might pull a bioware and retcon my own lore
mayhaps i should not have taken this harry potter course if i was going to procrastinate reading the books so much
did group work with some other students from my BSN today almost k*lled myself honestly now its white monster time
eyyyyy mp100 fandoms where ya at season 3 got dropped fr fr
a woman needs to go out sometimes and spend some quality time in the woods
someone made an Everything Jim Steinman playlist on spotify and included jonathan young's metal cover of in the dark of the night from Anastasia movie
I mean youre not Wrong....
Congrats to the MP100 Twitter intern for figuring out how to count to 100!
Last night I was remembering that infamous viral “speak French between my legs” post and thinking how honestly it’s interesting the way some people view languages like French or Italian to be inherently sexy even though they have words for unsexy things just like any other language
Anyway though if someone asked me to speak French to them in a sexual context I would just obligingly start rattling off every weird, oversimplistic secondary school compound sentence I could think of. You know those ones that are designed to teach kids about sentence structure rather than make sense or be applicable? Yeah those, it would be great fun. “Monsieur veterinaire, ma chat ne dort pas. Je pense que ton petit ami est affreux parce qu’il aime le golf. Bonne annee grand-mere. Ou est le plume de ma taaaaaaaaaaante.”
what the fuck is going on at bratz & winx club's hqs dhjdjfkd like the bratz jennifer's body post and the winx "is valtor the hottest winx villain" ????
i’ll be forever mad at that post with a lot of notes thats like “haha sufjan is in his flop era. he made 4 bad albums in one year what happened lolol” um his father died? and before that he wrote a lot of happier songs and now he’s posting about his garden on tumblr i for one am happy he’s doing well. you want him to be like mitski and only write sad songs about his pain forever?
I noticed that, for example, if you look up for #ryokira here, my blog appears and to be 100% honest I don't know how to feel about that since the idea of this account being recommended scares me (weird) but I understand how that works so it's like "uh". HOWEVER of course here we love ryokira I mean haven't you seen the icon, haven't you seen the tags— that's it. We support them + are happy for them.
Day 2 of the two week shred complete. I am absolutely drenched in sweat my god. Also I stared at my ass the entire time in the mirror whilst checking my form. Glorious. It’s about to be so peachy 🍑
Aubrie, Sam, and George, all making a friend. 🥺-