Okay guys I have to ask. So obviously we have a lot of gay thoughts before we realize we’re gay. Since Edward can read minds, do you think he ever tried to help someone come to terms with being gay? Nudge them into realization? Do you think Jasper ever picked up on vibes and thought “your eyes say threat-assessment but your aura says yearning”? These are the only straight people who can truly claim gaydar. And what are they doing with it? Just letting drama unfold? Staying out of it? Encouraging Alice to take action for them? Or does the whole “stuck in the age you died in” thing extend to period-typical homophobia that existed before Sam Smith’s hit song Same Love came out? Did Edward know that Rosalie wanted to hate fuck Bella? Did Jasper know that Edward was asexual and justifying abstinence as his attempt to get him—a vampire—and his human girlfriend, who has done literally nothing wrong in her life, into heaven? Why did Carlisle never turn a psychiatrist into a a vampire for his dysfunctional, severely traumatized corpse children. What role does Esme play on the series other than a person with a gentle smile (eg, surrogate mother to Bella in the eyes of the audience to justify a desire to see her become a part of the Cullen family.) Emmet has hot girl energy and that’s all he needs to contribute. We know that Rosalie pegs him.