#LOL Tumblr posts

  • thebestphotoshopbattles
    07.05.2021 - 1 minute ago

    The way the tables are arranged in the restaurant I work at. Source: CrappyDesign

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  • arsmentae
    07.05.2021 - 1 minute ago

    Happy Mer-May!!

    #Nami #nami the tidecaller #nami lol #league of legends #league#LoL #I love nami so much...
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  • hero-hermes
    07.05.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    Other guys be afraid to moan during sex but I be in my girls ear like: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TWITCH PRIME WHERE YOU GET A FREE SUB EVERY SINGLE MONTH IF YOU HAVE AMAZON PRIME ???? ITS COMPLETELY FREE AND IT REFRESHES EVERY MONTH

    #this is the stupid shit i would post on my twitter but i dont allow myself to have one #cause it makes me sad lol #anyways #twitch prime am i right #mcyt
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  • chewedcorn
    07.05.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    It's all in the details (oc)

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  • bothmode
    07.05.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    viola twelth night gender

    #im hitting this centuries old play with my transed gender beams #also when i played viola in high school lol trans ting #shakespeare
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  • lilyandherboys
    07.05.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    When she got angry at him, many said her cheeks matched her hair, but James didn't agree. No, her hair was red, and so were her cheeks, but her hair was the color of the leaves in autumn and her cheeks the shade of the fire in the common room as it died. Her hair waved like trees in a storm and when he snapped at her it felt the same as when Sirius took him out drinking once and he downed six shots in quick succession. When she yelled back it felt as if he had swallowed a coal from the fire her cheeks matched so well. He opened his mouth to reply with more hurtful words, aimed straight at the things she was most self conscious about, but her eyes stopped him. 

    If her hair matched the leaves in autumn, her eyes matched the leaves in summer, and they were the first thing he had ever noticed about her. Suddenly reminded of how much this girl was worth, he snapped his mouth shut and turned on his heel to walk away. 

    James was a fool in love, and hearing her laugh peal out at something Marlene said hurt, if only because he hadn't caused it. If only because they weren't speaking after the fight yesterday and he was afraid he'd never cause it again. It was an angry kind of hurt, like he would do anything, attack anyone, to keep her safe, if only to make her laugh again. It was a hurt that made him tense his knuckles and prepare for the fight he knew was coming, as he did indeed read the newspaper thank you very much Remus. 

    He was sitting in the common room, staring at the coals he had decided matched her cheeks when she stumbled down the stairs that night, drunk out of her mind and barely dressed, and burst into tears at the sight of him. His heart wrenched and he felt, again, that if it took him swallowing a still burning coal to make her happy, he would do it. 

    She crumpled to the ground at the foot of the stairs and held her head in her hands, still sobbing. He rushed to her, pulling her favorite blanket off a couch and spreading it over her scantily clad body before settling a short distance away. Running his fingers through his hair, he stumbled through an apology, an excuse, and a plea for forgiveness, almost all at once. When she didn't answer, he continued talking, telling her the things he loved about her, like the big gold bow she wore for Gryffindor games, or the fact that they had the same favorite candy, or that every second Tuesday and during thunderstorms she helped him build a pillow fort for the whole house. 

    His own voice got choked when he told her he loved that she loved his friends, and she stopped crying when he told her he loved that her nail polish was always a little chipped because she never had time to fix it, and by the time he was telling her he loved that her left eyebrow scrunched up when she was particularly happy, he was sobbing. Finally, she hiccuped and reached out for him, cuddling into his lap. 

    Slurring her words, she started her own list of why she loved him, and by the time she got to him always smelling like the woods, his own breathing had quieted. Slowly, he calmed, and listened without interruption, because her voice was like a drug, and once he started listening he could never stop. She smiled softly when she told him she loved they had the same favorite candy too, and it felt as though he was in a particularly dangerous game of Quidditch, and his lungs and heart were shrinking and spasming in panic but he had still just breathed cool air from a hundred feet in the air. By the time she said she loved that he loved his friends so dearly, even though it got to be a little much for them to be around all the time, they were both laughing, and James would've given anything to bottle that sound and wear it on a chain around his neck to listen to every time he said something stupid and her cheeks turned red as dying coals.

    #i’ve decided that since i’m apparently back for a while i’m gonna clear out my cache of stuff i wrote and never posted #so have this thing i just found from 2016 #not sure this is anything like what i write now but we’ll start at the beginning lol #i wrote a thing #hp#jily#james potter#lily evans#jily fic
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  • avocadomin
    07.05.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    i can’t tell if i’m tired or i just need to eat smth

    #i'll finish one more page and eat smth #i was thinking of merinating some chicken but i think imma do that tomorrow when i'm not tired lol #tessa.txt
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  • toonfinch
    07.05.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    am i the only former warriors reader that knew a shrew is a mammal and not a bird or w/e

    #a friend made a post tht reminded me how common that belief is lol #warriors#warrior cats
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  • yuugxn
    07.05.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    I like to think Beidou really got involved with smuggling people/Visions in and out of Inazuma not just because she was already involved in smuggling goods all across Teyvat, but also because Umi was sent to Liyue alongside her father for some business arrangements between the Sonoda Trade Association and the Feiyun Commerce Guild, and since she already was aware of Beidou (the STA hates her), she sneaked off to go find her and enlist her help. Ended up returning to the anti-Baal squad weeks later with Beidou in tow to work things out on all sides and just.

    Beidou would die for these people, probably. Respects the hell out of them. Fuck yeah stick it to Baal you funky little gremlins.

