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  • valntynebaby
    29.11.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    i’m falling down the greek mythology rabbit hole again

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  • sketchinator
    29.11.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I stopped animal crossing just to finish these doodles

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  • inc0rrectmyths
    29.11.2021 - 2 hours ago

    𝗔𝗿𝗲𝘀: Of course I care about everyone! What makes you think otherwise?

    𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀: Well, there was an earthquake while you were gone..


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  • liesonthefloordramatically
    29.11.2021 - 2 hours ago

    there are only three JJBA fics tagged “reverse chronology”??? and I wrote two of them???? that can’t be right

    #Queenie once again discovers that their interests are tragically niche :( #this is like the time that I found out that canon compliance isn't popular #or that I'd written (at the time) the only Bruno & Polpo fic #(I've still written 1/2) #or that I'd written (at the time) the only Gloria & Hermes fic #(I have still written 3/5) #what do you MEAN other people aren't writing reverse chronology #it's very simple: you point yourself toward the story trajectory and then sprint backward as fast as humanly possible #anyway I should write more reverse chronology (except that they're WILDLY unpopular lksjfdlksuaoifsuaoi even more so than my usual fare) #(WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED ME THO) #Queenie actually says something on this blog #parallelism palooza: the journey
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  • lady-of-the-upside-down
    29.11.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Hadestown!Hermes has a lot in common with Michael from The Good Place

    - Formerly loyal to an afterlife that hurts people

    - Has a mean old boss

    - Becomes good by warming up to the humans that he ended up wanting to help, against the wishes of the mean old boss

    - Uses the power of time loops to help the humans

    - Big mentor energy towards the humans

    - Trains

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  • mizuki-akatsuki
    29.11.2021 - 4 hours ago

    The jojo fanbase when stone ocean

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  • casumarzuappreciator
    28.11.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Stone ocean is for bisexuals and theyre winning so hard rn <3

    #Literally everyone in stone ocean is a bicon #I love lesbian hermes but bi hermes is also so so good #Wait everyone except jotaro he doesnt get to be an icon of anything until he stops being a terrible father <3
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  • hermesserpent-stuff
    28.11.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Trying to come up with names for things is very hard. :( 

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  • peachpotions
    28.11.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Daughter of Hermes

    Harold of the Gods, Protector of Travelers and Thieves 
    #hermes#greek gods #daughter of hermes #child of hermes #aesthetic#moodboard#mood board#pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson#chb #camp half blood #demigod#oc#halfblood
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  • asunnydreamer
    28.11.2021 - 6 hours ago
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  • birkinkw
    28.11.2021 - 6 hours ago


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  • godsofhumanity
    28.11.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Loki: I'll never understand why your best friend is Apep.

    Chernobog: Oh yeah? Just listen.

    Apep, talking to Hermes: ... and that's why you don't have to bother with love. All you need is Status and Power, the rest is pointless. I repeat: with power, you can conquer e v e r y t h i n g.

    Chernobog, tearing up: I learn so much from him.

    #the tricksters #evil besties <3 #loki#apep#chernobog#hermes #egyptian x greek x norse x slavic #egyptian gods#egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #greek gods#greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect slavic gods #incorrect slavic mythology #slavic gods#slavic mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology #s: incorrect-hogwartsyay (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl
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  • trishphobia
    28.11.2021 - 6 hours ago


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  • casumarzuappreciator
    28.11.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Experts Warn this Polycule could Expand to Cover All of Florida by 2021

    a short Jolyne x Every jojos woman that wouldnt be weird for her to date fanfic UwU UwU UwU

    Jolyne is just the best and she deserves a hundred billion girlfriends so I”m giving her a hundred billion girlfriends.

    Jolyne was hanging out at home with her reasonable polycule of Hermes, Foo Fighters, and Anasui when she remembered Gwess existed.

    "Hey do you remember Gwess?" Jolyne asked her polycule.

    "No, who the fuck is that ill kill them," Anasui said.

    "Woah, hold your horses there, buddy," Foo Fighters said.

    Anasui doesn’t know how to apologize so he just shut up.

    "I’m gonna call Gwess i think," Jolyne said. So she ordered a Domino’s pizza and a liter of Dr.Pepper for Hermes.

