one of the things that probably shouldn’t be funny but i still think it is for some reason is from volume 4, when team rnjr are being followed by qrow, who in turn is being followed by raven, and rnjr makes it no secret that they’re traveling to shion to take the airship there to mistral.
and then. by a complete coincidence, absolutely not at all related to anything, shion is raided by the branwen tribe. like, it just be like that sometimes, ya know? nothing to look at here. totally wasn’t a rush job or anything. nope.
Yang: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Ren: Whatever his name is
Yang: No silly, an investigator!
Ren: I would call him sir
a recent commission of cinder fall from rwby. the arm was fun.
The fifth batch of sugar cookies, all looking like christmas tree-shaped pieces of bark, clattered into the trash.
“Tell me again, why are we on cooking duty?” James asked.
Glynda ran a hand through her hair and looked up at him where he stood at the counter, covered in enough flower to make him look like a ghost.
“We drew straws,” Glynda said.
“Although, knowing Qrow, he’s probably pouting like a five year old at not getting to purchase the liquor for the party tonight.”
“The real burn was that the job went to Winter.” Glynda laughed.
James joined in, only to be cut short by a sneeze.
“So,” Glynda said, pulling out more eggs, “you want to try for batch
this is really dumb
Cinder: My mom always told me “you can’t be ugly AND mean. You must pick one.” And that’s why I’m this way.
It’s so blizzare and amazing how the whole plot of rwby came to be because Salem was petty enough to try and kill the gods-
Nora: I ingested enough coffee this morning to probably keep me sane through the weekend.
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well I finally cracked and wrote about it.
Sun: Haven’t totally committed yet but considering seriously losing my cool.
Jaune: If you prefer hamburgers over cheeseburgers, please seek therapy.
I miss Cinder’s left eye more than I miss Roman and Pyrrha.
Glynda: Nothing warms the heart like seeing the tail lights of your houseguests.