#Families dumb Tumblr posts

  • Huge shoutout to my sister who told me yesterday that the reason I’m single is because I don’t go on dates.

    1) Really? Wow, why didn’t I think of that???

    2) Who? Who exactly should I go on dates with??? Oh wait, let me just pick someone from that huge invisible line of people waiting to date me…..

    Conclusion: NEVER EVER speak to a non single person about anything to do with being single. They know nothing.

    #I live in Berlin #If you live here you know #If you dont all I can say is dont move here if youre interested in not being single #Dating#Not#Single life#Bisexual#Disaster bisexual#Families dumb
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  • today was the last day i got to work with one of my friends and we didn’t realize 😭 she’s about to go on maternity leave and by the time she would potentially be coming back i’m going to be gone and we were both emotional af in the whole fifteen minutes we worked together lmao

    #tbd #however before i left work today we were joking that her baby's gonna know me as the aunt with blue eyes lmao #i'm feeling so #many emotions #weirdly nostalgic about my job now that i've worked here almost five years and i'm finally going to be moving on come january #and i am so EXCITED #but also so sad #like as dumb as it sounds it really is a work family and we all love each other very much #and yeah we'll still see each other but nothing's the same as being stuck together for eight hours at a time lmao
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  • Damn I gotta come out to my family twice 😔 Once to tell them that I’m not attracted to real men, and once again that I’m in love with Michael Myers.

    #Feel like they’d probably take the gay news better #Sorry family #But I am a dumb woman with terrible taste #I will never change and never improve. This is a promise #slashers#michael myers
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  • I know there is a lot of bad things rn but for me personally, the worst is that my favorite month, my fav season, the spookiest holiday… is all messed up for me. 😂

    THIS MONTH SUX. CUZ PEOPLE BEING SELFISH ASSHOLES HAS RUINED MY ANIMAL CROSSING AND THATS A LINE YOU DONT CROSS BOYZ N GIRLS. that and don’t wake me suddenly from my cozy sleep. Do those things and see. 😃 just wait and see. 🤣🙃

    #lol #just heads up dont think island party happening #seriously the busy-ness is coming from selfish acting people and its dumb #we'll be ok but just like .. yeah me body is also having allergies so just gonna have a cozy halloween and maybe decorate a bit #a bit cuz the crazy neighbors think just wearing a mask rn is devil worship cuz they're culturally in a rural bubble #idk #they smart and nice but also narrow minded and if they wanna throw away a friendship over that then see ya #like they dumb and think that our laws are like evil dictator laws until they end up being told off by police or lawyers 😅🙃 yea Karens #and then we had a family member in a hospital in another state whos now staying with us for now #online school stuff... just so much xD
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  • Be thankful I’m not live blogging this Naruto rewatch cuz I have alot to say

    #also dont comment on the fact I'm rewatching naruto #its cuz im bored sad an avoiding my online classes lol #anyways blown away by rock lee as always #Kiba did That (and by that i mean have a dog and be cool) #Shino isnt in this one but he is in my heart always and forevee i can feel his spirit thankyou shino #Naruto... what is there to say i love u bitch! when ur whiskers get all big u look cute also gay lol #Neji hasnt **** yet so hes being brooding and cool and i want him to beat family members up again that was fun #Choji is cute and underrated i like hes very cool actually #Gaaras lack if eyebrows is boarderline distracting #Sasuke is so evil ahahha i love this fool #Urg i cant wait for Jiraiya to die tho im waiting cuz i hate him so much #Orochimaru suck my ass challange (i could beat him. i could id just slap him? like idk why these bitches are so dramatic) #omfg i forgot abt Shikamaru 💀💀 #love misogyny like yes insult women King 😻 #which reminds me! idk why ppl act like KIBA would be the misogynist when his mother was like That tbh like hes dumb but sexism aint him #anyways shikamaru is cool as always i like his little plans and schemes or whatever very cool #if he was real id hate him for being smarter than me thats why i like Kiba yano we vibe like that #Speaking of faves Shino... miss u king #Imagine being a ninja tho iconic but i feel like i wouldnt last very ling cux i dont have a will to live strong like these ppl #or the patriotism? theyre all like id die for my village and tbh id sell out my village for some good burritos i hate these ppl #constantly waiting for Deidara to show up even tho ik he wont for another thousand episodes #also LAUGJING ALL THE TIME AT the dramatic symbolism its so dramatic its barely even symbolism any more #like when the bird feather landed on nejis hand as he was bleeding out snksks #and the leafs blowing in the wind aaaa im laughing thinking abt it #anyways if u read all this god bless and get well soon
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  • Helstrom (2020) - Ana being gay af

