#LOL Tumblr posts

The way the tables are arranged in the restaurant I work at. Source: CrappyDesign

Happy Mer-May!!

Other guys be afraid to moan during sex but I be in my girls ear like: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TWITCH PRIME WHERE YOU GET A FREE SUB EVERY SINGLE MONTH IF YOU HAVE AMAZON PRIME ???? ITS COMPLETELY FREE AND IT REFRESHES EVERY MONTH

It's all in the details (oc)

viola twelth night gender

When she got angry at him, many said her cheeks matched her hair, but James didn't agree. No, her hair was red, and so were her cheeks, but her hair was the color of the leaves in autumn and her cheeks the shade of the fire in the common room as it died. Her hair waved like trees in a storm and when he snapped at her it felt the same as when Sirius took him out drinking once and he downed six shots in quick succession. When she yelled back it felt as if he had swallowed a coal from the fire her cheeks matched so well. He opened his mouth to reply with more hurtful words, aimed straight at the things she was most self conscious about, but her eyes stopped him. 

If her hair matched the leaves in autumn, her eyes matched the leaves in summer, and they were the first thing he had ever noticed about her. Suddenly reminded of how much this girl was worth, he snapped his mouth shut and turned on his heel to walk away. 

James was a fool in love, and hearing her laugh peal out at something Marlene said hurt, if only because he hadn't caused it. If only because they weren't speaking after the fight yesterday and he was afraid he'd never cause it again. It was an angry kind of hurt, like he would do anything, attack anyone, to keep her safe, if only to make her laugh again. It was a hurt that made him tense his knuckles and prepare for the fight he knew was coming, as he did indeed read the newspaper thank you very much Remus. 

He was sitting in the common room, staring at the coals he had decided matched her cheeks when she stumbled down the stairs that night, drunk out of her mind and barely dressed, and burst into tears at the sight of him. His heart wrenched and he felt, again, that if it took him swallowing a still burning coal to make her happy, he would do it. 

She crumpled to the ground at the foot of the stairs and held her head in her hands, still sobbing. He rushed to her, pulling her favorite blanket off a couch and spreading it over her scantily clad body before settling a short distance away. Running his fingers through his hair, he stumbled through an apology, an excuse, and a plea for forgiveness, almost all at once. When she didn't answer, he continued talking, telling her the things he loved about her, like the big gold bow she wore for Gryffindor games, or the fact that they had the same favorite candy, or that every second Tuesday and during thunderstorms she helped him build a pillow fort for the whole house. 

His own voice got choked when he told her he loved that she loved his friends, and she stopped crying when he told her he loved that her nail polish was always a little chipped because she never had time to fix it, and by the time he was telling her he loved that her left eyebrow scrunched up when she was particularly happy, he was sobbing. Finally, she hiccuped and reached out for him, cuddling into his lap. 

Slurring her words, she started her own list of why she loved him, and by the time she got to him always smelling like the woods, his own breathing had quieted. Slowly, he calmed, and listened without interruption, because her voice was like a drug, and once he started listening he could never stop. She smiled softly when she told him she loved they had the same favorite candy too, and it felt as though he was in a particularly dangerous game of Quidditch, and his lungs and heart were shrinking and spasming in panic but he had still just breathed cool air from a hundred feet in the air. By the time she said she loved that he loved his friends so dearly, even though it got to be a little much for them to be around all the time, they were both laughing, and James would've given anything to bottle that sound and wear it on a chain around his neck to listen to every time he said something stupid and her cheeks turned red as dying coals.

i can’t tell if i’m tired or i just need to eat smth

am i the only former warriors reader that knew a shrew is a mammal and not a bird or w/e

I like to think Beidou really got involved with smuggling people/Visions in and out of Inazuma not just because she was already involved in smuggling goods all across Teyvat, but also because Umi was sent to Liyue alongside her father for some business arrangements between the Sonoda Trade Association and the Feiyun Commerce Guild, and since she already was aware of Beidou (the STA hates her), she sneaked off to go find her and enlist her help. Ended up returning to the anti-Baal squad weeks later with Beidou in tow to work things out on all sides and just.

Beidou would die for these people, probably. Respects the hell out of them. Fuck yeah stick it to Baal you funky little gremlins.

GOD qina has such gr8 art always AND THEY HAVE A LOT MORE CAT OVERHAUL THAN I REMEMBER BUT the one i was thinking of is here

is there literally anyone else who likes saw iv. its my favourite one its the one that made me go from "yea this is fun" to literally thinking about saw 24/7. i dont even want to know why no one seems to like it but its frustrating when u keep seing the same comments about sth u really really like and all of them are just "saw iv was boring" or "saw iv was the worst" like. obviously everyone has their own opinion but how am i the only one that loved that movie its annoying lol stop roasting my current favourite movie lmao

never watched the show but currently thinking about sk8 the infinity dub

hearing a texas accent literally clears my skin... i have the strongest accent in my family (my parents are both from nj) so i miss hearing it so bad 😭😭😭

I don’t do the whole “anatomy” and “shading” thing, but here are some Sailor Senshi

I just realized redouane is pronounced as ridwan as in the the Archangel Ridwan, the spelling confusing me djmdkd

Okay, but all of these!

This reay is weird sorry don't be concerned

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On one hand something really good is gonna happen tomorrow but at the same time I've been so depressed and and I don't know i really felt weird yesterday not really good and i haven't felt this shit since a really important exam i had in order to get accepted to uni which was the most worst most numb and hollow period of my life jesus christ and i felt this helpless again yesterday and i m scared and i know this semester will pass and its not like failing some classes means it's the end of the world but it sure makes me wayyyyh to anxious and i feel my breath short and my chest small and i want this to be over and i haven't left my house in a while amd i need this corona situation to be over i cannot deal with uni anymore i can't give anything else

But some good things are happening too!!! Lots of good friendship moments

But some other shit that hehe well family can be OYKRKS welp im anxious about someone's health and mmmm

This js weird