    Twenty nine minutes later Gwess showed up, since she was working as Domino's now.

    "Oh sorry, Gwess, i forgot my wallet, is there some other way i can pay?" Jolyne asked, winking in an exaggerated fashion. Multiple times.

    "Anything for you Jolyne ;)" Gwess said. And then she was in the polycule.

    "Hmm, I think I could still do with a partner or two," Jolyne said. "This polycule can fit so many bad bitches in it."

    So the polycule went to find more bad bitches and ended up in Egypt. Mariah and Midler were doing lesbianisms together, which was fine.

    "Hey," Jolyne said, in her most sultry voice.

    "Hey," Midler and Mariah said. And then they joined the polycule. And then they got the fuck out of Egypt because it was hot and Anasui got a sunburn.

    They ended up in Morioh. Both part 4 and part 8 Morioh, on top of each other like a delicious sandwich. And Jolyne’s polycule was the filling. Jolyne and her partners walked into Cinderella’s and filled it past its maximum capacity for fire safety.

    "What are you doing here?" Aya huffed because shes got like asthma or something in the manga.

    "Looking for hot babes, and it looks like i came to the right place," Jolyne smirked.

    Shinobu, who was getting her nails done, blushed.

    "MILF ALERT!!!" the polycule shouted. And then they high fived each other. And then Aya and Shinobu joined the polycule.

    While the polycule shuffled out of Cinderella’s single file Jolyne tripped over Karera. And then the polycule just kind of dominoed over the two of them. It was very anime there were many kyaaas mostly from Anasui. Karera said she would join the polycule later but then she never showed up again. Or maybe she was there the whole time...in our hearts <3.

    Yasuho and Gappy were nearby having a romantic picnic. Jolyne walked right in the middle of them and swept Yasuho off her feet with her strong arms. Yasuho fell in love right then and there. Jolyne can and will steal your girl. As the polycule marched away Gappy cried and regretted that Kira and Josufumi skipped arm day every day and he inherited their noodle arms.

    Paisley Park led the polycule back in time to the wild west. Hot Pants was hanging out with Diego, Johnny, and Gyro and looked extremely done with them. Seeing another pink bitch Jolyne walked right up to Hot Pants and proposed.

    "What do you say?" Jolyne asked.

    "You look like you have more than two brain cells and don’t eat rocks. So yes," Hot Pants answered.

    "Wait hold on they can’t take over my job of being pink," Anasui complained.

    "Its okay, they’re taking over all of your jobs." Jolyne looked at Foo Fighters, Hermes, and Anausi. "They’re pink, nonbinary, they heal, and have masc swag."

    "What about us? Are you replacing us?" Anasui asked.

    "Dude just kiss each other that’s what everyone’s here for, duh." Jolyne rolled her eyes.

    "Speaking of. Can we break my other girlfriend out of prison?" Gwess asked.

    "Omg who’s ur girlfriend?" Jolyne asked.

    "Miraschon," Gwess said, smiling and blushing.

    "Oh that bitch," Hermes and Foo Fighters said in unison.

    "Let’s let bygones by bygones," Jolyne said.

    "She tried to steal my liver!" Hermes cried.

    "That just means you have a rly good liver. You should be proud," Gwess said. Jolyne nodded. Hermes had no idea how to respond to that so she just followed the rest of the polycule to stone ocean.

    Gwess and Miraschon reunited and they kissed. Everybody clapped. Except MiuMiu who showed up and did a slow sarcastic clap that threw off everyone else’s rhythm.

    "Well, well, well, if it isn’t Jolyne and her five billion girlfriends plus Anasui," MiuMiu said in a sinister voice.

    "MiuMiu," Jolyne said. "Do you want to join? Because we've got room still and now I’m dating a professional make up artist or whatever and i think you two should also kiss."


    "Come on MiuMiu. Lets kiss and make up."

    "No there can only be one girlboss running her girlempire."

    "MiuMiu I know you don't mean that, you're too gay."

    "Fuck, you're right. But I don’t want anyone else infringing on my girlboss aesthetic or twitter clout." And then MiuMiu joined the polycule and Jolyne officially had a hundred million billion girlfriends and Anasui.

    Together, they all lived happily ever after and dropped the rent down to 100 dollars per person.

