#People Tumblr posts

  • top10sblog
    14.06.2021 - 3 minutes ago
    #TOP 25 EMBARRASSING AND DUMBEST MOMENTS CAUGHT ON LIVE TV | Best News Bloopers #top10 videosworld #funny tv fails #comedy#comedy football#talented#funny skills #unforgettable moments caught on live tv #funniest moments on live tv #fails on tv #people are awesome #embarrassing moments that happen to everyone #people's most awkward moments #celebrity fails #funny celebrity moment #reporter fail #news caster fail #embarrassing moments in sports show on live tv
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  • c0konk
    14.06.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    Goldie: Fuck you!

    Scrooge: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

    The Children: Goodbye innocence.

    #ducktales #ducktales incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes#scroldie#goldie o’gilt#scrooge mcduck #think of the children #all the kids just gag because old people romance #della and donald are part of ‘the children’ because they are scrooge’s kids #yes that’s a fact don’t go look it up
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  • creamofthecrap
    14.06.2021 - 3 minutes ago
    Oct. 7, 1967: Jack Bruce and Eric Clapton at Cafe au Go-Go, NY. [ silent footage recorded on Super 8 film by Miggs Burroughs ]
    #cream band#jack bruce#eric clapton#1967 #no ginger sorry #love that footage like this exist and grateful that people are kind enough to share it #cream gifs
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  • yvmoveon
    14.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago

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    #I love being underestimated and then surprising people #silent words with strong actions #delete later
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  • demiboydemon
    14.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    In elementary school history class, I was taught that Paul Bunyan, Johnny Appleseed, and Henry Box Brown were all real people. They were taught about in the same week and since I was little I didn’t question it.

    But then I got older and realised that Paul Bunyan couldn’t possibly be real, and reasoned that the other two people weren’t real either. I was 14 before I watched a documentary about Johnny Appleseed and found out that he and Henry Box Brown were both real people and they just tossed Paul Bunyan in that week for some reason. Anyway there you have the Georgia public school system.

    #we also learned about George Washington and Susan B. Anthony that week but I never doubted their existence #because they’re on money and I figured fake people can’t go on money #Which is also not true #I was also taught corn syrup was a vegetable and pizza was a fruit because tomato #The ueue in queue is silent
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  • the-quotable-alberta-hansard
    14.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    April 19, 2021

    Mr. Stephan: The act would inject this element of financial accountability on more than 50 per cent of the direct or indirect provincial government expenditures. For example, a visit to the doctor’s office: we know that health is over 40 per cent of the government of Alberta operating budget, and physician compensation is the single largest cost item. Under the act there could be a uniform sign posted in every waiting room setting out a small schedule of the most commonly encountered taxpayer costs for a visit, updated annually. From a red tape analysis perspective these are known estimated costs in the ministry, and there is minimal cost to print the same amounts in waiting rooms, perhaps at $100 per sign, where physician offices bill hundreds of thousands or millions, aggregate billings of $5.4 billion.

    A visit to an emergency room: again, a uniform sign in each waiting room setting out the most commonly encountered taxpayer costs, perhaps with a comparison of the average cost to go to a doctor’s office. We know that our emergency rooms are often at full capacity. You know, providing the differential in terms of costs may help taxpayers in making decisions that are more respectful of taxpayer dollars when it is appropriate.

    #oh my god this bill #and this fucking weirdo #yes let's communicate to people trying to see a doctor what a financial burden they are to society #it will do wonders for their mental health! #can't wait to ask myself if i'm being respectful of taxpayer dollars when i need to go to emergency #this bill is going to die on the order paper btw #i hope jason cries #alberta#alberta politics#ableg#Jason Stephan#Red Deer-South#cdnpoli
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  • quote-diaries
    14.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    “A man’s character is his fate.” – Heraclitus

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  • killjoynest
    14.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    if i have to read another complaint about "blackwashing" characters im gonna start glassing people

