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I told my dad he looked like Arthur today and he didn’t agree until he saw the picture! via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2LzaSDx
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the john mulaney fandom hijacking every post has the same energy as the supernatural fandom hijacking every post in 2012 change my mind
1maximum ride characters as quotes from agents of shield (inspired by this post):
fang: i have an idea, but it involves max hitting people.
max: *smiles*
fang: and iggy looks younger than us.
iggy: time will come when you won’t make fun of me for that. you’ll be jealous, wrinkly old hags.
nudge: max, fang, get ready for a large file transfer.
iggy: how large?
*file cabinet crashes out the window*
some whitecoat: I’m trapped in here. That’s not possible. What did you do?
iggy/gazzy: Science, biatch.
angel: you remember that speech you used to give, max, about how one person could accomplish anything once they realize they can be something bigger? well, now i am.
max: …a PART. a PART of something bigger.
angel: is that how it went?
max: if you tell me this whole forcing me out of the flock and becoming the new leader thing was because you misheard my “one person” speech…
dylan: wait, what was that?
fang: yeah, that’s max.
dylan: is— is she okay? is everything okay?
fang: yes. she’s laughing. i think the worst of its over now.
jeb: so what do you guys say. are you ready to save the world?
max: no. i’m ready to kick some ass.
ari: but do you have what it takes to pull the trigger?
max: …
max: nope! *jumps out window*
dr. martinez: with great power comes…
max: …a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.
fang: you are not crazy.
maya: i live alone and make my own soap.
fang: uh… it’s quaint! hipster, even!
some random “police officers”: *searching dr. martinez’s house* we have reason to believe a group of dangerous criminals could have been hiding in or near your home.
dr. martinez: oh, i’m sorry! in that case, you should probably check under the microscope and in the fridge. those “criminals” can be tricky bastards.
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