#REAL Tumblr posts

  • zhabe
    26.10.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    naur way my prof just used the word “cultural marxist”.. its BEYOND ME

    #someone get the golem on the line. FOR REAL #.................... #owen.tg #antisemitism /
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  • mamma-mia-mammon
    26.10.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    this guys jacket is so fucked up but still hes so pretty when flustered <3

    [mammons version]

    #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me levi #levi avatar of envy #shall we date levi #for real tho stupidest jacket design ive ever seen levi ur supposed to be the clothing expert here
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  • inkedmyths
    26.10.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    Sometimes you're minding your own business and then Tumblr recommends you a post that makes you just stare off into space for a second as you realize you have been living oh so sheltered from the monsters that lurk outside your tailored feed

    #ink thinks #i forgot ppl write real person × reader in the year of our lord 2021 #on that note! i have more tags to add to the blacklist
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  • samuslut
    26.10.2021 - 9 minutes ago
    #letters to wing #from: doom #hopefully i don't make u guys wait too long #i'm in the middle of writing a real real real indulgent fic ((so like always)) #with a bnha character #that may or may not be received well but EITHER WAY I'M WRITING IT #and you're all gonna be subjected to it #. . . .. e. .ventually
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  • jeynepoole
    26.10.2021 - 10 minutes ago
    #GROPECUNT LANE WAS A REAL PLACE???? #SHITBROOK????? #I AM SCREAMING
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  • remus-deserves-the-world
    26.10.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    Can’t remember if it’s canon but stay with me…

    How did Remus *mastermind behind every prank* Lupin become a prefect

    AND James *face of every prank* Potter become Head Boy ???

    #harry potter#marauders #was Minnie just not thinking??? #what was the thought process here ??? #idc if it’s not canon it’s real to me
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  • incorrect-harringrove-quotes
    26.10.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    Steve: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Billy and I are dating

    The Scoops Troop: *Gasps*

    Billy: *Gasps*

    Steve: Billy, why did you gasp?

    #gasps is a fake fucking word #it is not real i refuse to acknowledge it #harringrove #incorrect harringrove quotes #steve harrington#billy hargrove #incorrect stranger things quotes #stranger things #the scoops troop #source: ?
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  • verstapen
    26.10.2021 - 12 minutes ago
    #sometimes i try to follow them and almost always end up unfollowing because i cant stand the vibes #i told agata this the other day but a lot of carrrlando shippers seem to just shout at the void while pretending to interact with eachother #like they constantly reblog each other and add commentary on posts but it never feels like a real conversation it just feels like people #speaking over one another #idk like i said GOOD SHIP but weird fanbase #also the way so many people baby lando..... fucking yikes #max.ask
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  • nausigay
    26.10.2021 - 13 minutes ago

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    #am i even real #i can't tell anymore
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  • sawbf
    26.10.2021 - 15 minutes ago
    #Censored like the jackets from DE for effect #For real I hope you feel better too. Feel free to ask to chat
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  • samsmith012
    26.10.2021 - 17 minutes ago
    #South Florida Real Estate Finance #nvestor | Peter-Foster #Private Equity Real Estate Sale and Rental Listings #south florida real estate advisor
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  • hollowsart
    26.10.2021 - 18 minutes ago
    #BUT LIKE FOR REAL-- IT'S ONLY THAT ONE FREAKY SPAMTON I'M GOING PRIMAL FOR--HELPMEISHOULDN'T #my descent into madness was not recent LOL #but hol hECK My descent into Spamton Madness absolutely is. #//long post
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  • fic-dumpster
    26.10.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    I hypothesize that Rindou would win against Ran in a fight. No, not because he's thicker or whatever shit circus movements. Listen, Ran would lose on purpose. That's his lil bro.

    #omi.rambles #they’d be like bro Bro BRO #I mean real fight aggressive stuff havoc #civil war type of thing
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  • winterrose42
    26.10.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    Watching horror flicks as a hard of hearing person: the real horror is having to turn the volume up to fuck all and then suddenly having a Very Loud Noise bust your brain. Ah yes horror industry i wonder why I'm heckin deaf lmao

    #winter speaks #the real horror is the hearing aids we made along tge way XD
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  • gold-kobold
    26.10.2021 - 22 minutes ago

    so far one of my favourite parts of this chapter is toby, jim, and claire group-hugging angor rot and him just like, angor.exe has stopped working because he has absolutely no idea how to react in this situation lmfao-

