“So you must be Jess Minion, the witch.”
“And you are Duke Crocker, the pirate.”
“Oh, I like her, Nathan.”
“I don’t care.”
“Got any fun plans tonight?”
“Ouch, Nathan. That is rude.”
“No, he had a stakeout tonight so he can’t have date night.”
“Choosing work over a beautiful woman? Shame on you.”
“So I have been telling him. Audrey said she would be fine by herself, but Nathan is a gentleman.”
“Of course he is. Such a boy scout. Although he didn’t make the Eagle Scouts. Still a touchy subject for him.”
“Ohhh, poor thing.”
“I’m right here.”
“What a wonderful observation, Nathan.”
“Seriously, get out.”
“Well, it was wonderful to finally meet the elusive witch. You take good care of him, okay?”
“I was planning on it.”
Claire: So who’s your type: angsty pirate or grumpy cop?
Audrey: Oh my god, please stop.
↳ 1x04 - Consumed
Buckle up. You’re in for my most extensive explanation of the timeline ever. Some of this is headcanon, but I make every effort to include as much of the ridiculous shit canon fed us as possible in a way that makes as much sense as any of it can. With that in mind, let’s get to it.
soooo Vanessa Stanley, Evi Ryan, Jennifer Mason, Hailie Coulton and in a twisted way, Jordan Mckee were all killed for Duke’s character arc
how messed up is that?
Jordan gets Duke’s phone number for the sole purpose to send him spongebob memes
All three men in that room are in love with Audrey Parker, and that’s how it should always be
I love that everyone but Duke skates over the second Audrey thing
“You’re much meaner than the blonde one”