    #❧ 「 general 」 ⸻ ooc #if mhy isn't going to give us b/eidou getting involved w the situation through smuggling people in and out of inazuma then fuck u i will #i DO make the rules in this house LOL
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  • dabihaul666
    07.05.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    GOD qina has such gr8 art always AND THEY HAVE A LOT MORE CAT OVERHAUL THAN I REMEMBER BUT the one i was thinking of is here

    #Qina's like my hero lol they're so prolific and talented and THEY DRAW THE CUTEST OUTFITS TOOOOOOOO but also ....... hgajgsd #god lmao #they have a lot of nekomimi and thirsty pix and crossdressing overhaul LMAO....... absolutely fav...... an icon.......... #@ mtf kai anon
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  • my-one-true-l
    07.05.2021 - 5 minutes ago
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  • birthofvcnus
    07.05.2021 - 5 minutes ago
    #anonymous#answered #i’ve had very bad experiences w ppl nearing 40 on here so it’s a no go for me lol #i find it creepy that grown adults hang around teenagers
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  • erizee
    07.05.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    is there literally anyone else who likes saw iv. its my favourite one its the one that made me go from "yea this is fun" to literally thinking about saw 24/7. i dont even want to know why no one seems to like it but its frustrating when u keep seing the same comments about sth u really really like and all of them are just "saw iv was boring" or "saw iv was the worst" like. obviously everyone has their own opinion but how am i the only one that loved that movie its annoying lol stop roasting my current favourite movie lmao

    #saw#saw franchise#saw iv #what else do i tag this with lol #idk might just be bc its one of the few ones where i didnt know the ending already #but Bro. #rigg is one of my favourite saw characters hes at least trying to be a good person & he cares about his colleagues so much #& one of my Absolute favourite tropes is ''good person struggles w following their principles'' #and rigg putting ppl into traps/making them save themselves at the end fits that So well #the twist also blew my mind lmao #like it was at the Same Time as iii?? and the flashback reveal stuff was also so fucking good #i knew before that hoffman was an apprentice but i didnt know how it would all happen and the hints in the flashback before its revealed was #yea#Good lol #& also i rly liked v & vi but for both their trap storyline & their apprentice storyline they kind of didnt fit as well together as in iv? #their twists werent as shocking to me either #i-iii r obviously rly good too #but yea. iv. my favourite saw movie. #only vii & 8 r left now so i doubt ill enjoy either of them more thsn iv #also v & vi kind of feel like 1 movie to me bc they basically have the same plot #aka hoffman tries to get away w being the last apprentice while the fbi is sus of him & theres also traps happening #i can see why ppl say the first 3 r the best but as someone who loves this kind of cat & mouse game its so hard to rank them #they just feel so differenr #but yea iv is still my favourite fnfkgj
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  • roxaltais
    07.05.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    never watched the show but currently thinking about sk8 the infinity dub

    #hello bitches and bros and non-binary hoes!!! #hello/you’re too close #❄️ICY SPICY🌶 #oh god i hope it’s me! ...whatever #joe! this guy is scaring me!/don’t worry i’ll protect you bae #...push me #show her she’s a lucky girl!/...what girl? #thirsty gorilla #i’ll climb that cherry tree!🌸💦 #joe and his abs are here!! #there’s just so much going on lol #sk8 the infinity
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  • ocelhira
    07.05.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    hearing a texas accent literally clears my skin... i have the strongest accent in my family (my parents are both from nj) so i miss hearing it so bad 😭😭😭

    #jensen ackles read an audiobook maybe? #in hs i was sleeping with this dude and the best thing about him was his accent lol...
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  • kouyoukasugai
    07.05.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    I don’t do the whole “anatomy” and “shading” thing, but here are some Sailor Senshi

    #i literally only draw once every few months just to fill in birthday cards and stuff #but these actually turned out kinda decent for me so i'm posting them here #in case anyone was ever morbidly curious about how i draw #since i've offhandedly mentioned it a few times in my tag ramblings #they were supposed to be chibis but they turned out a little bigger than that lol #also yeah i uh... don't really know how to do digital so these were just on paper with markers and colored pencils #i am a creature of habit #anyway yeah mainly posting this just for reference cause i really haven't posted any drawings on here in literal YEARS lmao #FA's stuff
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  • deydeydeyan
    07.05.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    I just realized redouane is pronounced as ridwan as in the the Archangel Ridwan, the spelling confusing me djmdkd

    #i haven't finished s7 ok #was it ep2 or 3 #lol#yeah so #i only have the cherifs for a week and I'll die for them #protect#skam france#skamfr#skamfr s8
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  • depppie
    07.05.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    This reay is weird sorry don't be concerned

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    On one hand something really good is gonna happen tomorrow but at the same time I've been so depressed and and I don't know i really felt weird yesterday not really good and i haven't felt this shit since a really important exam i had in order to get accepted to uni which was the most worst most numb and hollow period of my life jesus christ and i felt this helpless again yesterday and i m scared and i know this semester will pass and its not like failing some classes means it's the end of the world but it sure makes me wayyyyh to anxious and i feel my breath short and my chest small and i want this to be over and i haven't left my house in a while amd i need this corona situation to be over i cannot deal with uni anymore i can't give anything else

    But some good things are happening too!!! Lots of good friendship moments

    But some other shit that hehe well family can be OYKRKS welp im anxious about someone's health and mmmm

    This js weird

    #please don't read this lol #i just had the need #again it's okay don't read it it might make you feel bad i dont want that #again this isn't a nice post
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