Favorite Moments: The Switch Ep. 3 Part 1 & 2
Favorite Moments: The Switch Ep. 3 Part 1 & 2
I'm trying to come up with sick burns to describe just how badly an official agency has been informing me:
"I'm about as well-informed about this case as the Dutch parliament was about the daycare subsidy scandal"
"[name] has convenient memory loss when asked to send me information"
"neither spelling out my email address over the phone nor texting it in its entirety or asking others involved to remind her to send me the summary is sufficiently motivating to get her to log in to her email, type in the 29 characters making up my email address in her email client, attach a document and press the send button"
"[name] seems to have a nasty case of [my name]-specific emailphobia"
"Zembla investigates: [name]'s inability to send an email to the right address"
"If I had a dime for every time [name] failed to send me an email after promising she would, I would have two dimes which isn't much, but it's still weird it happened twice."
Favorite Moments: The Switch Ep. 2
Favorite Moments: The Switch Ep. 1 (Part Two)
Favorite Moments: The Switch Ep. 1 (Part One)
Thank you Mahindra for this wholesome journey! 🤍❤️💙
Oh my god the Switch is literally the best motorsport content and they included Alexander Sims dancing on to the podium at the end!
I don't feel ready 🥺😭
Simsi is on a roll😂
Poor Alex, we're all shipping them
Not sure I was ready for today’s episode of the switch
Karen Karenton for @livingdeadgal128's Black Widow Challenge
Karen would like to speak to your manager.
Karen is a woman who knows what she wants, when she wants it, and she will get it by whatever means necessary. Her real name is not, in fact, Karen, but she felt such a kinship with the meme she decided to make it her own, and had her name legally changed.
She grew up in a household with a single mother who strove to impart her vast knowledge upon her only daughter, and Karen absorbed it like a sponge. They weren’t well off, and her mother had to scrounge for every penny she made, and coupons were her best friends. Who ever heard of an expired coupon or a sale with an end date? Not Karen’s mother, and certainly not Karen herself!
Not caring one bit about the opinions or feelings of others, Karen has been accused of being a bit psychopathic. Not that she cares. Her favorite thing is money and getting her way. She will say anything, do anything, and step on anyone to get her way. You want to donate money to a charity? Well, it just so happens that Karen just started one! Did she mention her new start-up company that needs money? Oh dear, her coupon has expired but she only just got it in the mail today, someone needs to make this right, and if they don’t, well she just so happens to work as a critic for a well established blog, and it would just be too bad if a scathing article were to appear on said blog overnight...
Most of her money has been made by scrounging every penny and manipulating suckers- I mean, poor witless victims into donating to her many, many causes. Not to mention all of the times she’s managed to bully some overworked, stressed out customer service worker into giving her some kind of discount, just because of some master bullshitting on her part. (”My package never arrived. I demand a replacement.” “Are you kidding me, the second package never arrived either, I demand a refund for both AND a promotional credit on my account for this inconvenience!”)
And well, to Karen, nothing beats some good old fashioned schadenfreude.
Oh goodness, I didn’t mean to write that much, but I wanted to get her personality across lmao. I actually made her months before I even became a simblr when I thought it’d be funny to make a Karen meme sim, and when I saw your Black Widow challenge I thought she’d be perfect. I included the few cc items she’s wearing in the download, but PLEASE feel free to give her a makeover! I purposefully didn’t do too much to her so you can do whatever you please, I’d love to see her in some alpha cc honestly (as long as the Karen-essence is still there). 😊
yes go on mahindra, make me even more bisexual <3
Mahindra know what we want <3
code vein sims 4 sumary:
1. Louis had to deliver a baby at the hospital but the mom left without her kid. like she just. got up and walked away. and Lou was stuck taking care of it the entire day between working with other patients
2. Jack kept asking when Elizabeth's baby was due despite her not being pregnant, so she took him outside and kicked him and doesnt want to talk to him for a while
3. Aurora and Karen finally started dating and Aurora made macaroni in Florence's magic cauldron in the basement to celebrate, as one does
Sierra: pink hair? I’m offended! if I saw you innocently working at a retail establishment I would complain to the manager!