happy birthday eugene!
happy birthday eugene!
Every single damn prosecutor with a week to prepare, the entire police force at their disposal, and the judge in their pocket walking into the courtroom “Ive never lost a case and I'm not gonna start now I'm going to end this man’s whole fucking career”
Phoenix Wright running on 3 cans of redbull and one (1) poptart who has known about this case for a grand total of 24 hours *exists*
The prosecutor walking out of the court room with a broken win streak their conclusive evidence thrown back in their face and a brand new existential crisis: “what... And I cannot stress this enough, the fuck just happened?”
Food for thought: Brewster, but instead of saying coo, he says Cuck
I have decided that romance is dumb
The good news: my local pinball arcade has it!
The bad news: they disassembled the machine and display the backbox for window dressing. Table unplayable.
not to be like “love isn’t real” but like it isn’t. not for me at least like. there’s no way I am ever going to be appealing enough to another person to be in a relationship and I’m becoming more and more ok with that. some of us aren’t meant to have people love us and someday I’ll die and I won’t even worry that no one has ever loved me 🙃
Alright, small update!
Long Kaz x Reader fic idea has been fleshed out! I’m expecting it to be about 11 parts, 10 chapters and an epilogue. The title is now “Love Me Tenderly (Protect Me Fiercely)” and I think it really sums up the fic in general.
Again, the vague summary of the fic is that Reader is traveling from the Wandering Isles to their Ravkan homeland to see their mother on her deathbed. When they get to Ketterdam, something happens that causes them to need to hire protection and Kaz (along with a few gang members) are hired to be their temporary bodyguards. Along the way, Reader and Kaz get to know each other more and fall for each other. When something happens that causes Reader to question the validity of their uncle’s care for them, Kaz helps them dig up documents that could change the course of their life forever.
If anyone would like to be tagged in this fic or in my Kaz/SoC fic in general, feel free to read the note on my Pinned Post before sending an ask to be added!
Created this monstrosity just now
am I about to go read a book trilogy that'll probably take me weeks to finish, just because I was told it has demisexual rep? Yes. Yes, you bet I am 💳💥💳💥💳
WE ARE THE NEW ROMANTICS
🖤💜🤍 this is acelor where we document every time Taylor has looked like the asexual flag (black, grey, white, and purple stripes) or aromantic flag (green, black, grey, white) 🤍💚🖤
You know... during this process of understanding and exploring my aspec identity, coming to terms with my demisexuality & demiromanticism; I looked back at my past a lot and the only thing I could think of when remembering questionable moments, was: NOW IT ALL MAKES F* SENSE 😂