    #helstromedit#marveledit#helstrom#ana helstrom#sydney lemmon#helstrom spoilers #femslash related stuff #given I started this relatively late for a marvel streaming show on friday evening I figured I'd already have heard if there was f/f #imagine my surprise when the female lead was revealed to be a lesbian? a wlw anyway in the first ep #but I get why it's not so popular...it's one of the weaker dark/gritty marvel shows on streaming #this is no netflix MCU #some of the characters were so hypocritical and so dumb it was making me mad #like the plot isn't HORRIBLE and its well done in some ways and I loved the older actors but I dunno that I'd actually rec it #and okay I'm biased because I hated the daimon actor for his rapey character in the royals #but he legit could not emote while trying to suppress his british accent #but ANA...I loved her #she was hot af stalking around like a murderous model #and cool and ended up with actually a pretty standard character arc going from hating everyone to opening up to her family
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  • On an unrelated note I no longer want to “get o know” someone

    my self esteem cannot take it anymore

    #The anxiety #I’m always like #I’m so ugly #I’m so dumb #I’m not enough #Does he like me #Does his family #I hate it so much #And I can’t imagine it’s even worth it #ESP with men out here being PoS #He’s probably talking to someone else on the side anyways
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  • ms paint doodle requests from twitter 2nite

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    #THE HUEY ONE IS A VERY DUMB NICHE COPYPASTA please dont ask fhdjgsdh #metal gear solid #mgs #metal gear solid v #metal gear solid 2 #metal gear solid 4 #solid snake#otacon#hal emmerich#sunny emmerich#jupiter family #sunny be like: *levitates away* #ada's art#ignore ada#huey emmerich
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  • Here’s a little Nightstar. Honestly, Im starting to headcanon that she’s not a hero. Earth isn’t plagued with dumb villain after dumb villain. She’s just allowed to grow up without trauma.

    #nightstar#starfire#nightwing#nightwing family #dc comics fanart #my art #provided damian is really just protecting her #damian quits too eventually #so obviously he's telling his little sister the benefits of doing civil service without putting on a dumb costume #mari grows up to be a good leader #(obviously with both her parents qualities)
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  • Do you ever just feel like garbage?

    #vent in the tags #and like nobody gets it #or cares? #my therapist wanted me to talk about some really distressing things and my family doesn't get that I'm bothered about it #i feel all shaky #and full of doubt #i just want to delete all my wips and wish everything would stop #I'm so tired. #I'll delete this later dont worry #no one will see it anyway #i just needed to say something #so i dont scream #i wish I could leave #maybe go to a fantasy world #i wish things were better #i wish someone would hold me #is that dumb? #why is this world so rigid? #why does it always demand precision #i don't know how I'm going to make it #just deal with it...like always i guess
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  • hElp! I’ve lost my will to continue my homework for today 😞 I’m tired but my test is due tonight (that I started five days ago-)

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    #smolblu🍶 #THIS IS WHY IM THE DUMB DUM IN MY FAMILY 🙃 #it's just algebra #but I'm so dumb w math and online sucks so much rn
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  • hmmmm 

