Halloween 2018 #throwback Happy Halloween!! Here’s a clip from my latest cover A Dracula Movie Medley! #happyhalloween #halloween #gothic #horror #dracula #singersofinstagram
Behind the scenes of DRACULA (1931). L-R: Director Tod Browning, Bela Lugosi, Horace Liveright, and Dudley Murphy
Ya know what time it is?
It’s time to get weird results on weird tests again.
And today we have
Let’s see …
God no, I think I already know where this is leading to
I even avoided the obvious answer about the blood types, but yeah, it happens that I laugh at awful situations. I think I scared someone at work with it, but it helps to calm me down when I’m close to lose my shit.
But nah, I’m not the book’s nice extroverted nerd grandpa Van Helsing, probably more awful old man Van Hopkins who sniffs people and casually talks about gory stuff during dinner. And I actually know that social events with normal people are not the best place to talk about funky cryptids, but I’m still the weird awkward nerdy person.
dracula has a pointy gauntlet to taunt his opponents with. A tauntlet, if u will
My first attempt at any kind of cosplay 🥵💕was rough and I didn’t really get too into make up
Summary: “Am I in Hell?” Agatha’s voice was hoarse, a hint of fear in her tone. “That depends on your definition,” Dracula answered. “Perhaps.” His fingers felt cool against her burning skin, the fever raging through her body. “If you’re going to kill me, then do it,” she mumbled. The count chuckled, gazing into her eyes. “On the contrary,” he smirked. “I’m going to save you.”
((In which Dracula cares for a gravely ill Agatha))
Characters: Agatha Van Helsing/Dracula
A/N: A little shorter than usual. I think I have a stomach bug, but I wanted to give you guys something! Thank you for all of your support! Feedback is greatly loved and appreciated! If you ever want an explanation about something after you read a chapter, my author’s notes at the end in my AO3 and FFN docs tend to have them! Hope you enjoy! -Jen
Agatha was bitten by a snake once. Searching for eggs in the chicken coop, no older than six. When she slid her hand under her favorite hen, something clamped down. Sharp, needle like teeth burying themselves into her skin. It burned. Ached. And she screamed so loud one might even go as far to claim the entire town heard.
But in reality, it had mostly startled her. The bite nonvenomous. A black snake. The young girl watched as the tiny droplets of blood oozed from the bite marks. Such a curious sight to behold. A wound on flesh from mouth. As she watched it slither away, too quick for her father to catch, she couldn’t help but wonder if it’d remember her taste. Liked the scent of her blood. Agatha, of course, would never know.
Agatha’s eyes widened in shock as she felt Dracula’s fangs dig into the sensitive flesh of her neck. Fueled off an adrenaline rush, she kicked herself back, slamming against the headboard as the vampire eyed her in a mixed expression of confusion and lust. Blood glistened off of his teeth. Coated his lips. Her blood. He’d bitten her. The bastard had actually bitten her!
Luce - murder is ok, always on that high horse, lashing out, sarcastic bastard, responsibility? never heard of her, fucks up and peaces out
Tori - manipulative, narcissistic, emotionally abusive, know-it-all, never listens, you text her “I’m being stabbed” she leaves you on read, nasal voice
Hayley - victim extraordinare, suffers in silence, best liar, never shuts up, plays dumb but she’s just a coward, head in the clouds and deep in the sand
Dorian - thinks with her dick, entitled bitch, never heard about controlling your emotions, will judge you by your fashion choices, sadistic, sells you for Satan for one cornchip
Carmilla - moody as fuck, jealous and controlling, unable to move on, uses Tinder for blood shopping, has a death wish since the 19th century, always bragging
Mina - never heard of an indoor voice, nosy but can’t keep secrets, causes chaos for fun and drags you with her, violence is the answer, can’t read the room
Holly - holier-than-thou but just as shitty, insanely competitive, blames her mistakes on abuse and tragedy, inconsiderate, compassion is haaard
Réka - dumb as a rock, anger issues, wants to help but you wish she didn’t, furry, talks back to the TV, breaks everythting she touches
Chapter Eight of Bad Moon Rising to be posted in three hours, 5:00 PM EST!
“I suppose that nature works on such a hopeful basis that we believe against ourselves that things will be as they ought to be, not as we should know they will be.”
so i just finished dracula …
hi son 🐔
I don’t have anything new right now, but @hoefordarkness thinks I should do a “best of” series, so I’ll do that when I have nothing.
So, yeah. Here it is.
Buffy/Zogatha: I swear to God, if you tell anyone about last night, I will kill you!
Spike-ula: Right *pulls underwear out of pocket* You’re gonna want these, too?
Buffy/Zogatha: *punches Spike-ula and leaves*
If you guys want to watch the actual scene then skip to 5:20. If you want to watch the whole thing, it’s actually pretty hot (@thebeautyofdisorder can attest to that)
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Guys, don’t be sad if you join a fandom late, you will never really be too late. Yes, you might have missed the peak activity but you most likely also avoided much drama shit and awful discourse. You can explore everything on a nice relaxed pace, maybe even without being called a pedo every second day.
In Hellsing every single character is kinda fucked up, and most people know this by now. There’s rarely someone who goes “uhh but this is problematic” because, let’s be real, the whole thing is problematic. The main character is a cruel bloodthirsty beast who enjoys murdering, but I never heard anyone say they don’t like Alucard, not once in all those fifteen years.
And Dracula? Damn that book is over 120 years old and there’s still new stuff every single day. It may not be loud and obtrusive like other fandoms but that doesn’t mean it’s completely dead.