Omg I ordered 2 bags of cat litter and they gave me 3 yeehaw
Omg I ordered 2 bags of cat litter and they gave me 3 yeehaw
I got a 500 piece puzzle for christmas with a 3D picture of a dragon
It's not big but holy shit putting it together is wild
Because it's the kind where depending if you move your head left or right it slightly changes
So each piece is like that
Plus when you drag your nails on it it makes this weird noise I like lol
Basically a godsent for my adhd because I tend to get obsessed with puzzles and these MOVE! And have a great texture and make noise I like
Yeah my friends know me too well lol
Stiles is broke as fuck and he owns money to some shady people, so he agrees to have sex with a group of men during one evening to pay off all his debts at once. He agrees because the guys will have to get tested beforehand so Stiles can blow them and they will have to wear condoms to fuck his ass. A prep team shaves Stiles, cage his cock and dresses him in some pretty panties/skirts so the guys can call him baby girl/princess and so on.
When Stiles arrives in the warehouse, he's suddenly scared by the number of guys there, at least two dozen, but he has already agreed to do it and he has no other choice, so he sits on the table as the crowd closes on him. Suddenly, one of the guys, holding a box of condoms calls the boss and says something like "uh, you guys forgot the lube, there are only condoms here" and it's already late and they're pretty far removed from civilization, so they give Stiles two options:
They can fuck him wearing the condoms, but without any lube, so even with condoms having a bit of lubricant on, it's going to be painful as hell, Stiles will likely tear and he's not allowed to leave until all guys come at least twice, so they give him option 2) since all guys got tested, they offer to go bareback, so their come can be used as lube. Stiles doesn't know what to do, except he can't let these guys fuck him bareback, he can, he's too scared, he will never recover from it. Maybe he cries a bit, tries to bargain.
It's no good, so he eventually relents. The boss asks for a cellphone and he makes Stiles say on camera how much he wants "these gentlemen to breed my pussy" so he won't have a chance to say later he was coerced or whatever. He ends up repeating it to the camera and the whole crowd cheers at his words.
The boss then lifts Stiles's skirt and his panties so everyone can see his caged cock (someone calls it a clit, because it's so small) and the boss asks for someone to take a picture of Stiles' "virgin pussy" so they can make a before/after shot to show everyone how wrecked Stiles is going to be at the end of the night. Stiles is openly crying now, so they put a ring gag on him and start to fuck his mouth to shut him up, but also to help with the fucking, get those dicks nice and wet.
The boss says no one is allowed to come in Stiles' mouth, though, so they don't waste their come. All come must go to the princess' slutty ass so it can be used as lube. Anyone who's about to come in Stiles' mouth, must stop before it and then come in his asshole instead. Who's fucking him at the time will have to step aside for a minute, to allow their college to "top up the lube", before going back in and fucking him with some "fresh, warm lube".
Before the proper fucking starts, the boss holds Stiles' hole open so whoever wants can spit to ease the first fucking and after everyone has its turn spitting inside Stiles' hole (Stiles must thank every gentleman for their spit, for helping him), the boss goes and finally shoves his cock in Stiles' ass, asking someone to have a camera on the whole time, and he gives a running commentary about how tight that pussy is and someone wonders on how loose it's going to be in an hour or so.
Stiles loses the notion of time or the number of cocks that he gets in both ends. After an hour or so he can feel come dripping from his hole onto the table (someone accuses Stiles of not being an ungrateful sloppy bitch and makes him lick it clean or maybe feed it to his mouth and/or back into his wrecked hole). When everyone has had a turn with him at least once, the boss deems him loose enough for the guys to DP his ass and Stiles is so delirious he doesn't even put up a fight.
By the end of the night, someone new arrives and this one says he bought lube in case they were running short, and everyone starts to laugh, because by now it's not really necessary. Stiles also laughs, but it's a broken laugh, his mind hanging by a thread after hours of having dozens of cocks. Because of the cock cage, he hasn't come, but he has been milked so many times his hypersentitive. That's when someone makes the suggestion that, since he's so loose and now they have proper lube, they should just fist him.
