much more than that—and, looking at all these images that we created together, this project could not have been more extraordinary.

Fork It Up 😍

Go ScarJo Go !

She is a queen, she is an icon, and she is the moment.

The Mouse really had THE AUDACITY to try and make her seem everything that she's not: heartless and greedy.

This woman is going to move mountains with this case and if she doesn't, as in it gets dropped in court for bs reasons, we will riot.

Raya: do you think Namaari likes me?

Sisu: like you in a friend way or like you in a this is about to be the longest conversation of my life way?

Gravity Falls live action fan made trailer