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  • juicyd00bles
    17.10.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    I’m so bored but it’s raining and there’s nothing to do here anyway lol

    #me#selfie#face #please give me validation lmao send those sweet sweet likes
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  • ruinsache
    17.10.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    thinkin about mains? :0

    #;ooc #i just never know who'd be interested tbh lmao #but hello im home from work !
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  • godfate
    17.10.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    sometimes i think about the last long meta i wrote and it reminds me why i don’t write them

    #&  ⋄   𝐦𝐮𝐧    ⊳  . . . outofchara.  ⋄ #LMAO #listen everyone hated the character for some fucking reason
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  • behbuh
    17.10.2021 - 3 minutes ago
    #i mean i know she has that purity one and the one on her wrist #obvi it seems she has those other 2 new(?) ones but its not really a big deal to me #i have 27 lmao so its normal
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  • ugduckling
    17.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    writing 10 para long posts about how what the actor who played for 15 years said about his character is actually completely wrong and out of character and that all the actors are awful except for the 1 guy who has spent the entire time on there blatantly queerbating and hyping you up cause hes literally a fame whore... like bestie did we even watch the same show or did you just watch the scenes when the 2 of them were in the same room and nothing else

    #like there is such a divide between how the show is and how they pretend it is lmao
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  • baccan0pe
    17.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago

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    #LMAO my aunt telling my mom we talk more often than my mom and i do........ #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT #its not true though LMFAO
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  • imposterogers
    17.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    I love that the eternals reasoning for not interfering w human affairs (war, the chituari invasion, thanos) was essentially bc mom* told them not to. and by mom I mean the celestial being w six eyes.

    #just saw the trailer in theaters! I went to watch Halloween kills #had a horrible time actually! that movie fucked me up lmao! #wish I had convinced my friend to see venom instead! #the eternals#mcu
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  • staravya
    17.10.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    watching the most recent detective conan episode for shits and giggles

    what. is this intro?? what is that. where did that keychain come from and why is it looking at me.

    #also the INTENSE focus on the shinran romance makes me feel like ive missed a few developmental steps in their relationship lmAO #starli speaks #why is it framed like a tragic romance and not a detective mystery of Catch Those Bad Guys
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  • bloodpenned
    17.10.2021 - 5 minutes ago
    #im making MYSELF feel bad rn because i do not always take on robins loan lmao #robin the orphan #sydney the faithful
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  • dharmanatural
    17.10.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    Gaslighting is terrible, i would actually feel sorry if i wasn't a sadist who has had enough of complete braindeadness, sad to be a sucker

    #luke i even think the b* d*** thing has some validity #but like its just how are you not getting what happened on screen and how are you faking out on others who watched the actual show #and like there are points but then have this awareness of why people can't bend canon for you #just the severity of it all is stupid #it is #i get it #but it is #now saying the confession was platonic is lmao straight up gaslighting #lol#hilarious#oc#dest*el wank
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  • yennas
    17.10.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    no place for lovers - ch 9 (breathe)

    rating: whole fic is E, this chapter is T pairing: celia shepard/thane krios language: english words: 1597
    [read on ao3 here!]

    uhhhh idk what’s going on here but i’m determined to finish this so here we are again. for the sake of the plot (what little plot there is lmao) i’m switching around some of the prompts instead of going strictly in order, so this is actually a fill for prompt 30, ‘breathe.’ tbh i do feel it’s cut off a bit awkwardly but i was originally intending this to have shorter chapters and this was the best place to cut it in half or else it would have been just. ridiculously long lmao

    When they meet up with the Migrant Fleet, the day after Thane reboards the Normandy, Tali looks more than a little surprised to see him. “Garrus told me about what happened on the Citadel,” she says when she comes up to Celia’s cabin after their meeting with the Admiralty Board, and he wonders when they’ve found the time to be corresponding when their responsibilities on their respective ships keep them so busy—though, then again, he and Celia had been doing the same thing. “When we talked, he didn’t know if you were going to make it. I’m glad you’re here now.”

    The sentiment is mutual, and he makes sure to tell her so. It had been reassuring to know, while he was still in Huerta waiting to undergo the transplant, that the Normandy was populated with people who are loyal to Celia, people she knows and trusts. It’s especially true when he hears the news that in only a few hours, they’ll be boarding a geth dreadnought, trying to disable the Reaper control signal it’s broadcasting. The thought alone is enough to make him wish he were recovered enough to accompany her; though he’s been able to handle their usual training, the geth won’t slow down or take it easy on him if they realize he is lagging. She’ll have Garrus and Tali with her, though, and that’s the best he can hope for, given the circumstances. He trusts them to watch her back, as he knows she’ll do for them.

    One look at the docking tube she’ll have to cross in order to board the dreadnought, though, is almost enough to change his mind.

