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  • nintenderniere
    24.10.2021 - 18 hours ago

    The Star Wars prequels + Troubled Birds

    #pls why is there sm obi-wan #I hope you know the ‘if I cannot find trouble I will create it’ one is referring to both anakin AND r2-d2 #they’re a team y’know #star wars#sw#memes#troubled birds#prequel trilogy #star wars prequels #prequel era#sw prequels#anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #ahsoka and anakin #satine kryze#r2d2#artoo detoo#artoo
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  • banitesithbossbitch
    23.10.2021 - 19 hours ago

    Why the Jedi Should Be Held Responsible For the Occupation of Korriban and the Invention of the Sith Order

    Introduction

    This is something I need to talk about. This is something I want to speak about. So let’s go.

    For anyone who doesn’t know, relatively early on in the Jedi Order, there was a schism.

    A group of Jedi used what could be deemed as the dark side and then the Order had a small war called the Hundred-Year Darkness.

    The Sith Order did not exist yet, so this group was known as the Dark Jedi—or later, Jedi Exiles.

    Of course, they lost.

    So what do you with a bunch of dangerous individuals who have force powers and highly advanced weaponry?

    The Republic rightfully wanted to execute these dark side Jedi—because they caused a ton of problems.

    The Jedi—however—had a different plan and said “nah, let’s just release this group of highly dangerous individuals into outer rim space and let them have a chance to find the lightside of the force again.”

    Because that won’t end terribly.

    What Was The Sith Species—Tsis— Doing During This?

    For the sake of minimal confusion, I’ll be referring to the Sith Species as Tsis—what they’re actual species name is.

    The Sith are a totally different entity.

    You may ask, what were the Tsis doing before the Jedi Exiles occupied them?

    Chilling, fighting for resources, societally advancing enough to have a King (shoutout Adas).

    They were on a outer rim planet and by Republic standards aliens.

    The Jedi ain’t give a fuck, neither did the Republic

    The Tsis were primitive.

    Which I don’t say that in a bad way.

    The Tsis weren’t what you could consider “evil”, because to be evil means you know morality but shy away from it.

    The Tsis just didn’t yet have the advanced society yet, like I said no one gave a fuck. There’s no Republic supplies or assistance.

    They’re just chilling on they own doing Sith sorcery, making buildings, worshipping gods, etc.

    They’re harmless.

    The Tsis are a warrior culture, but they’re all means vulnerable and defenseless against a group of well trained, anti-Jedi, war criminals.

    The Arrival of the Exiles

    So the Jedi Exiles arrive, and the Tsis are trying to intimate them with some rudimentary magic.

    So what do these Jedi Exiles do? Fresh out of the beef with the Jedi Order—given mercy when they shouldn’t have—, the Exiles kill the current Tsis King—Hakagram Graush—them take control of the Tsis.

    After hundreds of years generic inbreeding and cultural engineering happens, we get the Sith Empre as we know it.

    This species isn’t fighting the Jedi because there’s beef.

    They’re fighting the Jedi and Republic because the Jedi said “meh let’s not kill the dangerous criminals, let’s let them loose and hope they have a come to Jesus moment in space”.

    Then we get Sorzus Syn’s bitch ass saying “strange, they don’t hail us as space gods”

    Bitch you a stupid ass hoe. The Tsis ain’t stupid, they have their own gods and you ain’t them.

    Keep in mind, the Jedi Exiles fuck this poor species’ shit all the way up.

    They completely change these people’s culture, society, and genetic code.

    Here’s a difference in the species’ pre-and-post Jedi Exile involvement for reference:

    I don’t give a fuck, ima say it: the Tsis pre-Jedi exile were innocent victims of Jedi placing Force Spiritual bullshit morality over law.

    The Tsis ain’t have a space force, aint have a galactic economy, and they certainly weren’t hurting anybody.

    Conclusion

    This terrible fuck up and occupation/destruction of an innocent species is fully on the Jedi. This isn’t even on the Republic since the Republic wanted them dead.

    The Jedi Exiles should have died. But no, the Jedi—always seeing the good in everyone, and not giving a fuck about what less advanced species may be forced to live under their rule—just released them out into the wild.

