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a03 tag game

I stole this from @catboyadamparrish bc I want some of y'all to play with me here!

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1. How many works do you have on ao3?

50! (holy shit, that's half of 100)

2. What’s your current AO3 wordcount?

549,342 words (jfc)

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

On Ao3, just two. I started the fanfic life writing Hanson fanfic back before most of you were born. (*bones creak ominously*)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

all of these are Teen Wolf fics, which makes sense since they've been on Ao3 for 5-6 years.

Can't Be Seen Alone (teen wolf fic)

Mating Moons (teen wolf fic)

Alpha and His Good Boy (Teen Wolf)

Oh, what a nice surprise! (Teen Wolf)

Sterek Song (Teen Wolf)

***Also going to post the top 5 kudos in the fandom i'm currently active in bc why the fuck not? If Vlamis has taught me nothing, it's be shameless in your self-promotion. LOL***

Can I Stay? (RNM fic)

Like A Hearse You'd Die To Get In Again (RNM fic)

A Working Title (RNM fic)

Michael Guerin is a Grower (RNM fic)

Kinktober 3 (RNM fic)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not.

Yes and no. I respond if I think I have something to say? Or if my brain is letting me. I want to be the person that responds to all comments and responds to all fics I read, but (esp with responses) I tend to drop the ball a lot. I just feel like sometimes I sound disingenuous saying the same "thanks for reading and commenting!" over and over and over in my comments section? like it's an auto-response and someone else looking at that might be like "oh, well they never really comment back, they just like thank you and go" and i don't want anyone to feel like that? Like, better to just stay silent? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's my anxiety and depression talking. LOL. If I haven't responded to you, it's not because I don't appreciate your comment, it's because I don't know what to say besides Thank You. But Thank You. Seriously. Keep responding to fics. It sometimes is the only thing that can keep my fingers moving over the keys.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Oh uhm... probably either Wash the Guilt and Longing from His Limbs or you are the reoccuring kind. (damnit, now I'm singing that stupid Bright Eyes song again. Hello angst my old friend)

7. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve ever written?

I don't! And I don't usually read them either? I think people who do write them are amazing, but I like my peas and carrots not to touch? I dunno. They've just never appealed to me. (That being said, I like AU's based on movies/books, but I just don't want Elizabeth Darcy and Elizabeth Ortecho to hang out and be friends?)

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

I haven't! (Thank God) I see other people who do and I'm always flabbergasted why anyone would take the time to read something in its entirety just to yell that they didn't like it? There's a back button, my dude. There is an exit button. There is free will and all that. Curate your own fandom experience. If you don't wanna see things that upset you, then quit reading and find something you do wanna see?

9. Do you write smut?

Yes.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No! Or at least if I have, I'm not aware of it.

11. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No I haven't! I don't even know how that works, tbh. Like, part of me would like to try and part of me is like.... scared of being the Bossy One in a group project.

12. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Malex. Followed by pynch and then sterek. TW became such a shit show by the end it kind of tainted my love for them.

13. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Hanson!

14. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Next question... Oh wait, we're finished!

I'd like to tag @pastelwitchling, @pippsmcgee, @thep0rnfairy, @im-the-punk-who, @lambourngb, @jocarthage, @flightspathfic, @malzysaur, @stayextrafrosty

lore: “you work at starfleet?”

geordi: “yeah, I’m the head engineer.”

lore: “he gives head to the engineers???”

Gotham Rogues Ask Meme for your Favorite OC or Muse

Send in a Rogue’s Name and I’ll answer for my muse/oc/favorite character!

Scarecrow: What do they fear? Do they have any specific phobias? What is their opinion on crows and ravens?

Riddler: Are they good with puzzles? Do they understand modern technology?  How do they feel about cheating? (in school, or cheating on someone)

Killer Croc: What is their opinion on bullying? Are they a dirty person? Do they scare people with their appearance?

Two-Face: Have they ever broken the law? Were they ever abused as a child? Do they have any mental illnesses?

Penguin: If they had all the money in the world, what would they buy? Do they use an umbrella in the rain or just run though it and get wet? Do they ever gt mocked for their appearance?

Mad Hatter:  How fun was their childhood? Do they read often? What would they do if they were suddenly dropped into Wonderland?

Catwoman: Are they a cat or dog person? Have they ever stolen something? Do they have a romantic partner?

Poison Ivy:  Are they worried about the environment?  Are they the type to litter? Would they ever garden?

Harley Quinn:  If they could have any pet, what would it be? Bath or shower? Are they a playful person, or stoic?

The Joker: Would you consider them to be evil? What is their opinion on clowns? Have they ever had an emotional breakdown?

Mr. Freeze: What would they do to help their sick partner? Are they good with science? Are they a lonely person?

Firefly:  Are they the type to burn things? Do they have any scars? What color represents them best?

Man-Bat:  Are they an animal person? Do they enjoy spending with friends? Favorite book?

Clayface: Are they theatric? Have they ever been in a situation where they had to wear a disguise? Would they dance in the rain?

Bane: How strong are they? Do they use drugs? Are the kindhearted towards children?

Rouxls Kaard: *opens his nasty gay lil mouth*

Me:

Any other fighting game:”you can’t fight actual animals but you can fight these cool monsters and stuff”

Tekken:”here! Fight this fucking bear!”

The only problem with knowing so many songs is that I can’t have a conversation without feeling the need to shout out lyrics. 

Another childrens hospital designed by a color theorist. 😍

ppl on tiktok think madd is just being cute and going on dates but then tumblr is like “yeah my paras are murderers” and we’re all like yeah same

In response to this.

Here’s to the return of her solo cup… and I even added a solo cup and a white glove for Sebastian. 😊

[ @curtaincage I couldn’t reblog because OP apparently has me blocked. 🤷🏻‍♀️]

"yeah i just hate x character, they're so boring" then why the fork did you spend like 50 dollars on their banner?? i'm so confused