    #at some point Im gonna shave my whole head bcus I fucked it up at somepoint and its uneven #i like the style I've got but its impossible to grow out the parts I cut to high without looking dumb so Im just gonna chop it all short #but #do I buzz it all REALLY short just to see what it looks like? #idc what family events will be like this season but like #it would be SO FUNNY to see my families reactions if I buzz it short #im partially worried that I'll either hate it or like it lol #im debating cutting it rn XD
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  • @callumilott​ as promised, fabio’s hair (it was in a mini screen so apologies for lq) as for fabio facts. swiss. doesn’t like cheese. used to be a professional ski athlete

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    #i wish there was something more i could do to help you but i will instead offer dumb images #to be rewarded with even a small smile #friends are family
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  • Panicked for a brief moment bc I thought I wasn’t gonna meet my deadline then remembered the first chapter is done and I’m actually working on the next 😂

    Next fic should be out soon, y’all.

    #I am dumb #hopefully I will have it out on the 25th #please yell at me if I don’t #I might have forgotten #lol#my works #families shatter like glass series #fanfiction#ao3#wip
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  • deleted my mom vent post ill just fist fight her in hell

    #i always feel like a suburban white boy going 'shut up MOM' but yaknow......shes like awful and racist so i dont feel bad about it #her whole family is rife with dumb fucks so its on brand #blabber
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  • He tried to eat hay with them.

    #butterfly family#rabbits#cats #theyre so cute #they even let him munch with them #even though he was being a big dumb rabbit who couldnt figure out how to do the food
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  • You ever sit in the floor and think to yourself, “ah, I am the perfect height to punch someone’s butt”?

    #random#dumb post#butt #big gremlin energy #my family hates me #ground#heheeh
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  • My day be so fine

    Then boom toxic family

    #I don’t want to call them toxic but...are they???? #a family who screams at their child constantly and puts them under stress even though they deny it #a family who laughs at their child when they cry or break down in front of them #a child who’s not supposed to display negative emotions or stress when their parents raise their voice at them #or when they make rude comments about them #I’m sorry I know this is just all dumb but #I have no one to talk to irl and gH #funky vents
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  • Hahahahahahaha I just had a bit of a mental breakdown because I calculated with my mum what I would need to earn and what that would mean for a company to spend on me as an employee so that I would be able to pay for my own living costs by myself.

    And I’m crying now because none will ever pay me that much in my industry.

    I hate this godforsaken country, like pls let me have some of my own money and not just pay taxes. Or higher heating prices every year, or make us pay 10ct more in electricity than most other countries. Pls.

    #guess I can't buy food anymore. #gotta save on something #I feel I have more money for my hobbies right now than I will ever have again #/cries into a bucket/ #why is being alive so expensive #I don't ever want to even think about marrying #but probably gonna go look for someone that wants to save taxes too #because they even make singles pay extra because they apparently think we got more money than families with kids #but like no #we have to pay for everything ourselves and we don't have a second person to share costs with #and if you use less electricity for example it costs more per kWh than when you use more #I already said goodbye to the fishtank I wanted since it will cost to much #I just wanted to have a pet #just one #can't have a dog can't even have some dumb ass fish #great. #also why the fuck do we have to pay taxes for dogs and not for cats that constantly murder birds and destroy others gardens #I hate it here #also if I hear one more american yelling about free health care I'm gonna start fistfighting #more than 15% of your income my dudes #and they cover less and less when you need certain pills or cremes #and it will be raised by a lot coming next year #that ain't free my dudes
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  • .

    #think im gonna come back on #i just dont feel like doing anything or talki g about anything it all feels dumb #but then i have nothing to except think about my aunt for hours and just cry #and im so so tired #being so far away from family sucks in situations like this #they had the funeral and hour ago #apparently im supposed to feel at peace now bc she's at peace #i want someone to talk to me so i can get distracted but i also dont feel like responding to anything so its like . brain wyd #anyway think im back #death tw#death mention
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