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  • aristosachiart
    28.11.2021 - 7 hours ago

    This is funny, but in all seriousness I think I have Apollo Haircut related trauma. Please don't make me sick again, man 🙏

    Based on this from @ihibernateandsleep

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  • arniesmarmy
    28.11.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Anyway ya girl just saw Hadestown with @roukabi and you Bet you Know I'm gonna make a Big-Ass post about it.

    (Spoilers for the entire show under the cut btw)

    So first of all, it was good. Like, really fucking good. I haven't seen live theater since I saw The Lion King when I was 9, so this was just... *mwah*

    And the good news is that I'm so desensitized to everything that I only cried once! (During doubt comes in obvs but we'll get into that later.)

    Getting into the show now, my biggest fear going in was the cast. In case you couldn't tell already, I'm very, VERY attached to the OBC (specifically reeve and eva), so I was a little scared that I wouldn't like the show because I wouldn't like the cast.

    But, wouldn't you know, I was pleasantly surprised! The cast was absolutely Amazing. My favorite cast member was probably Levi Kreis as Hermes, who I was most surprised by. He had this sort of 1930's soap opera actor charm to him that I just LOVED. He kinda felt like an uncle figure to Orpheus rather than a father, but that was something I was perfectly fine with.

    Kevyn Morrow and Kimberly Marable as Hades and Persephone were Fantastic. Kimberly was wild and crazy and incredible and Kevyn really leaned into the sleazy aspect of Hades. (Which, as a certified Hades disliker, was something I appreciated. He was fun to hate.)

    Morgan Siobhan Green made a really great Eurydice. I've seen a lot of people criticizing her for being "aggressive", but uh.... That's... a part of her character? She's supposed to be that way, and I think Morgan handled it really well.

    And then there's Nicholas Barasch as Orpheus. Out of all the cast members in the show, I think I was the most terrified to see him perform. Reeve Carney is my favorite artist of all time, so hearing somebody take over the role that I thought nobody could play but him scared me. Granted, I had these thoughts about Eurydice too, but women can do anything so why be scared. But Nicholas was really really good! His falsetto felt natural, and his movements really helped make the character his own.

    So now that the cast is out of the way, I'm gonna go through some parts of the show that really stood out to me.

    Levi says "Alright" instead of "A'ight", which isn't that big of a deal but it was to me.

    I may or may not have been the only person who clapped when Eurydice was introduced, but in my defense I didn't know I wasn't supposed to clap.

    Levi also does these really cool riffs during Road to Hell that I loved. I'm really used to the OBCR, but I'm glad that they changed some parts up a bit.

    Orpheus does a big ol' wave when he gets introduced.

    So when Eurydice gets introduced, she and Orpheus just kinda stand there and look at each other for the rest of the song, which I thought was kinda weird.

    I thankfully could see the candle being lit and blown out during Any Way the Wind Blows, even from my spot in the back of the balcony. Cool imagery man.

    Orpheus makes Eurydice a cute lil' napkin flower and gives it to her during Come Home With Me.

    Wedding Song has a lot of great moments. The chorus seems to be judging Orpheus along with Eurydice, which was hilarious. When she brings up the wedding bands she and another chorus member do a lil' finger wiggle at him.

    And at "you wanna take me home?" Eurydice moves her coat away from her hips and does a little sway which I thought was hilarious.

    Orpheus walks on a row of tables during the initial "la's."

    The flower just appears out of nowhere??? I'd like to know where you got it sir.

    During Epic I Persephone seems to be really into the story Orpheus is telling, pointing stuff out to Hades like "Hey man remember when you did that? What happened to you?"

    Before Persephone arrives on the surface she moves to give Hades a kiss on the cheek, but he pushes her off and turns away.

    Also I think a great opportunity was missed by having a chorus member catch the bouquet Persephone throws instead of Eurydice.

    During the All I've Ever Known Intro Persephone just randomly touches Orpheus and Eurydice as Hermes talks about them which I thought was weird??? Like okay but why???

    The weird handstand-thing Eurydice did during the AIEK instrumental was left out, which is understandable but I miss it.

    Orpheus and Eurydice are still full-out making out when Way Down Hadestown starts.

    Eventually the move to the side of the stage where Eurydice sits on Orpheus' lap for a couple verses.

