guia de supervivencia para el apocalipsis
ok aqui van unos tips.
1-lleva un desintegrador de partículas puedes conseguir uno en la universidad sueca de treblinka.
2- recuerda traer tu ametralladora molotov 45, recuerda que podéis hacer una en casa usando un trapo húmedo y una nuez de cacao.
3-lleva siempre contigo tu panzerfaust. sino saben que es
eso ve a tu dollar city mas cercano y ahi lo obtendras.
4- un libro de chistes, se que suena absurdo pero si estas sobreviviendo haslo con humor
bueno eso era todo.
sobra decir que esto es humor y que nada de esto se debe tomar encuenta excepto …. el libro de chistes :v
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Just found this gem on Marketplace. How dirty does it have to be for the motherboard to hit 115°?
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- Not me letting my brain take over my thoughts and overthink to that time when my mom said that a member of her family (who I don NOT know) died and I said “nOicE” under my breath...
- this was a few weeks ago T-T
0- Does anyone else’s parents yell/lecture them about something and then goes to reason it with things that doesn’t even ducking make sense? (Yes, ducking that right.) like okay mom I’m sorry I’m an ‘arrogant’ person and treated my friend impolitely when they came over to drop of my birthday card. It’s not my fault that I’m socially awkward... and what does DUCKING TIK TOK HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?! Like
- *female dog* wot-?
- [insert quote from Clueless]: Ugh as if...
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The Borowitz Report: In a leaked speech, Donald Trump claims that he won the 2024 election in a landslide and “everybody knows it.” https://t.co/DLJr5DjaGt
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker)
February 26, 20210
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Advice day 6202
Every hour on the hour they drew blood, did you know?
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