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i saw
a girl in my dreams
but
i don’t remember her name
i guess it’s just another one of those days
when
i’m missing everything
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i saw
a girl in my dreams
she
kissed me on the face
i guess it’s just another one of those days
when
i’m missing everything
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when she shows up she can
sit on my shoulders
cause i’m so strong
i wish
piggy back ride to the hill
then we roll down
feeling like kids for the rest of our lives
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hoping in the morning i’ll meet her
but for now i’ll just be lonely
and my arms will be so bare
dreaming ‘bout her body round me
with my fingers in her hair
it might be so easy but
i am just too scared
cause
i saw
a girl in my dreams
but she doesn’t like me
i saw
a girl in my dreams
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NSFW Sex Pollen fic for Adam Jensen and Francis Pritchard from Deus Ex. You can read it here.
Adam’s heart rate was fast, his skin feeling like it was about to peel off of him, when Francis asked him the impossible: to stand up. He could barely drag himself off of the bed and he could feel his skin burning, all of his nerve endings sparking and making him twitch. He couldn’t imagine how he looked. He was glad there weren’t any mirrors in his room. If there had been, he was sure that his floor would have been inaccessible to the unaugmented.
He glanced at the computer. Diagnostic of AEJ001 – All Processes – 48% | Estimated Time to Completion 3minutes 29seconds as Francis got to work. He was swift and gentle, his hands in Adam’s ruined coat, slipping it off of him. His little outburst, his fear, had dragged Adam’s attention away from his own needs, from the crippling agony scoring through all of his systems. Now it was all back but worse.
A very green pureed soup that took much too long to make. Toasted snacking nuts garnish on a whim. Undercooked split green peas are very bitter. If you have a proper blender, you can blend everything together at once, otherwise take turns blending and adding things to blend with an immersion blender.
Recipe: Green veg + Citrus + Pepper/Spices + Green Herb + Liquid
1 pot. 1hr 15m. :(.
Courgette, celery (3-5m)
Onion, fenugreek, celery seeds, black pepper, olive oil (3-5m)
Dry split green peas (40m + 5m; some say they cook in 25m…); Used approx. 1c peas and 4c water (cooked in 2.5c water but needed extra during blending stage to thin soup out). Water easily swappable with broth.
Parsley, avocado; Avocado happened to be lying around, mostly just adds richness and more green colour (though this one was a bit brown), similar to adding cream or tangy dairy (Greek, Icelandic yaourt yogurt, kefir, sour cream, etc.)
Lemon, red wine vinegar (better to use all lemon/lime, but there was a sad lack of citrus; white balsamic vinegar would have been better than red wine vinegar)
Chopped toasted almonds and pecans
Quick saute courgette and celery to brighten their hue. Set aside. Saute onions briefly to sweeten (but don’t brown unless you do not care about the ending soup colour), add in any spices for a flash sweating, then add water (or broth etc.) and dry split peas. Cook until almost tender (about 5 minutes before fully cooked; try not to overcook or the soup will become a less-than-appetising brown colour; reserve the extra cooking time so that the soup will be hot by the time you are done blending everything), then swap between pureeing and adding in the set aside celery/courgette, parsley, avocado, and acids (lemon, vinegar, etc.). Blend until desired consistency (ideally silky smooth within 5 minutes, but 20 minutes with the immersion blender resulted in settling).
Fill bowl, top with chopped nuts, celery leaves, olive oil, black pepper…
There was some slight overcoooking of the soup/peas (mostly due to the blending taking much longer than expected), but luckily, the green did not become too grey/brown. Definitely needed a lot more pepper (red chili flakes?) and citrus.
It’s not uncommon for your clients to get erections during massages. You’re a professional, and you can comfortably ignore it or acknowledge their embarrassed apology before easily moving on. Erections happen for all kinds of reasons: sleep, anger, fear, or deep relaxation.
Jessica’s Ginger lemon cranberry mocktail: Tasty, healthy, and pretty!
If this were a recipe blog, I would go on and on for about a thousand words about the history of this mocktail and what it means to me personally. But it’s not. So I’ll just say I made up the ginger lemon cranberry mocktail about a month ago, because I love ginger and cranberry juice, and we have ten lemon trees full of lemons. Oh, and I wanted something non-alcoholic that had some zip.
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