    #i have way too much fun with this fanfic i need to fucking stop lmao #but i will Not and i'm making that everyone else's problem yzsudfkjdysdjfkg #trollhunters#angor rot#jim#toby#claire#text post#goldie post #how to fight a shadow #had to give him SOME sorta hugging experience before he gets to dictatious with em lmfao- #because let's be real how likely is it that this asshole has ever been hugged before hgfsdjgjhfgdsfdhgf
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  • borndifficult
    26.10.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    ➶     —     @druisg​   ;   ❛  you  know  what  to  do .  ❜

    ❛   uh-huh.   ❜  picking  and  choosing  which  of  a  vast  array  of  arrows  to  bring  isn’t  always  meticulous.  he’s  done  this  enough  time  to  know  which  he  always  needs,  which  work  where,  which  are  generally  more  trouble  than  they’re  worth  and  only  still  there  just  in  case.  he’s  putting  a  lot  of  focus  into  it  now  because  it’s  the  only  other  place  to  look.  whatever  these  people  have  in  their  pocket,  he  hates.  it’s  his  right,  as  a  guy  who  goes  out  there  armed  only  with  a  bow  and  arrow  and  his  charisma,  to  see  laser  eyes  and  immediately  feel  a  little  irritated.  more  than  that,  he  hates  thinking  about  them  having  popcorn  while  the  world  fell  apart.  he’s  worked  himself  up  again,  these  powerful  people  with  their  blah  blah  blah  bullshit,  by  the  time  he’s  geared  up.

    ❛   and  you’re  gonna  sit  on  your  ass  while  we  go  out  and  actually  help,  i  guess  ?  that’s  kinda  your  thing  ?   ❜   steve,  also  in  the  midst  of  suiting  up,  would  be  so  disappointed  to  see  him  so  avidly  going  against  his  play  nice  suggestion,  at  least  until  they  had  a  little  more  information   —   but  before  he  deferred  to  steve’s  opinion,  he  deferred  to  nat’s.  isn’t  that  really  the  crux  of  the  matter,  if  he’s  honest  ?  she’s  not  here.  he  has  no  idea  if  that’d  be  different  if  a  few  more  people  had  lifted  a  pinkie.  ❛   whatever.  there’s  beer  in  the  fridge   —   don’t  touch  any  of  my  stuff.   ❜

    #druisg #➶   ans  …  guess who’s about to have a real bad night ? #im sorry this is SO antagonistic im cryin #i was just thinking abt ur post abt avengers interacting w these ppl who watched while thanos was happening #and how monumentally pissed off clint would be at the concept of them shgdsjh #thank u so much for sending !!!!!
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  • noboynocry
    26.10.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    the funniest thing about the war arc was when obito was like "my evil plan is to create an infinite tsukuyomi that will trap people in a genjutsu where they are happy and there is no pain" followed by 10+ episodes of characters being genuinely happy in the dream world and me wondering what the "evil" plan was again

    #seriously #i know ppl are gonna be like #BUT NONE OF THAT IS REAL AND THE PERSON EVENTUALLY DIES AND BECOMES A WHITE ZETSU #ok but wont we all die #may as well die happy lol #honestly their evil plan was genius #had i been there and woken up from a dream where i live a happy life i wouldve been so mad lmfao
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  • archerincombat
    26.10.2021 - 24 minutes ago

    tagged by @fangkinkdiaz and @alwayseddietrash to spell out my URL in songs & tag as many people are there are songs! 

    A Kiss - The Driver Era 

    Roslyn - Bon Iver

    Comedown by Luke Hemmings

    Hallucinogenics - Matt Maeson ft. Lana Del Rey

    Enough for you - Olivia Rodrigo

    Rock bottom - Misterwives

    IDGAF - Dua Lipa

    New Americana- Halsey

    Come Back, Be Here - Taylor Swift

    Ophelia - The Lumineers

    Maple Syrup - The Backseat Lovers

    Big Wheel - Samia

    Are you bored yet? - Wallows

    The Archer (it is the brand, after all) - Taylor Swift

    Tagging @adamsparirsh @birthdaydiaz @reallysmartladymariecurie @vampirebuck and whoever hasn’t done it already!

    #tagged in #this took a while #was gonna put a billion sorrys for one of them only real ones know
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  • fairycosmos
    26.10.2021 - 24 minutes ago
    #Shakespeare’s been real quiet since you said this anon #anon
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  • spelviin
    26.10.2021 - 26 minutes ago

    the mortifying ordeal of having to explain shitty fandom disk horse to a real productive adult human being who is also a licensed professional vs the benefits of having said real productive adult human being actually give you some valuable perspective of the situation from the pov of someone who does not suffer from your specific brand of internet brain rot 

    #og #god it's so fkn embarrassing to talk about this shit like it's actually real and matters lmao #but legit was kind of nice to get that good unclouded judgement that can only be found Offline
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