    #shut up!!! say u hate black people and go oh my GOD #nestie has opinions #im throttling every mfer i see in the qrtsof this one a.lucard tweet
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  • thehealingplum
    14.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    i cant push anyone towards recovery

    i cant push anyone towards positivity

    i cant push anyone towards being better

    i cant push anyone towards love

    my intent doesnt matter

    to try to move other is to try to be in control of them

    i have to let other people take their own path

    even if it leads them

    to self sabotage

    #i certainly hope the others can succeed where i failed #i obsessively behaved like a concerned parent instead of being a friend #and because of that i overstepped so many boundaries #i do still have hope for you yet #i dont want to believe youre all that bad #i dont want to believe you really are evil #i dont want to believe that you have malicious intent #but the way it stands now #the way everyone else has seen it #youre going straight down the path to unchangeable awful and abusive #i talked to so many trustworthy adults #people who have dealt with folks like you #just because youre broken doesnt mean you should be breaking everyone else #if you want love you gotta learn what it actually is my dude #cuz you? youre just playing pretend #you wouldnt know love if it bopped you on the head gently and told you to stop being so mean to yourself and ppl who care about you
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  • m4yoshino
    14.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago
    #kohaku supremacy yall #like ik he could probably murder the majority of people on this site #but he's just so adorable I'd let him??? #really wanna write more of him now #and maybe edit him for my editing account ehe #ask#not writing#yandere-daze#shino talks
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  • quoteslyricsmusic
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    If you aren’t big enough to stand criticism, you’re too small to be praised. - Earl Deason

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  • specificshirtoftheday
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    Today’s shirt: A navy blue shirt with a smoking skeleton holding a baseball bat.

    Text: Walk away. I work at Panera Bread. I have anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

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  • obsob
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    hehe new prints! moon n sun print plus a postcard pack >:)  link 

    #shop stuff#heheheHE #these are cute #the print people sent me a weird number so i will at some point do like. a random sale of the like unpaired prints #these r cute though im so happy with them !! pls buy if u can and also if u want to hehe i had to buy a new phone n now my bank is crying
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  • undiscoveredcryptid
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    My body knows when it’s time to eat again. I think that means I’m getting better

    #mental health#thoughts #it’s a relief honestly #I was so tired of forcing myself to put food in my body #and also #tired of people telling me ‘I wish I had that problem’ #no you don’t #you don’t wish for this I promise #I would rather feel too much and ache for more than feel nothing feel numb #please let people who don’t eat enough be in pain
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  • all-things-breathing
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    the reason people don’t wanna date someone with their mattress on the floor isn’t because they don’t like poor people, it’s because leaving the mattress on the floor makes the mattress more susceptible to attracting bed bugs and mold 😭😭 like sorry for having sensitive skin 😳

    #i actually saw a post last week on twitter (screenshot and posted on IG) #and it was about someone who just came into money from a job and immediately purchased a bed rame #*bed frame #and everyone in the comments was roasting them for not buy a dresser first or night table or what-have-you #and i wanted to SCREAM #because they are preventing health complications! #bed frames aren't some big moral or social stance that people are taking #it's a matter of cleanliness #i know not everyone can afford one #and i'm not knocking that! #you aren't lesser for not being able to purchase an essential or near-essential item #i'm trying to say that someone *not* wanting to sleep over at someone's place with a mattress on the floor is not about classism #and let's not assume that they only care about dating people who live in luxery #(i can't believe i'm making this post and i can't believe i'm making these tags) #(this is the kind of thing that tumblr users could easily use to snowball out of proportion isn't it. isn't it. oh dear.) #why do you queue this to me
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  • cqlfic
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    sluts who slay together, stay together

    link to AO3 AUTHOR: NonAquaticOctopus Not Rated, 1897 words, 1/1

    RELATIONSHIPS: Lan Wangji / Wei Wuxian BLURB: fem!wangxian, catcalled + meet-cute

    SUMMARY:

