But u know, the main reason I hate twilight is bc of bella. And I hate bella bc for someone who claims to b in true love, she cant even handle the fact that she would grow old and her lover wouldn't. Like seriously?? U can't even handle a few judgemental stares for the supposed love of ur life??? R u really in love or in love with the fantasy of it?
And don't come at me with any argument, look at Tessa gray and will Herondale. Look at Magnus bane and Alex Lightwood. Look at Tessa great and Jem Carstairs. Alec and Will and Jem had lovers who would never age. But did they care? No. Bc they knew that the most important thing is that they found love.
Pairing: OC(Prince Auberon)xOC(Linkle) (implied Zelda/Link)
Word Count: 7'224 +(work in progress)
Summary: After the Twilight invasion, Queen Mother Zelda is wondering if a disaster is coming in the form of her new grandchild, a prince. Link's granddaughter is named after him as she resembles him so clearly. The oracle of seasons in Holodrum is murdered and the land falls to darkness, two sisters plot to take the Triforce and save their country. crossover of TP and OOS
Cross-Posted at A03 & ff.net
Me (in response to a Volvo commercial): "You know, Edward from Twilight drove a Volvo."
My Partner: "Edward knew how to drive!?"
Me: "Yeah, he had to drive to school. "
Partner: "So he's a 100 year old vampire and he...commutes?"
Guess who's watching twilight , first movie , again just to watch Carlisle's hot af entry and Jasper in the baseball scene !!!!
Arrow (TV Series 2012–2020)
Word Count: 12'053 +
Summary: Kagome is the only survivor of a deadly smallpox outbreak in ancient Japan. In her grief, she seeks the only person who can bring back Inuyasha. Rin turns 15 and becomes of age and Sesshoumaru has to deal with a full castle of guests and oversee his ward's suitors. This is a tale of a grieving human miko turned lowly maid & the demon lord of the western lands.
Cross-Posted on A03 & ff.net
Au where Edward is not a vampire but runs a my little pony Tumblr blog. One day Bella comes in and tells him: "I like your shoelaces" to which he responds immediately "Thanks I stole them from the president". They stare intensely at each other while a random extra confusedly stares at them from behind.
SPY×FAMILY 《黄昏》 ロイド・フォージャー
twilight au where bella’s blood just tastes awful and edward’s like “i tried so hard to resist THIS? nvm bitch ew”
Currently have the worst chills after my second covid vaccine and I wish they would have let us know that one of the side effects is transforming back into your teenage self cuz all I can do is fantasize about how great it would be to have Jacob's 2000 degree body snuggled up to me like Bella in that god forsaken tent
dash: horny on main for monsters and vore
y’all: s c a t t e r
i need the twilight renaissance to end and the hunger games renaissance to begin expeditiously.... it’s time to put some respect on the greatest film/book saga in history literally fuck those crusty ass vampires
✨Cullen Cheeleader AU✨
Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice are one stunt team together because they manage the best stunts. During competitions their stunts completely annihilate all the other teams.
Emmett is the best backspot the team has ever had. He can’t base with anyone though, because he’s too strong, and all the elevators become uneven, and the basket tosses go flying skewed. Rosalie and Jasper always base together, because they’ve been “cheerleading together since they were young.” Alice is an amazing flyer, because of her impeccable balance. Once she gets up in a basket toss, she can execute an uncanny amount of tricks.
The Cullen stunt team needs to deliberately throw Alice as low as they can (so she doesn’t fly through the gym ceiling). At home, they find out that they can use each other as human trampolines. They take turns throwing each other in the air. Charlie keeps getting reports of strange objects flying through the woods, accompanied by intense scream laughing. The wolves occasionally get vampires crossing treaty lines because the basket was uneven and they couldn’t control their landing. Seth insists on joining in, and after breaking his arm, Leah bans him from joining in on “cheer practise” (it doesn’t stop him).
One time the coach decided to switch up stunt groups, and all the other stunt groups couldn’t even prep Alice for an elevator. The rest of the team kept wondering why she was so heavy even though she was so small- they didn’t bring it up though, for fear of offending her.
The football team tries to recruit Emmett, but after going to one practise (where he’s bored the entire time) he decides getting attention for yelling and dancing is much more gratifying. He loves the cheer uniforms, and won’t take them off, even at home.
Rosalie is so fucking hot in her cheer uniform that half the cheer team has a sexual awakening. There are rumours that the entire cheer team is fucking each other, but no one can confirm, because the cheer team is too busy making eyes at each other.
For some reason, the cheer team never gets tired, or frustrated with each other, and spirits are always high. Jasper denies any involvement. He says the cheer team just has a very healthy “growth mindset.” Alice choreographs all their routines, and hand makes all the uniforms. The fact that she can see all the other team’s routines is NOT cheating, she tells Carlisle. Carlisle just sighs. Esme is the best cheer mom. The team never runs out of snacks. After Esme asks Carlisle about human diets, he becomes the team’s nutritionist as well. Esme and Carlisle have planned out all the snacks so that they are the best for each team members body type.
Edward custom makes the songs they use for competition, so the cheer team saves $400 every year. Emmett convinces the rest of the cheer team that they should rent a party bus to go to competitions with that money instead. Jasper may or may not have made them become very excited at the mention of a party bus. People ask what happened on the party bus- but what happens on the party bus stays on the party bus.
Bella does not do cheer. She’s too busy fucking Edward.
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
TWILIGHT (COMING SOON)
KENDALL KNIGHT (COMING SOON)
ADRIEN AGRESTE (COMING SOON)
MCYT (COMING SOON)
BNHA (COMING SOON)
MARVEL (COMING SOON)
i’ll post (her eyes) my twilight x tvd crossover fic on tumblr after i’m done with the book, and i’ll try to update more of (his wife) soon loves <3
bella & edward or kristen & rob?