    “Are you sure you’ll be alright?” he asks, cradling the side of her face in one hand. They’re back in the cockpit, a little off to the side so they’re not visible from the hallway—one of the only places besides her cabin where they can even pretend they have privacy, since Joker is too loyal to Celia to say anything, not when her fear of losing him is still fresh in her mind. “You don’t want to have one of the others do this?”

    She smiles, mirrors his gesture with the hand not holding her helmet. “I’ll be fine. You worry too much.”

    They both laugh a little at the words. There isn’t enough worry in the galaxy to encompass the both of them, to cover the danger they constantly place themselves in. “Besides,” she continues, “now that I know I have you waiting for me…” Her forehead furrows, and he reaches up to trace his thumb between her brows, smoothing out the lines. “It makes it easier.”

    There’s a lightness in the way she says it, but she’s tense under his hands, her voice softer than usual, and not just for fear of being overheard. She would keep him on the ship forever if she could, he knows, away from any danger, and he would do the same. It’s an unrealistic daydream, but perhaps one day, after the Reapers are destroyed—he can’t allow himself to think of any other outcome—they can seclude themselves somewhere for months, away from the things that threaten them. How he wants that to be a possibility. “They’re waiting for you in the airlock,” he says instead, kissing her gently. She’s frowning when he pulls back, but nods. “I love you.”

    That gets a grin out of her, albeit a small one, and she responds in kind as she leaves the cockpit. Thane doesn’t follow; he intends to stay, where he’ll be able to hear Celia’s comm—and respond, if he needs to. “You two are disgusting,” Joker says without looking over at him. “In a nice way, but still.”

    He smiles, steps over to the copilot’s chair and sits down in it. EDI’s newly-acquired body, which Thane has only seen once, is down in the AI core; Celia had mentioned in passing that she always did that when there was a mission she wasn’t on, to have fuller control of the ship if need be. There are very few people he trusts unconditionally when it comes to Celia. Joker is one of them. “How has she been?” he asks; he doesn’t mean lately, in the few days that he’s seen her, and Joker seems to understand.

    “Bad. First Tuchanka, and then the Citadel—she took off for Omega without even telling any of us. I talked to her once, after they took back the station. Sounded like she hadn’t slept the whole time.” He shakes his head. “I don’t know if you realize just how much better she’s gotten now that you’re here.”

    Thane’s about to ask, to insist that Joker tell him exactly what that means, but there’s a burst of static and the comm crackles to life, transmitting ever bit of Celia’s heavy breathing to them. She’s out on the loose docking tube, then, and in between comments from Joker and Tali he grips the arm of the chair tight; the other hand loose. An unbroken habit, in case he would need to reach for a weapon, but there’s nothing he can do to help her now. The door opens behind them and he starts, but it’s only Kaidan and Cristopher, who don’t leave even though Joker glares at them. “We don’t have anywhere else to be,” Cristopher says, staring him down, and for a moment, despite the fact that they couldn’t be more different, Thane can tell he’s Celia’s brother.

    Joker’s in the middle of opening his mouth to retort when it comes through: a yell over the comm so loud that it’s almost consumed by the static it creates. He starts calling for her over the comm and Thane is out of the chair before he’s even conscious of the movement, following the others to the open port observation window. His stomach drops—Celia’s heavy, panicked breathing still fills the room, and the docking tube has come unmoored from the dreadnought, drifting away.

    He knows he shouldn’t panic. If she were in serious danger, they’d know by now. It wouldn’t be easy to get her out of the loose docking tube, but they could do it; she’d had magboots on, so it’s unlikely she’s come loose, and besides, though she’s breathing heavily, there’s no indication that any of her equipment has been damaged. But there’s a hint of voice in those breaths, the barest edge of panic that he wishes he weren’t so familiar with. He’s woken her from too many nightmares about this exact scenario. Cris and Kaidan are still staring helplessly at the unmoored docking tube, but he turns back towards where Joker is sitting, motions for him to pause in his frantic repetitions of her name. He stares incredulously, but leans back so Thane can get closer to the microphone.

    “Siha.” He pitches his voice low in an attempt at privacy, even though he already has to speak louder than he’d like for the comm to pick him up at all. For a moment nothing changes, his own anxiety rising at a steady clip as nothing but white noise comes through, and then, when almost a full minute has passed—

    “Yeah. Yeah, I’m here.” Her voice shakes in between gasping breaths, and he imagines her out there, clinging to whatever bit of the docking tube she can, teeth digging into her lip under her helmet. “I’m on the ship.”

    All of the tension leaches out of the room at once; even his own posture relaxes the smallest fraction. She’s not out of danger, but at the very least she isn’t floating untethered in the middle of a firefight, either.

