I told my dad he looked like Arthur today and he didn’t agree until he saw the picture! via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2LzaSDx
the john mulaney fandom hijacking every post has the same energy as the supernatural fandom hijacking every post in 2012 change my mind
fang: i have an idea, but it involves max hitting people.
max: *smiles*
fang: and iggy looks younger than us.
iggy: time will come when you won’t make fun of me for that. you’ll be jealous, wrinkly old hags.
nudge: max, fang, get ready for a large file transfer.
iggy: how large?
*file cabinet crashes out the window*
some whitecoat: I’m trapped in here. That’s not possible. What did you do?
iggy/gazzy: Science, biatch.
angel: you remember that speech you used to give, max, about how one person could accomplish anything once they realize they can be something bigger? well, now i am.
max: …a PART. a PART of something bigger.
angel: is that how it went?
max: if you tell me this whole forcing me out of the flock and becoming the new leader thing was because you misheard my “one person” speech…
dylan: wait, what was that?
fang: yeah, that’s max.
dylan: is— is she okay? is everything okay?
fang: yes. she’s laughing. i think the worst of its over now.
jeb: so what do you guys say. are you ready to save the world?
max: no. i’m ready to kick some ass.
ari: but do you have what it takes to pull the trigger?
max: …
max: nope! *jumps out window*
dr. martinez: with great power comes…
max: …a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.
fang: you are not crazy.
maya: i live alone and make my own soap.
fang: uh… it’s quaint! hipster, even!
some random “police officers”: *searching dr. martinez’s house* we have reason to believe a group of dangerous criminals could have been hiding in or near your home.
dr. martinez: oh, i’m sorry! in that case, you should probably check under the microscope and in the fridge. those “criminals” can be tricky bastards.