Why did I laugh so fucking hard when I saw this
(Credit to whoever made this)
(Credit to whoever made this)
"Yeah I think I can finish darkest dungeon in 99 weeks"
Sometimes I think about all the insane amounts of trauma Percy Jackson and pretty much every demigod must have. And the fact that it all starts when they’re children and never stops until they die...
Season 2, Part 2
E13-S2 (Happy Anniversary Part 1)
Anna and Kristoff Anniversary. All the Westgards and Drake, Leah, Ethan ,Kia, Luciana, Bayu, and Zain take a trip to the future to get Anna and Kristoff the coolest gifts ever.
E14-S2 (Happy Anniversary Part 2)
The Time .Machine. Bus (T.M.B) is broken so they have some time to explore the modern world.
E15-S2(Happy Anniversary Part 3)
Finally everyone made it back safely to Arandelle. Now it is time to give Anna and Kristoff their gifts.
E16-S2 (Family Reunion)
Everyone in the Westgarred family or Ardalle Family is meeting up tonight in Enchanted City for a Family Reunion. But Hans Bother’s, Anna, and Kirtoff have a big surprise there moving in!
E17-S2 (Full House)
Anna, Kristoff, Harold and his wife Arianrhod have the throne so they can be closer as a family.
E18-S2 ( The Return of the Sinister Society)
One again The Sinister Society breaks out of prison and returns to get their revenge on The Warriors of Justice.
E19-S2 (Another One)
Hans’s Sister in law is Adira the wife of his brother Lar wife is giving birth to the last member to Westergaurrd Family.
E20-S2 (Super Spies Part 1)
Andear, Jackson, and Mckenizie take a trip to the future and end of saving a life Spy.
E21-S2 (Super Spies Part 2)
Andear, Jackson, and Mckenizie become Super Spies and Save to world.
E22-S2 (Lady’s Night)
The girls need a break from parent hood the boys are baby sitting.
We all love Sally Jackson, and if you say you don't you're lying.(/j) But, then again, I feel like the fandom usually either forgets or doesn't mention her entire story which is sad because it's genuinely interesting. So here we go ghouls and goblins here is my...
✨ The legend herself✨
(Now before we start I would like to state that in this post everything stated is canon, enjoy!)
Alright, the part I have never seen mentioned, let's do this
"Her own parents died in a plane crash when she was five, and she was raised by an uncle who didn't care much about her."
The Lightning Thief, pg. 29
So straight away we know she has dealt with grief before, and probably has a lot of practice in taking care of herself, all from a small excerpt.
"She wanted to be a novelist, so she spent high school working to save enough money for a college with a good creative-writing program. Then her uncle got cancer, and she quit school her senior year to take care of him. After he died, she was left with no money, no family, and no diploma."
The Lightning Thief, pg. 29-30
She also is obviously very hard working, and very family oriented. She spent high school working but gave all of it up for an uncle who didn't even care about her.
She met Poseidon when she was about 19-20 years old, but even though their relationship was happy, it was also short.
We also know that she married Gabe Ugliano, an abusive jerk who hurt her mentally and physically. (source: The Lightning Thief) She married him for as chance for Percy to stay safe, which is selfless as fuck.
~ What we know from the backstory
She has dealt with grief and neglect since she was five
She is very family oriented and will drop everything for her family to be safe
She is a very hard worker and is trying to get her college degree
What we know about Sally Jackson is that...
She rarely gets mad or raises her voice (source: The Lightning Thief)
She cares about Percy's friends, whether she knows them or not (sources: The Lightning Thief, Sea of Monsters, Titan's Curse, Battle of the Labyrinth)
She shipped Percabeth for a long time (source: Battle of the Labyrinth)
She turned Gabe into stone and sold him to pay for college (source: The Lightning Thief)
She is very good friends with Annabeth (sources: Titan's Curse, Mark of Athena)
"Her eyes sparkle and change colors in the light. Her smile is as warm as a quilt. She's got a few gray streaking in her hair long brown hair, but I never think of her as old."
