Title: Friendship is Magic
Pairing: Billy Batson & Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn & Zatanna Zatara
Word Count: 3,686
Summary: Harley Quinn’s totally boring night at S.T.A.R. Labs took a magical turn when it was interrupted by the world-famous stage magician Zatanna and her pint-sized assistant Billy Batson!
AKA the one where Harley was magically roped into an escape attempt.
“You shoulda listened when I toldja to duck.” Harley hooted with laughter, slinging her rubber chicken over her shoulder. The brick in the rubber chicken was a hefty weight against her back. “Get it? ‘Cause I had a rubber chicken but I toldja to duck!”
It didn’t get a chuckle out of Mr. Concussion Head, who was doing his best impression of a beached starfish on the floor. Harley tickled him under his armpits. Made that a drunken beached starfish.
“Meh. You guys are no fun. You’re worse than B-Man.” Harley stepped over the bodies of the five other chumps that had been knocked out by her knockout gas. “At least B-Man lasts long enough to hear my jokes.”
[Keep reading on AO3]