    It’s sad, it’s pathetic, and it’s fucked up.

    The Tsis were not evil.

    Most of the Sith Purebloods in the Old Empire literally never had any other choice, neither their parents, grandparents, or ancestors.

    The Jedi and Republic wasn’t some feuding Circle.

    They were enemies of the Jedi Exiles who occupied a defenseless species of people, completely molded to suit their ends, and then—boom—you have a whole beef.

    So yeah, it’s fuck the Jedi for this.

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  • tntmtheshow
    23.10.2021 - 23 hours ago

    #talknerdytome #starwars #nerds #prequelmemes #obiwankenobi #yoda #prequels #meme #nerd #TNTM #nerdy @starwars https://www.instagram.com/p/CVYbuSQP8qU/?utm_medium=tumblr

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  • sunflowersinheaven
    21.10.2021 - 2 days ago
    #you know when in fanfics cody’s presence is warm as a sun? and obi wan’s is usually described as bright as the sun? #this is all i can think about when i read those allegories(?) #hahaha i love it #star wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody#codywan #star wars sequels #star wars fanart #star wars memes #sw#tcw#digital art#my art#fanart#sw fanart#sw prequels #the clone wars
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  • penguinkiwi
    21.10.2021 - 3 days ago
    #Qualityhistorygamingwinner Tag #Penguinkiwi Answers Stuff #Headcanons #Penguin: Ask Meme #Star Wars Headcanons #Star wars #star wars: the clone wars #star wars: the expanded universe #star wars the prequel trilogy #Saesee tiin#mace windu
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  • ainelane
    21.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    "Did you ever hear the tragedy of goodtimeswithscar? I thought not. It’s not a story the Green Lives would tell you. It’s a Red life legend. Scar was a green life legend among the red lives so powerful and so wise he acquired 7 lives and used them to create life… He had so many lives that he could even keep the ones he cared about from turning. He was so caring that he willing gave many lives away… the only thing he was afraid of was losing all his hearts which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, his friends did not care for him the same way he did to them and he died in lava and turned red. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."

    #prequel memes #last life smp #goodtimeswithscar #man somehow one of the most emotionally devastating series of events #was pretty easy to watch #scar is just too cheerful #he did what ultear did in fairtail and it made me sob here too #he was muhahurdered by the ahalliance negligence #they all know scar is a waking disaster and they didnt think of scar proofing their trap #sadge #i crie evry tiem
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  • banitesithbossbitch
    20.10.2021 - 4 days ago

    I think that the reasons why the Sequels just didn’t slap as hard as they could have was the lack of worldbuilding.

    No one writing for or running the Sequel Trilogy knows anything about worldbuilding.

    Disney is used to running Marvel, a series that relies on references and “oh you remember that? Lol cool haha it means nothing”.

    Star Wars has never been like that.

    Just so y’all don’t say I’m tripping, here’s one example:

    During 2002–when Attack of the Clones was about to air—Lucas Films released a bunch of in-universe HoloNet front pages.

    The HoloNet is basically the Star Wars’ universe internet, so this was like viewing the front page of google news but it’s Star Wars.

    I highly recommend reading the outlines of these on the Wiki, it’s no longer accessible as is but you can still read what they were talking about.

    Things like that matter.

    If you read the HoloNet articles, they tell you everything from current political events to what was going on in sports

    That’s important.

    That’s called giving a fuck and wanting to create something.

    That’s what this newest trilogy needed. Some immersive, in-universe, lil side stories to build hype and introduce you to the new world we were all going into.

    It’s a shame because they could have done this super easily but didn’t.

    Pure laziness from the world’s biggest entertainment corporation.

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  • banitesithbossbitch
    20.10.2021 - 4 days ago

    Jedi Apologists be writing whole books damn near on why people like the Sith because capitalists and western imperialism or some bullshit.

    Mf the real answer is that the Sith just got more swag.

    That it.

    I know it crazy, but maybe people like big time ballers and cash money paper chasers with lightsabers and not broke ass, never had one piece of gold jewelry ass monks?

    A crazy thought, I know.

