How to survive your stay at Wayne Manor: a guide, cont.
Pay attention to the "I know's" vs. the "I've heard's." They mean wildly different things, but not in the way you'd think.
Alfred's say goes. He is the master of this house, despite Bruce's name on the title.
I don't recommend wandering around on your own, the halls have a mind of their own and they don't like outsiders.
You can win Jason's favor with chocolate-covered pretzels.
Family movie night is on Mondays. Steer clear of the theater unless invited, more out of courtesy than anything.
If you do get invited to movie night, consider yourself in the inner circle. This is your family now. Don't be alarmed at the sudden berth people give you, it comes with the status.
No, we are not in the Mafia. Even the Mafia doesn't have the reach we do. Don't think too hard about it, and don't exploit it. Your new immunity is not to be discussed with anyone else.
Damian carries knives with him at all times. Use this to your advantage, or your detriment.
It's easy to get lost on the grounds. Take an animal with you, just not the rabbit. He will be no help at all, but not for a lack of trying.
Don't ask Selina Kyle about her jewelry, no matter how flashy or beautiful it is. That will make you an accessory, and not the gold kind. You don't want that. Trust me.
Yes, there are secret passages in the manor. No, most of them are not safe to travel. Don't enter any unless shown by a resident.
Don't go in the school room. We don't know what lives there, but it hates anyone over the age of 10. It might be a demon, that would be par for the course. This is Gotham, after all. The weirdness doesn't stop just because you've crossed the city limits.
Damian likes to draw. His favor can be won with art supplies, he never seems to have enough.
No one here wants to talk about their past. Don't ask.
If you feed Ace treats he will be your best friend forever. This can by useful. He also is an incredible judge of character. He can probably smell intentions.
Don't use the elevators. They only seem to work for Barbara.
The grapes grown along the patio are the best grapes you will ever eat. They will ruin all other grapes for you, forever.
When in doubt, all kids and adjacents will respond to gender-neutral pronouns.
Don't get scared if Commissioner Gordon shows up at the door. It's probably just time for coffee with Bruce and Dick.