#Fuck Tumblr posts

  • cooper-ation
    07.12.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    Fandoms: Hey these characters have a cool and developed dynamic that would make a great romantic pairing in the next season-

    Netflix: Oh, you want forced, heterosexual relationships that feel unnatural because the characters act completely differently for no reason other than “They’re In Love!” and completely throw off the dynamic?

    Fandoms: Wh- What? No, we were just saying-

    Netflix: Oh whoops too late lmao

    #cooper’s void #fuck it I’ll tag the show #jwcc
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  • ancientbarrrow
    07.12.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    I JUST DROPPED MY FUCKIGN PHONE IN TEH SNOW TRYING TO LISTEN OT THE BITTERCOLD THEME

    #FUCK FUCK OKAY OKAY THE BITTERCOLD WON
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  • transkenobis
    07.12.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    got hit in the chin with the backswing of a hammer today. the school nurse looked at the cut and said itd most likely leave a scar and all i could fucking think was "haha moash moment"

    #its not a bad cut its just that it was a fucking big hammer!! #im not eveb concussed or anything the worst part of it was the shock #but its so funny to me. i went from crying because of the shock to thinking 'haha moash moment' in the nurses office #matt speaks#sla #technically i guess!!!!
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  • rice4322
    07.12.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    they hate to see a girlboss winning thats why i failed 2 subjects

    #dear diary#lulu#personal #sucks to be so good at life that god tells u well fuck imma give u the worst thing ever im going to make u r word in math.... #physics and calcuus... #fk i hate it
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  • tsunflowers
    07.12.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    she put her hair up so you know she means business

    #twisted fucking cycle path
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  • cometcrystal
    07.12.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    madrigal gurlz x

    #my dolls#misc dolls #i know i gave dolores and isabela the same mouth im sorry im so fucking sorry
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  • dmbakura
    07.12.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    Man I'm so annoyed that the actor for Leon is getting harassed for playing him in the RE welcome to raccoon city movie when he's literally the best part of that movie. Interestingly, no one's harassing the actor for Wesker despite that version of the character being way more unfaithful (no disrespect to the actor either, it's just a baffling writing choice). Absolutely not saying Weskers actor should be harassed either but man is it just so transparently fucking racist.

    #also yeah i saw that movie might write out my full thoughts on it later #RE fandom just makes me not wanna interact at all though its fucking foul
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  • evelyndabunny
    07.12.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    The door of one of my cabinets in my kitchen came off, and broke a wine glass.

    Fan-fucking-tastic.

    #bad luck #fuck me I guess #WHY MEEEEEEEEEEE
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  • somelazyassartist
    07.12.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    At this rate I'm going to chop my fucking legs off everything hurts so bad am the time I just want them fucking gone

    #AAAAAAAAAAAUUGHGHHGGGRRRRRRRRRE BITING BITING TEARING VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!! ANGER AND HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NO MORE LEGS I HAVE PROGRESSED PAST THE NEED FOR LEGS IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO FUCKING GO #to be clear. i have no real intention of cutting my legs off. i think my axe would have to be sharpened before that. all I'm saying. #is that it's VERY VERY TEMPTING. i will not. but i will think about it. extensively. and often. #vent
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  • spector-of-chaos
    07.12.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    Making fun pic crews of my ocs, this is Maeve 😊😊

    #just gonna keep my dark posts in the tags #Postin random picrews so the post has something #The difference between the intrusive thought and fantasy of getting my faced bashed in has gotten real fucking blurry
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  • talkingtalltales
    07.12.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    "Stars are unseeing specks of light in the night sky, not dead cats looking down on us. We keep our old friends alive with memories, but if they're not here, with us, they're nowhere."

    #warrior cats#leafpool#mothwing#warriors#wc#cat#my art #not sorry about the ugly watermark 'dont take my fucking art' #IS A REALLY TALL ORDER APPARENTLY #like its not even good art just stop get a hobby #i had a small paragraph to go along with this but it'd probably upset someone b/c im projecting hard onto this lmao
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  • bifey
    07.12.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    how is flex by hmltd the one of the horniest songs ive ever heard without mentioning sex whatsoever

    #txt #reupload the fucking music video king
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  • gracelessmeredithgrace
    07.12.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    I just had to walk home from campus and I’m so, so cold. My face and legs are numb and I keep shivering.

    Why do I always forget how bad winter is until it’s here again?

    (This is -21°C for everyone outside the US lol)

    #mine #I fucking hate winter #🥶 me rn #The “wind” mentioned above was like 20mph with gusts up to 35 and it hurt
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  • izaiia
    07.12.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    heyyy how are we feeling about phone sex with vinnie🤨

    #[izaiia speaking ?!] #i know i’m working on two other things that need to be out this week #but #i’m thinking about this and #…. i fucking love it
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  • tsunflowers
    07.12.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    sakura why are you just alone in the dojo trying to transform

    #has she never seen a superhero show before. you have to be in a crisis situation #twisted fucking cycle path
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  • snowfiremelonlord
    07.12.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    gonna jump off a cliff perhaps 😵‍💫

    #the family car broke down on the side of the highway 😵‍💫 #the tow guy says the motors fucked so basically the car is junk #idk how I’m getting to work n back #my brother is gonna help but he works full time too #I’m a lil stressed I won’t lie
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  • acurvypixie
    07.12.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    It’s my anniversary. 24 years. This is what I get…

    He did NOTHING. He put like ZERO effort into today which shows me what I'm worth to him.

    Nothing.

    #fuck my life #unloved
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  • gotta-bail-my-quails
    07.12.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    I finished my art project ○v●

    #YAYYYYY IT TOOK SO FUCKING LONG TO DO #ITS HUGE #WELL NOT SUPER BIG BUD DEFO MY BIGGEST PIECE YET #AND HELLA HARD TO DO #ITS WHITE ON BLACK WITH MICROGRAPHY THAT IS REFLECTED BY HAND #AND I HAD TO DRAW MYSELF AND AN EASEL IN PERSPECTIVE #BUT ITS DOOOONE #*BUT NOT BUD LOL
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  • itwasmagic
    07.12.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    good morning i am once again thinking about how universally disliked my personality is and unable to sleep

    #irl rambles #i can hear myself saying things and i’m like ???? and yet i can’t stop the words from coming out #if everyone just did things the way i wanted them instead of fucking shit up everything would be fine #filed under: traits that are cute on your fav tv show character but really fucking ugly irl #*coughs lorelei gilmore*
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  • tsunflowers
    07.12.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    so much for hiromi being fine lmao

    #I think he just tried to use two stamps at the same time and overloaded #twisted fucking cycle path
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