That startles Stiles wake and he shakes his head, says "no", it's almost inaudible, his throat raw after having so many cocks hammered inside, but the boss says that if he allows it, they will finish one hour earlier. He asks Stiles to look around, to the two dozen men waiting to have another go ("look, if you wait another hour, they will be good to go again, so what do you prefer, a single fist up your pussy or two dozens of cocks?"). Stiles has no more strength left in his body, so he says "eyes" to the fisting. Again the camera is brought so he can say that on camera.
When Stiles feels his hole close around the boss fist, he feels almost no pain, on the contrary, it's the first time he's feeling something after so many hours of fucking and his caged cock spurts a dribble come. Everyone laughs and the boss starts to fistfuck him. The crowd watches cheering, some of them jerking off at the sight. Since Stiles can't see, they comment on how he's prolapsing now, how wrecked his hole is, how beautiful it looks and Stiles has a fit of giggles, his mind finally broken.
OMG, anon, this is a whole fucking fic, and it's GLORIOUS!
I love everything about it, I love the casual 'topping up the lube' when someone is about to come, I love everything.
Sloppy Stiles is really the best Stiles. I don't know if you are into watersports or not (if not, just go ahead and ignore this) but while they can't come in his mouth, they could certainly use it as a toilet too? I think that would be a nice, red cherry on top :D
So I gather, they are making a movie or something from this (hence the cameras) so I just imagine Stiles the next day (or whenever he recovers enough to sit lol) being sat down by the boss, who just casually pulls it up on the TV and he's like
"I imagine you don't want this to be delivered to the door of your loved ones, hm? Thought so. See you tomorrow for the shot of the sequel :D"
les go baybeeee my theme be DONEEE
merry crisis or whatever
That last post makes me remeber when we would 69 with my last partner and I would just drool on their cock 'cause of how good their were sucking my (t)dick.
Carina, this is... This is so romantic.
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#they cancelled jupiter legacy tho 😫😫😭😭😭 they didnt even give the show a chance like the comic books itself starts slow and then picks up 😡
Prodigal Son s02e11: Papa Gil papa bear-ing Malcolm.
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Alternative No. 11: Near death experience
Casino Royale (2006): Bond gets poisoned with digitalis. Retrieving an antidote and defibrillator from his car, Bond passes out but Vesper rescues him.
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Outer Banks s02e09: when you ask your older murderous brother for help and he (*annoyed*) gives you unsolicited advices
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Free Rein s03e07-s03e10: “You’re Going To Rest Up Until The Doctors Figure Out What’s Wrong.”
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Shadow and Bone s01e04: Alina manages to calm General Kirigan’s emotional outburst.
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i just had the weirdest dream. i dreamt￼ that kris jenner was my mother and i was the youngest kardashian LMAO HAHAH like welp what in hell was happening
this is just a stupid rant because i’m still kinda bamboozled￼
I JUST HAD TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE 100 SHIPS LIST OF 2021 AND I AM SHOOK?!!
I needed visual confirmation 😍😍😍 so nice to see us there!!! Then I had a few surprises :v
That breakup and reunion on Venom 2 got us on the lost hell yeah!! But my biggest surprise was this one:
Which I am sure is bc of the new Kenobi series and our hope and dread that Order 66 - Cody will make an appearance :c but I'll take it cuz it's beautiful 😭😭😭
Got this from Pinterest, which is my happy place now. Why's your shirt undone so far, Babydoll?
just found out i could re-use my soy sauce bottle to have paper stars in it
SOUFIA BOUTELLA STARRING LEAD FOR MADMAN ZACK SNYDER
Okay wtf why did nobody tell me that Cabin in the Woods had that kind of ending??? I mean holy shit, I love it.
Maybe one day these migraines will stop, maybe I'll have them for the rest of my life
Unimaginable amounts of pain forever👍