    And then they just lay down on center stage for another verse before getting up and dancing.

    Sadly Eurydice does not twirl Orpheus.

    Hades' "I missed ya" is said with a lot more "duh" to it. It's like "Well obviously why did you think I came up here?"

    So I knew that Orpheus would move in front of Eurydice after "Kinda makes you wonder how it feels" but what I WASN'T expecting was a whole-ass LEAP in front of her. Hilarious.

    In A Gathering Storm when Eurydice says "We need food! We need firewood!" She gets really panicked, which I really liked.

    And then before she leaves she touches Orpheus on the shoulder.

    Nicholas started Epic II by going "King of sh-ilver". Perfect save.

    Orpheus is on stage the entire time from Hey, Little Songbird to Gone, I'm Gone. That really broke me knowing that he was there. He could've helped.

    When Kevyn started Hey, Little Songbird I think somebody went "OH." Fair reaction, since he went really low on that first note.

    Also he puts on his shades before the song started like he was blinded by being on the surface.

    I think Hermes may have gotten paid for Eurydice dying. Maybe. I don't know.

    Orpheus collapses to his knees when he hears about Eurydice dying.

    Wait For Me was so COOL. They had the lanterns and the stage SPLIT OPEN and the ENDING. OH WOWWWW. My jaw was on the FLOOR.

    In addition to the workers and Hades singing Why We Build the Wall, Persephone is there too? Everyone seems to be in a trance, which was... unsettling.

    And they sing the last "free" really quietly.

    Hades unbottons his coat and makes a big show of untying his tie before going behind the door with Eurydice, which made me sick to my stomach. My first reaction when intermission started was "Yuck."

    The crew came out and adjusted everything as the curtains were still open. The guitarist and bassist came out a little bit before Act II started probably to tune.

    I saw a post earlier this week about the implied affair between Hermes and Persephone, and my two cents is that it was really implied in this version. They walk in together and the kiss on the cheek is REALLY drawn out. Persephone also gives him a bouquet and a flask that was in her dress so... take that as you will.

    Also when she says "Step into my office" she makes a really suggestive gesture towards the door upstairs and I just...

    Anyway what I thought was REALLY weird is that the chorus isn't on stage during Our Lady? It's just Persephone, Hermes, and the band. Persephone makes references to the audience though.

    I clapped really loudly for the invisible percussionist bc he deserves it. (And also for the guitarist bc I'm biased.)

    Persephone sits on the sidelines during Way Down II, kinda drinking away her sorrows.

    The staging for Flowers was super interesting. Eurydice is kneeling in the middle, and the workers are lying down behind her. Hermes and Persephone are on the sides of the stage, looking upset. I thought that was just interesting to note.

    Come Home With Me II made me tear up. Did I go "aww" out loud during this song? Yes, but I also did during every other song so that's not a problem.

    Orpheus takes five seconds before saying "Come home with me."

    Eurydice asks "you heard?" And Orpheus goes "No!" really enthusiastically.

    Orpheus says "no I walked a long way" very much out of breath which was hilarious.

    In Papers, Hades goes "Oh? You didn't know?" In a very taunting manner.

    Strobe lights were used during the instrumental.

    Nothing Changes was weirdly fast? I thought it was an accident but they were so in-sync that it couldn't have been one.

    When Orpheus sings "and the girl I love is gone" Eurydice, who's standing next to him, gets really shocked and walks away.

    When Orpheus tries to walk away, he hobbles away since he's been injured but five seconds later he's jumping around like he's perfectly fine.

    The last few lines of the song are directed to Persephone, who's also there. I thought that was a neat touch.

    As Orpheus and the workers leave the stage I saw Eurydice reach up and try to comfort Orpheus which aaaaa my heartttt

    How Long actually kept my attention for once. This is the first time we see the red side of Hades' shirt, which might be symbollic???

    I'm pretty sure that they amplified Hades' mic during "I CONDUCT THE ELECTRIC CITY." Not complaining at all, just thought it was funny.

    So remember those drums at the beginning of NYTW Epic III? Well they brought them BACK. It's for a short interlude where the Fates bring Orpheus his guitar. (bc they took it from him earlier) I personally believe that this moment would've been better with silence, but it was a nice little "Hey I know that" kinda moment.