The Lightning Thief, pg. 33
[Let me know if I should continue this analysis and/or if I should do different characters]
every adhd friend group must have
og post (also by me) ask me about me and my homies hoo rewrite
Jason to piper: our kids will be beautiful, smart and just amazing!
Fate 1: let’s now mention imaginary
Fate 2: *snorts*
Fate 3: *pulls out scissors*
im a simple man i read richard siken and i think about how i can make it about patrochilles
Interviewer: So what are you doing tonight?
Random person: I am just going to hang out with my friends and do some homework
Interviewer: So what are you doing tonight?
My friend: I am going to take a bath in burning hot water and trap all the hot air inside the bathroom so that I am prepared for going to Tartarus
“This plan is working out perfectly so far,” Liam said... “I don’t like it.”
waking up and remembering percy jackson doesn’t exist is a different type of pain.
Percy Jackson characters as random things I heard in school:
Nico: I am very not hetero
Percy: Oh, I'm dying!
Leo: I used to eat dirt and now I'm immortal
Piper: My topic is why SpongeBob and Patrick are together
Annabeth: I'm banning snow
Reyna: I disagree with every decision you've ever made
Jason: We're bullying a four-year-old right now
Hazel: How do phones reproduce?
Frank: I'm prepared to lose!
Octavian: Australia isn't real, stop the lies
Lavinia: I am gay, dumbass
Will: My new super hero: Bussy Man
Calypso: How do I have wifi but don't have a boyfriend!?
Tyson: Spider mermaid!
Ella: Funky, funky birds
Thalia: shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll
Paul: I'm a teacher you think I have five dollars!?
Sally: I really need to go to bed
3.24 Corn Exchange, Cambridge No.1
3.25 Town Hall, Middlesbrough No.2
3.26 Usher Hall (Edinburg UK) No.3 ❤️
3.29 Olympia Paris (France) No.4 ❤️❤️
3.30 Brighton Dome No.5
4.1 Hackney Empire (London, UK) No.6❤️❤️
4.2 Liverpool Olympia No.7❤️❤️❤️
4.3 City Hall, Sheffield No.8❤️
4.6 Brussels Belgium Club 69 No.9❤️
4.7 Paradiso (Amsterdam) No.10❤️❤️❤️❤️
4.10 Union Transfer No.11❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
4.11 Webster Hall (NYC) No.12 part1 part2❤️❤️❤️❤️
4.15 Coachella No.13 part1 part2❤️❤️❤️
4.17 Fillmore, San Francisco No.14 ❤️
4.18 The Catalyst No.15 part1 part2 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
4.20 Ace Hotel (LA) No.16 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
4.22 Coachella Mojave tent No.17 ❤️
4.24 Pepsi Center WTC (Mexico) No.18 ❤️❤️
4.27 Tokyo No.19 part1 part2 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
5.25 Dublin night 1 No.20❤️❤️❤️
5.26 Dublin night 2 No.21 part1 part2 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
5.27 Dublin night 3 No.22❤️❤️❤️
5.29 Powderham, BBC Radio 1 No.23 ❤️
5.30 Newcastle City Hall No.24 ❤️
5.31 DeMontfort Hall No.25 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
6.3 Primavera No.26 part1 part2 part3 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
fill in the blank
________ is the best percy jackson book.
Nico: does it seem quiet to you?
[cut to Percy being chased by a cyclopes]
Percy: I’M FINE!!
Couples/ duos that I’ve decided are t4t
Oh no bean 🥺
So as I’m sure you probably noticed I’ve been shit at keeping my masterlist up to date recently, and haven’t posted any writing here in a while. The main reason for that is I prefer to post my work on AO3, for a multitude of reasons. It’s easier to find, the tagging system is easier, and I prefer the layout.
So that being said I will now be posting all my future works on AO3 instead of tumblr, however I will still be active here and posting/sharing links to my fics on AO3, and update my masterlist to include those fics and where you can find them.
Thank you for all your continued love and support!
Percy: *singing* All around me are familiar faces worn out places worn faces, bright and early to the daily races going nowhere going nowhere...
Piper: Hey Percy that's kind of a sad song, are you okay?
Percy: Annabeth's at the dentist and I'm lonely.