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  • variousnerdyshit
    19.10.2021 - 4 days ago

    Writers when other writers kill their characters:

    Writers with their own characters:

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  • sunflowersinheaven
    19.10.2021 - 4 days ago
    #is this funny? #probably not #but i couldnt resist #star wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody#codywan#fanart#sw#tcw#my art#digital art#sw prequels#sw fanart #star wars prequels #star wars fanart #star wars memes #quick sketch #the clone wars #1k
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  • lactoseinolerrant
    19.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    Lmao

    #star wars prequels #star wars memes #star wars#obikin#anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi
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  • fluffycatofdooom
    19.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    I've got a desk pen pal at school, I'm not sure who they are but they keep responding to my notes on my homeroom desk.

    #Star wars#hello there#general kenobi #Tragedy of Darth Pelagius the wise #Prequel memes
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  • disast3rtransp0rt
    18.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    well someone had to do it

    #i am weed #machine gun kelly meme #anakin skywalker#obiwan kenobi #revenge of the sith #rots#star wars#sw rots #star wars prequels #star wars meme #star wars shitpost #sithposting#sw sithposting #the absolute buffoonery #weed tw
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  • banitesithbossbitch
    18.10.2021 - 6 days ago

    They haven’t given us the “new” Sheev Palpatine backstory because they know the hell I’ll raise if they fuck it up even minority.

    🙅🙅😈😈I don’t play about him😈😈🙅🙅

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  • banitesithbossbitch
    18.10.2021 - 6 days ago

    Bitches in the Empire after Emperor Palpatine died:

    Bitches in the Empire a week later when they whole region in a civil war for the second time and they getting no more pensions, no more social security, got no more functional government institutions, etc:

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  • banitesithbossbitch
    18.10.2021 - 6 days ago
    Yvi Gadow my fave because she don’t sugarcoat shit. She just be saying shit like “oh yeh Mf you gon kill plenty mfs”
    She’s the polar opposite parenting style of Shmi. Cant blame her though considering her past and how Dyriliok tends to be for Circle Dwellers.
    Look. She doing her best like she know her son ain’t gon look imitating with age and her man’s out fucking around in the senate.
    No use selling her son a dream about galactic peace ig
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  • 212thincorrectcanonquotes
    17.10.2021 - 1 week ago
    #obi wan kenobi #hello there#general kenobi#codywan #cody x obi wan #cody/obi wan #otp: i think you'll be needing this #obikin #obi wan x anakin #obi wan/anakin#star wars #star wars the clone wars #the clone wars #tcw #star wars prequels #commander cody#cody#anakin skywalker#anakin#shipping meme #star wars shipping memes #star wars meme #memes#gay memes#lgbtq memes
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  • banitesithbossbitch
    17.10.2021 - 1 week ago

    Star Wars Tumblr is like the library of Congress.

    But Star Wars Twitter is the chaos thunderdome of discourse.

    My home environment. I love it.

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  • spooky-eyed-seraph
    17.10.2021 - 1 week ago

    hm. gonna get my feelings out

    #k another paragraph for the tags #just remembered jensen’s doing advocacy with lgbt groups via occamshipper which adds a little bit #like i feel like the only reason he’s being so cagey about spn and destiel is that he honestly doesn’t care about pleasing everyone anymore #he knows it’s a show with SO much baggage and a fandom split every which way (we’re not the monolith we believe we are desitellers) #so he’s doing his tricks like a good little dog doing whatever the cw wants from him #and he’s really looking for a blank slate so he can incorporate the stories people want from spn but really will never get from spn #i think that’s where his head is at and i think i’m okay with that #blah blah prequel cannot know what’s happening with that one have to wait it put #*out #but if that’s where he’s at then okay #i mean. he also has mental health and a family and a life #this show and it’s fandom and the demands of a very shady network have to take a toll at SOME point #i feel for the people who got hurt but also? if you’re INCREDIBLY hurt by what were some pretty run of the mill comments then maybe step #back and separate your ultimate well-being from the show more #that sounds harsh but it seems way more healthy than what’s going on right now #anyway i’m gonna chill and laugh at memes and take thinkpieces into consideration and try to be rational #oh and fuck j*red that was textbook homophobia at least have SOME tact
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