    “Did you—the others, they can’t get in this way. The docking tube—”

    “I know,” he says. “I know.” He can feel every set of eyes in the room on him but all of his focus is on her, on how she’s trying to regulate her breathing and ultimately failing. It breaks him to hear her like this; she hasn’t been so upset—around him, at least—since the Alpha Relay. He’s uncomfortably aware of their audience, both here and over the comm, and she must be, too, but it doesn’t stop him from guiding her, quietly, through one of the exercises he’d taught her when their sparring sessions had turned into something quieter. In, out, in. Breathe, Siha. He keeps at it until she exhales the last of the panic in a rush, thanks him equally quietly and turns her attention to Garrus and Tali, trying to plot an alternate entrance into the dreadnought. Thane collapses back into the copilot’s seat, the bridge of his nose pinched between his fingers as he listens to the four of them; meanwhile, Joker navigates the ship to the new point of entry, lets Garrus and Tali off.

    When Thane looks up a minute later, everyone is staring at him.

    He doesn’t say anything, only meets each of their stares, wondering if they’ll look away. Cristopher does, for a second, and then locks eyes with him again. Thane doesn’t know much about Celia’s family—he’s met them as many times as she has—but he’s gotten the impression that of all of them, Cristopher is the most inclined to avoid conflict, though to Thane the stares read more as confusion. Kaidan, at least, is confused. Joker is already turning back to the ship’s controls.

    “I gotta admit, Krios,” he says after he hits the button that will temporarily pause the comm output from the cockpit. “That was impressive.”

    #bel.txt #off q #oc: cecelia shepard #wip: no place for lovers #x: where the river meets the sea #yes i know the event is over no i will not stop posting #i am. not very confident abt this one tho lads #i can barely form a coherent thought right now because i'm so stressed #but i kind of just got sick of looking at it so here it is sldkfjsdlkfj #the next one will probably be spicy so at least i have that to look forward to lmao
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  • sharkgill
    17.10.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    sonic the hedgehog

    #bought idw 44 for the cover #lmao #have no idea what went on in issue 1-43 but 🤪 #have to see my kids...
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  • stripzabdiel
    17.10.2021 - 7 minutes ago
    #ask#anon #been drinking since i was 14 lmao
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  • culhund
    17.10.2021 - 8 minutes ago

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    #alter does smoke. but his preference is cigars that are high quality and have a mild sweet smell to them. #if ur muse seems like they could use one he’d share lmao.
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  • omegalomania
    17.10.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    suitehearts doodles i never uploaded here for some reason. all very donnie centric.....again for some reason

    #*mine#*art#america's suitehearts#suitehearts #some of these are literally months old lmao #donnie trying to play emotional caretaker to 3 guys who have an entire dsm's worth of personality disorders between them #and while also himself not entirely doing so good!! #suitehearts was such a good anime you guys
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  • reizor
    17.10.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    featuring   𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍   𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 ,  𝐂𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐀𝐑   𝐙𝐄𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐈   &&   𝐉𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎   𝐊𝐔𝐉𝐎.   from   jojo’s   bizarre   adventure.  

    #SP. #jjba rp #jojo's bizarre adventure rp #ok i kinda like the colours in this one LMAO #i hope it reaches #i wanna show my feathered bubble boy some love. #self promo
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  • spookydruid
    17.10.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    GOTHAM KNIGHTS HAS ME QUAKING AAAA

    #space junk.txt #court of owls !!!!! #i wanna make a dc oc suddenly lmao
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  • josephslittledeputy
    17.10.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    took a little break from writing today to play far cry 3 and honestly, really loving it so far?

    #uh oh besties im thinking of puttin willa into this universe 🤡 #also im trying to get to the prompts!! i hope it doesnt bother anyone who sent them in that im taking forever lmfao writing be hard :/ but #i really appreciate yall sending them in!! #sorry im an anxious bean lmao #tbd #me to me: im sure they dont mind and understand #also me to me: they probably are annoying im taking forever i dont want them to think im ignoring them #opiejgpewoirjgwe #anxiety brain be lit 🙈💅🏻✨💖👏🏻
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  • mintcrows
    17.10.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    ok im kinda tired, stop using my asks as a weird infodump or way to say dumb shit idk anymore whats going on. i want anon on in case someone wants to say something nice or inform me of an error i made or stuff like that but theyre too shy to say it in their accounts. like idk if last ask was a bait or if people are really that dumb but i dont want stuff like that anymore

    #also i still have an anon about a headcanon #and i read it and i know its there #but i dont have the strenght to think about headcanons right now #so anon that asked that: i appreciate that ask but i dont know what to say lmao
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  • fxllingout
    17.10.2021 - 12 minutes ago

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    #oh god i can imagine like. his ears or neck turning red lmao #punz brain rot anon
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