    Orpheus starts Epic III really nervous, but steadily gets more confident as the song goes on.

    When Hades sings the melody, Persephone gets so excited and even though I'm not a huge Hades fan I smiled like a little kid in that moment.

    The Dance is super cute.

    In Promises, the line "I don't know where this road will end..." is when Eurydice turns to the workers??? She like shakes their hands and touches them and it's cute and all but isn't this an Orphydice song????

    But when Orpheus kneels down on "do you let me walk with you?" All the workers freak out like Eurydice's being proposed to.

    There's a super long pause in between "And this is how he answered him" and "I don't know" in Word to the Wise. Super tense. Loved it.

    During the instrumental in His Kiss the Riot, Hades runs back in forth between The Fates, who push him away, and Orpheus, Eurydice, and Persephone, who step back in fear. (Orphydice are clinging to each other btw)

    Wait For Me Reprise was really good. Morgan slayed the ending. I would say more about it but I was kinda busy going "Oh fuck oh god he turns around in the next song" to notice anything else.

    Yeah Doubt Comes In was super traumatic. However, I did like that we couldn't see Eurydice until when she started singing.

    And then he turned and my fight or flight activated and I was sobbing so hard during the "it's you/it's me" that I didn't notice what was happening.

    But then Road to Hell II started and I was fine.

    At the end of the show Orpheus runs in and he and Eurydice just stare at each other until the end.

    Obvs we gave them a standing ovation and we stood the entire time during We Raise Our Cups.

    So yeah that's it. My only complaint was that I was sitting too far away lol. I would've also liked to see more Orphydice moments, but I would've asked for that no matter how many I got.

    And here are some pictures that I took!

    [Images I.D. - 7 pictures. Going from top to bottom, left to right:

    Picture 1 is of the ceiling of the Fisher Theater, where I saw the show. It is a very intricate pattern with lanterns hanging from it.

    Picture 2 is of the stage, which is poorly shot since I was far away and my camera is shit. A stack of tables and chairs is center stage, and three platforms surround it. The platform on the left contains seats for the trombone, cellist, and violinist, as well as stairs leading to a door. The middle platform has an "elevator", and stairs that lead to a balcony with another table and door. The right platform has seats for the bassist and guitarist, as well as a piano for the pianist. A door leads out.

    Picture 3 is a poster that was outside the theater. It has the Hadestown logo (a red carnation clutched in someone's hand against a dirty brown background) and the words "Winner! 8 Tony Awards! Best Musical" in all caps.

    Picture 4 is the necklace that I bought after the show. It is a golden carnation, similar to the one on the logo. It's lying on the palm of my hand.

    Picture 5 is of the program. It contains the Hadestown logo.

    Picture 6 is the cast page of the program.

    Picture 7 is of the tote bag my mom bought for me. It contains the Hadestown logo.

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    #yeah super fun time #sorry if this isnt explained well i wrote this halfway on my way home from the theater #also hand reveal ooo #hadestown#hadestown tour#orpheus#eurydice#hades#persephone#hermes #arnie has a thought #multiple really lol
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  • achtung-special
    28.11.2021 - 8 hours ago


    (This version of Shizuka is from Achtung Special)

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  • hermesserpent-stuff
    28.11.2021 - 9 hours ago

    One thing that lowkey bothers me in Sonic X is that Tails creates a fake chaos emerald, its super similar to the real thing and it is never spoken of again while their on earth. Like, that could have been useful? also! Huge break through that is just glossed over. poor Tails. 

    #sonic x#hermes speaks#random thoughts #tails the fox #miles tails prower
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  • everendb
    28.11.2021 - 9 hours ago
    #my fav screenshot from the op #stone ocean#ermes costello#hermes costello#foo fighters#emporio alnino#narciso anasui#narciso anastasia #LMFAO ANASTASIA SHUT TF UP #weather report #spoilers next tag #wes bluemarine #STONE OCEAN ANIME #JOJO STONE OCEAN #JOJO PART 6 #JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE #JJBA #IM TAGGING SM BC I AM FREAKING OUT I CANT BREATHE DUDE OMG #stone ocean op #I SERIOUSLY CANT BELIEVE THIS
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