bill nighy as mr woodhouse is Inspired

I'm not really one to go out looking for or asking shit sex, but I have come across a guy who seems to thoroughly enjoy sex a lot and more so enjoys it with me. And that's great! I never thought I was someone who liked sex, let alone may actually want it.

Sex with this guy is great. I actually enjoy it a lot, and want it when I can get it. But he sort of woke me up at around 2 this morning, turned me on, which then led to actual sex. And it was great! But it seems to have taken a whole lot of energy out of me because it's now 3pm and I am struggling to get through the rest of work

guys... i should probably go to bed but i can’t stop thinking about the probie from the jinx episode  *sigh*

Hey besties! as some of you may know a little (not so little) show called macgyver got cancelled :( I know y’all can appreciate a good slowburn and that’s EXACTLY WHAT THEY GAVE US EXCEPT they got cancelled right before they were finally going to give us endgame. Life’s worst cruelty really ✋🏼 whether you watch the show or not it would mean the world to us if you could sign this petition to help us get it back. We’re already at 18k but we still have about 18k more to go if we want to have a chance!! Have a great day lovelies and at the very least admire our slowburn ship 😌❤️

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

Harry (Billy Crystal), from When Harry Met Sally

The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard but must be felt with the heart.”– Helen Keller

“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”– Sam Keen

“Love is, in fact, an intensification of life, a completeness, a fullness, a wholeness of life.”– Thomas Merton

“The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. Sometimes love blinds us, other times it lets us see.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes

"I wish that I was there, or you were here, or we were together anywhere."

“It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.” – Thomas Mann

"Distance is temporary, but our love is permanent."

"I don't think I make it too obvious that I want to kiss you by staring at your lips all the time, do I?"

keenler in 1x20 + 8x2

“Mako Tanida” Season 1 

i dont have my type0 blog on mobile but i actually did story in dissidia mobile for once & rem&king talking about how they k*ll monsters there....vs soldiers in their world....immmmmm

Do I care I’m about to gif Tom in the cowboy/jolene scene in Mako Tanida? 

Also Me: Tis what it is. 

elizabeth keen: i'll be the last one standing

“History, anthropology, and archaeology are three distinct but closely related bodies of knowledge that tell man of his present by virtue of his past. Historians can tell what cultures thrived in different regions and when they disintegrated. Anthropologists can describe a people’s physical character, culture, and environmental and social relations. Archaeologists, on the other hand, provide proof of authenticity of a certain artifact or debunk historical or anthropological findings.

Archaeology has undoubtedly enriched mankind’s history like no other science. There is a greater part of man’s unwritten past that archaeology has managed to unravel.”

- Beta Analytic

About to swing a bat at a hornets nest because of an ask I just got and say this: the Spaniards living in Spain aren't the colonisers... white Americans are. Y'all are the offspring of those who went over there, we're the ones who stayed put. My family were farmers who literally lived in a cave-made-house and couldn't afford public schooling until it was compulsory and the living conditions became better, just a few generations ago (not long ago at all) and the offspring of Jews who had to convert to Christianity to avoid religious and ethnic prosecution. My family has never owned land or titles and has never had anything to do with America, nor was it ever close to a city with a port until two generations ago :P y'all can be a little illiterate sometimes

broadway here i come!

Gallory + Touch

mallory doesn’t like being touched

she only associates it with fighting and later with dying

even with valhalla she despises it 

one time halfborn just patted her hand and she chopped his off as a reflex

and then apologised later

gunilla is the opposite

she loves being touched

hugs everyone from einherjar, to valkyries, to the other thanes

even thor that one time he met her

so when they start dating its a bit awkward

gunilla never touches mallory so much

she knows about the thing already

so what happens is her hand just ends up hovering over mallory’s back 

or they’ll be sitting down and gunilla’s hands will just be a few centimetres above mallory’s on the table

and when they get to that, that’s how they say ‘i love you’ 

it works since neither of them are the most verbal

and they like having a little something for themselves that no one knows about

so like mallory keen is like merida?