#MY ROOMMATE Tumblr posts

  • ❝ Sometimes the long way is the only way home. ❞

    { @e-n-s-a-m ♡ }

    #MY DEAREST COCONUT #MY BEST FRIEND #MY ROOMMATE#MY HOME #MY SECOND MOM #i love you forever #sorry i trolled you with this but.. #this aesthetic is YOU #and you CAN'T deny it #e-n-s-a-m#requests#moodboards#fckcrnvrs event #the cat tho #love
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  • And this week on “do I like her just as a friend or as something more?” (with a special bonus category if it is as something more called “am I feeling this way because of the coronavirus and I’m trying to cope with isolation or like, do I actually like her) 🙃

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  • Sometimes I don’t understand people’s logic.

    #my roommate #she sure thinks interesting thoughts
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  • wow some days i would rly pay $80000000 more a month not to have roommates

    #my roommate#spilled #peanut butter all over the counter #and didnt really clean it up #and i am allergic to peanuts omg #and she was like haha omg just dont touch the counter :) #i was like!!!!!!! #i am literally gonna throw up just smelling it #AH
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  • Friends: *complaining how shit their roomies are*

    Me: *pauses wedding ring search* sorry what were y'all saying?

    #my roommate #is better then yours #die mad about it
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  • fuck.

    I have a girlfriend.

    cool.

    #??????? #my roommate#👀👀👀 #what are the fucking chances amirite
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  • When my roommate says she’s gonna water her severely under watered PRAYER PLANT for the first time in like a month

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    Originally posted by danks-gif

    Even though I know she’s gonna wait another month to water it afterward😭

    #plantblr#plants#my roommate#prayer plant #okay they need watered v often #shes killing all her plants in the living room #i was gonna take care of them for her but #shed probably get super angry bc shes wild
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  • my roommate just made me realize that the leviathan blossom was a lil smushed because Dean hugged Cas before Cas could tell him about it and that’s such a little detail but I’m on the verge of tears again over it

    also on the verge of laughter bc i can imagine them hugging and dean raising his eyebrows like ‘is that a leviathan blossom in your pocket or are you just happy to see me’ i’ll let myself out I am Sorry

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  • A year ago today I met my roommate for the first time at a Christmas/Hanukkah party and I just awkwardly rambled about Go Ask Alice and the satanic panic of the 80s for five minutes.

    Now we’re friends and roommates and we’re planning a Disneyland trip together in a few months, proving that you really don’t know how big a role people will end up playing in your life when you first meet them.  

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  • “Due to personal reasons I will be passing away.”

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  • My roommate: I’m that potato, I’m suffocating all the other bitches in the sack

    #i choked so much tonight laughing over her #she cracks me up #i love her #my roommate#lisa stuff #thats her tag now
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  • Starting a thread: Reasons why my roommate is the most ignorant person in the world and should disappear move out.

    #i'm not joking yall #imma make this a thread #and call it #my roommate #so like... filter this if you don't care for my psychopathic roommate
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  • can straight people stop telling me to watch friends

    #My roommate#My sister #A guy I went to uni with #One of my friends #And this is only in the last MONTH #Please can I be free
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  • She just called them all skinny legends ksndksksbsns

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    #my roommate#my gf#me #a hang glider
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  • zzapzzaptasers replied to your post Me, constantly getting worked up over absolutely…A big mood

    I’ve seen two separate opinions in less than 24 hours that have gotten extremely disproportionate responses from me given that I just scrolled by them in passing. But I just immediately went !!!!!!! NO !!!!!!!! at both of them.

    #stardust (ooc)#zzapzzaptasers #like i got legit angry at these takes #i just ranted to my roommate about both of them and definitely did not confront the op #but still
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  • did no one feed lu yao in this show?!!!

    #my roommate is a detective #民国奇探#lu yao#hu yitian#food #close ups of lu yao eating #this is hilarious #he's just a starving kid #and qcs is just exasperated #but feeds him anyway
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  • I’m friendless and was not tagged nor know even who to tag, but I like the idea of this after my messy sleepless night yesterday

    Basically, bold which tropes you like. Feel free to play yourselves. Guess I tag every one of my lovely followers if they want to get involved :) 

    slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

    #Fanfiction tropes#Fanfiction#Writer fun #Oh my god they were roommates #Fanfic #scifi fantasy queen I am #Tag your friends #Tag your friends to make up for the friends I don't have
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