    “In my defense,” she argues, against an argument that hasn’t been stated but obviously needs to be addressed, “I’m very, very gay. And you’re--” Wei Ying waves to Lan Zhan’s general Lan Zhan’ness. She sighs again, wistfully thinking back to her high school days when she flirted flawlessly with everyone, or heck-- even yesterday! She flirted perfectly sufficiently with the cashier then. “What have I become,” she asks herself.
    Wei Ying startles when Lan Zhan clears her throat, touching the backs of her knuckles delicately to her mouth. “I.” She curls and uncurls her other hand unconsciously, moving more in this moment than Wei Ying’s seen during this entire exchange. “What is your name?”
    (or, Wei Ying gets catcalled, maybe falls in love at first flirt, and proceeds to... not mess it up?)

    theyre lesbians! they’re lesbians, meet... cute? maybe, anyways wwx is very cute, lz agrees, ahh the inherent awkwardness of flirting, this is very short!

    [link to all bookmarks]

    #fic recs#mdzs#the untamed#r:lwj/wwx#a:nonaquaticoctopus#ao3 #love it when two people right next to each other look like they're dressed for opposite seasons 😂 #''you're too pretty i can't think'' god. that's hilarious #this is incredibly cute #short and sweet *chef's kiss*
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  • sylphrenas
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago
    #bestie i am breaking the rules for a hot second just so you know that i absolutely do not hate you!!!!!!!!!!! #also i'm sorry that you're afraid of me but i swear i don't hate you and i love talking to people so chances are i think you're amazing :) #if you don't wanna start the conversation i have this thing where if you send me a pinecone emoji through dm or a public ask #i will start the conversation for you :) and also i won't answer the ask publicly #i'll just see it and dm you !!!!! #anyway. #ju answers shit #anon
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  • divinymph
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    im not feeling v hunkydory today lads 

    #ooc. #negative cw - #i can't get comfortable right now and it's just making me so antsy #so im having a hard time focusing and concentrating and i think my own inability is finally weighing on me #and that just leaves me alone with my thoughts and that's never good lads #ive technically done well ive been talking 2 a v handsome lad who is super sweet but i keep getting scared #of not being Enough TM not just for him but for anyone #anyone can drop me @ the drop of a hat and it'd mean nothing 2 them but So Much to me #ofc i dont mean strangers / acquaintances im not that sensitive but ppl im genuinely close with #my friends n best friends just dropping off ... #bc it's so easy to say that 'no i'll never do that' and then later just ... Do It #even people i've been friends with / best friends with for years ... #and then the silent treatment gets me So ... #nooooooo haha don't cry at work ur so sexy <3 #i just want to feel okay again #and not nervous and anxious #and i hate it ! bc im the only one effected how is that even fair
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  • arcgeminga
    14.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    ♚— MMY HEADCANON OF SAGA BEING A CHIMERA BECAME FUCKIN TRUE, AH! 

    #OutofGeminga #Yes I was reading Origins. #It was a headcanon of mine that there were actually three babies born under Gemini but Saga had absorbed one. Explaining his split persnalit #But it was such a minor headcanon that I didn't bring it up much because I didn't want to erase people who do suffer from SPD. #Yet here Kuramada comes in Origins and proves my secret headcanon right. Albeit it also makes Saga a semi-HaShun foil #Since Lemur was kinda born like how Hades(' cosmos?) was born. Without a body and all #But that makes Lemur Saga and Kanon's half-sibling. If you think about it. #Saga being a chimera... God I'm so happy my headcanon unintentionally became canon. #I'm stoked. Even if Lemur is a half-sibling I will love him like how I love all the Gemini twins. #Delete Later #So this proves that Evil Saga is actually Lemur all along right?? Right??? Can I get fanart of the Gemini Triplets together now??
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  • shitabukenjirou
    14.06.2021 - 6 minutes ago
    #in other news i actually got some writing done yay! hopefully i can keep this up #if only i could enjoy summer like normal people but nooo i got hayfever and a pasty skin that burns in 3 seconds #anonymous#answered
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